Ricky has never been a fan on the media and the media has never been a fan of Ricky, ever since the incident referred to as the "Press Conference Cock Punch of 06".
Though in this rare occaision an exclusive interview has been obtained by none other than Colacock's mom. She used all of the old tricks she learned on the streets of Atlantic City (also known as the place of Cola's conception) when she went by the name Scabby, to obtain this information.
Scabby: What are you thankful for this year?
The King: Being the best running back in this league, even though this league is a joke and anyone who hasn't been promoted yet should be ashamed.
Scabby: What do you think of that UK back guy?
The King: Sucks.
Scabby: What is your prediction about the Greats Thanksiving day game?
The King: Ricky Mania
Scabby: What?
The King: Fuck you.
Scabby: We need to move this along I have an HJ to give in an hour, we notice you have a new avatar on your player page http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=529160. What exactly where you doing when that photo was taken and what are you smokin?
The King: This was Ricky's special pregame blend of tabacco, marijuana, and the blood of an african white tiger.
Scabby: Why the white tiger blood?
The King: Cuz that shit is baller.
Scabby: Any special plans for the holiday?
The King: No, but I'll let you know what the teams of Lion should be thankful for:
The Lumberjacks should be thankful for their joke of a schedule.
The Warthogs should be thankful that Bort has made it so you can hide your build, because with those high levels and their success you know they would be laughable.
The Peckers should be thankful that not many people have noticed how they almost lost the Eagles who they greatly outlevel.
The Storm should be thankful that they will most likely be asleep thanks to the Tryptophan, so they won't have to witness their slaughter on a holiday.
The Hawks should be thankful for how good they think they are, even though they are a 5-3 6th place team.
The Eagles should be thankful for noaheli's wallet.
The Bone Strippers should be thankful for their lvl 41s, without them they couldn't be the amazing 8th place team they are today.
The Mountaineers should be thankful that there is another team in the conference from Tanzania, maybe some people will get confused and think they are good.
The Silverbacks should be thankful that they owner decides to PM teams crying about levels instead of posting it on the forums, it at least saves them some dignity. They should also be thankful that they don't play the Greats every game, or they would never have a win.
The Warriors should be thankful that they aren't actually fighting a war, because they would all be dead.
The Vipers should be thankful that ownership is idiotproof and that they don't loose their team for having negative funds.
The BALLERS should be thankful that Ricky is on the scene so someone can actually show them the true meaning of baller.
The Cowboys should be thankful that although they are called the Cowboys they don't have to deal with a bunch of redneck fans and/or TO, all they have to deal with is sucking.
The Bogart's(good use of the apostrophe there idiot) and the Braves should be thankful that teams are only 1000 flex.
Ricky would like to wish everyone a safe holiday, except for sex, that takes away all the feeling.
Though in this rare occaision an exclusive interview has been obtained by none other than Colacock's mom. She used all of the old tricks she learned on the streets of Atlantic City (also known as the place of Cola's conception) when she went by the name Scabby, to obtain this information.
Scabby: What are you thankful for this year?
The King: Being the best running back in this league, even though this league is a joke and anyone who hasn't been promoted yet should be ashamed.
Scabby: What do you think of that UK back guy?
The King: Sucks.
Scabby: What is your prediction about the Greats Thanksiving day game?
The King: Ricky Mania
Scabby: What?
The King: Fuck you.
Scabby: We need to move this along I have an HJ to give in an hour, we notice you have a new avatar on your player page http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=529160. What exactly where you doing when that photo was taken and what are you smokin?
The King: This was Ricky's special pregame blend of tabacco, marijuana, and the blood of an african white tiger.
Scabby: Why the white tiger blood?
The King: Cuz that shit is baller.
Scabby: Any special plans for the holiday?
The King: No, but I'll let you know what the teams of Lion should be thankful for:
The Lumberjacks should be thankful for their joke of a schedule.
The Warthogs should be thankful that Bort has made it so you can hide your build, because with those high levels and their success you know they would be laughable.
The Peckers should be thankful that not many people have noticed how they almost lost the Eagles who they greatly outlevel.
The Storm should be thankful that they will most likely be asleep thanks to the Tryptophan, so they won't have to witness their slaughter on a holiday.
The Hawks should be thankful for how good they think they are, even though they are a 5-3 6th place team.
The Eagles should be thankful for noaheli's wallet.
The Bone Strippers should be thankful for their lvl 41s, without them they couldn't be the amazing 8th place team they are today.
The Mountaineers should be thankful that there is another team in the conference from Tanzania, maybe some people will get confused and think they are good.
The Silverbacks should be thankful that they owner decides to PM teams crying about levels instead of posting it on the forums, it at least saves them some dignity. They should also be thankful that they don't play the Greats every game, or they would never have a win.
The Warriors should be thankful that they aren't actually fighting a war, because they would all be dead.
The Vipers should be thankful that ownership is idiotproof and that they don't loose their team for having negative funds.
The BALLERS should be thankful that Ricky is on the scene so someone can actually show them the true meaning of baller.
The Cowboys should be thankful that although they are called the Cowboys they don't have to deal with a bunch of redneck fans and/or TO, all they have to deal with is sucking.
The Bogart's(good use of the apostrophe there idiot) and the Braves should be thankful that teams are only 1000 flex.
Ricky would like to wish everyone a safe holiday, except for sex, that takes away all the feeling.
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