Not really, but you fools need to get some practice reading so I'm using sucker tactics to get you in.
Here we go. The numbers next to the team is the standings on the league page:
(1)Khodu vs. (14)Isotopes: Khodu drops the big black blob of revenge on the Isotopes. The Isotopes will fight back, but not enough. Khodu takes the starters out at half and gets ready for the big game next week.
Khodu: 160
Taupes: 10
(2)MaRAWK!!o vs. (6)Drakar: TRAP GAME!!! Drakar smells nice and is good enough to beat YourRAWK!!o if they allow it. Coaches are working to keep the team focused and ready for this game and not focusing on next week’s huge match up.
YourRAWK!!o: 75
The Noir: 10
(3)Terror vs. (13)Famine: Terror wins so big that the four horsemen will be updated to include Tanner, Death, War and Pestilence. You just can’t be a horseman if you get beat like this. Just ask Magnum TA.
Terror: a bajillion
Famine 0 (and likes it)
GAME OF THE WEEK 1
(4)Fortress vs. (5)FAlkruns: A second key positional battle for the Fortress. They took care of business last game and helped keep the season out of the gutter. This one is even bigger. The same level of importance but against a proven opponent. A Falkruns victory here would throw the home field race into a total different situation than most expected. But nobody circles the wagons like the Fortress!!!!
Fortress: 45
FAlkruns: 10
GAME OF THE WEEK 2
(7)Happy Hour vs. (8)FFA: Another key positional battle. This is going to be an important win for playoff positioning. One team will look back and wish they had this one and the other will be happy they were able to pull it out.
Happy Hour: 60 minutes
FFA: 31337
(9)Ocho Cinco vs. (16)bye: No comment.
(10)Whiskey Tango vs. (12)Cougars: What do Cougars like? Well rasberrytinis mostly, but after a few fruitytinis you can start going right after Whiskey shots. And as we all know, that is gonna end badly for the Cougars.
Cougars: 35-55
Whiskey Tango: 80 proof
(11)nWo vs. (15)Scorpions: Sting was the only big name that was able to resist the nWo, but he is old and busted now. Meanwhile the nWo is the gently-used tepidness. nWo in this one.
Order: 52
Scorps: 35
Here we go. The numbers next to the team is the standings on the league page:
(1)Khodu vs. (14)Isotopes: Khodu drops the big black blob of revenge on the Isotopes. The Isotopes will fight back, but not enough. Khodu takes the starters out at half and gets ready for the big game next week.
Khodu: 160
Taupes: 10
(2)MaRAWK!!o vs. (6)Drakar: TRAP GAME!!! Drakar smells nice and is good enough to beat YourRAWK!!o if they allow it. Coaches are working to keep the team focused and ready for this game and not focusing on next week’s huge match up.
YourRAWK!!o: 75
The Noir: 10
(3)Terror vs. (13)Famine: Terror wins so big that the four horsemen will be updated to include Tanner, Death, War and Pestilence. You just can’t be a horseman if you get beat like this. Just ask Magnum TA.
Terror: a bajillion
Famine 0 (and likes it)
GAME OF THE WEEK 1
(4)Fortress vs. (5)FAlkruns: A second key positional battle for the Fortress. They took care of business last game and helped keep the season out of the gutter. This one is even bigger. The same level of importance but against a proven opponent. A Falkruns victory here would throw the home field race into a total different situation than most expected. But nobody circles the wagons like the Fortress!!!!
Fortress: 45
FAlkruns: 10
GAME OF THE WEEK 2
(7)Happy Hour vs. (8)FFA: Another key positional battle. This is going to be an important win for playoff positioning. One team will look back and wish they had this one and the other will be happy they were able to pull it out.
Happy Hour: 60 minutes
FFA: 31337
(9)Ocho Cinco vs. (16)bye: No comment.
(10)Whiskey Tango vs. (12)Cougars: What do Cougars like? Well rasberrytinis mostly, but after a few fruitytinis you can start going right after Whiskey shots. And as we all know, that is gonna end badly for the Cougars.
Cougars: 35-55
Whiskey Tango: 80 proof
(11)nWo vs. (15)Scorpions: Sting was the only big name that was able to resist the nWo, but he is old and busted now. Meanwhile the nWo is the gently-used tepidness. nWo in this one.
Order: 52
Scorps: 35
Last edited Nov 26, 2008 16:13:53
