Jupiter Snipers vs. Congo Gorillas
Jupiter, despite being rather lowly, should easily overcome Congo. They might even break 100 against them. Then again…they might only pull out a squeaker. Either way, a win is a win.
Jupiter Game Song: Faith No More – We Care a Lot
Congo Game Song: Johnny Cash – Cry Cry Cry
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Although we won last season, a lot has changed since then, and we will probably lose this one. Looking forward to a good matchup though Beavers.
Generals Game Song: Trace Adkins – You’re Gonna Miss This
Beavers Game Song: Cirrus – Back on a Mission
Tijuana Thundercats vs. Beltway Bandits
This one should be a real slobberknocker. Two teams almost identical on paper…hell even their records are the same, should come out swinging for the fences. My usual favorite pick Tijuana has their hands full, and Beltway is going to have to step up their pass rush and coverage, which I think they will do for the win this week.
Tijuana Game Song: Slipknot – Duality
Beltway Game Song: The Beatles – Don’t Pass Me By
South African Bulls vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Sahara will not only be chasing Shadows, but shots as well after this one. The real question is, will it be Coke after Rum? Red Bull after Jaegermeister? Lemon Juice after Calvin Klein’s Eternity? (Yes I’ve done that one…no I don’t recommend it). With a name like Chivas involved in the preds (Scotch rules all), the drunken masters can’t go wrong. ShadowChasers win big.
Bulls Game Song: The White Stripes – Passive Manipulation
Sahara Game Song: Alice Cooper – No More Mr. Nice Guy
Seychelles Island Sea Wolves vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
Seychelles wants revenge, Tuscaloosa wants to hold on to #1 in this battle of unbeaterns. The Bulls should have no problem keeping up their #1 rushing ways, despite Seychelles having a great run defense. Tuscaloosa should also be able to stomp down the run like they have all of this season, and last. This one will come down to gameplanning and which team spent WAY too much time doing it, which based on Seychelles desire for revenge is probably the Wolves. So I will give them the win this week. But KFed will blank out again this week.
Wolves Game Song: Gustav Holst – Mars, The Bringer of War
Bulls Game Song: Damageplan – Moment of Truth
African Killer Frogs vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion CPU
Frogs will win dammit, or else….
Frogs Game Song: CeCe Peniston – Finally
ZBSR Game Song: Fuck those bots, they don’t get one
Kalahari Night Riders vs. Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins
Kalahari is feeling hot after some early losses, and Ethiopia is starving for much more than just a sammich…like maybe a win. After losing to Bombali and Mozambique, the Marvins are in real crunch time, but I think their win is going to have to wait until their Jupiter game…and then against us…then the Bulls and Frogs…damn you guys have a cupcake schedule coming up. Lucky bastards. Kalahari still has you beat this week though.
KNR Game Song: Metallica – Jump in the Fire
Marvins Game Song: Twisted Sister – Stay Hungry
Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Mozambique Starvin Marvins
Browns win while Robb is out Cowboying it up in Texas.
Bombali Game Song: Black Label Society – Stronger Than Death
Zique Game Song: Dixie Chicks – Traveling Soldier
Doinitin Djibouti vs. Ghana Buffalos
Two unbeatens again…wow what a week. DD should roll over Ghana, key word SHOULD. Ghana is another team that wants payback of some kind. Despite everyone ending up in AAA anyway, apparently a bunch of teams have big grudges or something, which is just lame, and I would never hold a grudge…accept against KFed, ZBSR, Madagascar Outlaws etc etc…Anyway, the key word is should like I said, and I won’t interfere with my zany curse thingy, so Ghana wins (Wink Wink).
DD Game Song: Van Halen – Running With the Devil
Ghana Game Song: Gary Hoey - Desire
Jupiter, despite being rather lowly, should easily overcome Congo. They might even break 100 against them. Then again…they might only pull out a squeaker. Either way, a win is a win.
Jupiter Game Song: Faith No More – We Care a Lot
Congo Game Song: Johnny Cash – Cry Cry Cry
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Although we won last season, a lot has changed since then, and we will probably lose this one. Looking forward to a good matchup though Beavers.
Generals Game Song: Trace Adkins – You’re Gonna Miss This
Beavers Game Song: Cirrus – Back on a Mission
Tijuana Thundercats vs. Beltway Bandits
This one should be a real slobberknocker. Two teams almost identical on paper…hell even their records are the same, should come out swinging for the fences. My usual favorite pick Tijuana has their hands full, and Beltway is going to have to step up their pass rush and coverage, which I think they will do for the win this week.
Tijuana Game Song: Slipknot – Duality
Beltway Game Song: The Beatles – Don’t Pass Me By
South African Bulls vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Sahara will not only be chasing Shadows, but shots as well after this one. The real question is, will it be Coke after Rum? Red Bull after Jaegermeister? Lemon Juice after Calvin Klein’s Eternity? (Yes I’ve done that one…no I don’t recommend it). With a name like Chivas involved in the preds (Scotch rules all), the drunken masters can’t go wrong. ShadowChasers win big.
Bulls Game Song: The White Stripes – Passive Manipulation
Sahara Game Song: Alice Cooper – No More Mr. Nice Guy
Seychelles Island Sea Wolves vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
Seychelles wants revenge, Tuscaloosa wants to hold on to #1 in this battle of unbeaterns. The Bulls should have no problem keeping up their #1 rushing ways, despite Seychelles having a great run defense. Tuscaloosa should also be able to stomp down the run like they have all of this season, and last. This one will come down to gameplanning and which team spent WAY too much time doing it, which based on Seychelles desire for revenge is probably the Wolves. So I will give them the win this week. But KFed will blank out again this week.
Wolves Game Song: Gustav Holst – Mars, The Bringer of War
Bulls Game Song: Damageplan – Moment of Truth
African Killer Frogs vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion CPU
Frogs will win dammit, or else….
Frogs Game Song: CeCe Peniston – Finally
ZBSR Game Song: Fuck those bots, they don’t get one
Kalahari Night Riders vs. Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins
Kalahari is feeling hot after some early losses, and Ethiopia is starving for much more than just a sammich…like maybe a win. After losing to Bombali and Mozambique, the Marvins are in real crunch time, but I think their win is going to have to wait until their Jupiter game…and then against us…then the Bulls and Frogs…damn you guys have a cupcake schedule coming up. Lucky bastards. Kalahari still has you beat this week though.
KNR Game Song: Metallica – Jump in the Fire
Marvins Game Song: Twisted Sister – Stay Hungry
Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Mozambique Starvin Marvins
Browns win while Robb is out Cowboying it up in Texas.
Bombali Game Song: Black Label Society – Stronger Than Death
Zique Game Song: Dixie Chicks – Traveling Soldier
Doinitin Djibouti vs. Ghana Buffalos
Two unbeatens again…wow what a week. DD should roll over Ghana, key word SHOULD. Ghana is another team that wants payback of some kind. Despite everyone ending up in AAA anyway, apparently a bunch of teams have big grudges or something, which is just lame, and I would never hold a grudge…accept against KFed, ZBSR, Madagascar Outlaws etc etc…Anyway, the key word is should like I said, and I won’t interfere with my zany curse thingy, so Ghana wins (Wink Wink).
DD Game Song: Van Halen – Running With the Devil
Ghana Game Song: Gary Hoey - Desire






























