Warrior General Games

Okay here are the rankings after game 7.
Here is what I went by:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster

LW = Last Weeks ranking

You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****POWER RANKINGS****

#1 Pretoria Pigs (7-0) LW 1 - These are some scary looking piggies. A 62-0 shut out of Impending Doom. The powerhouse pork chops take on the Nightmares next up.
Mmmmmm, pork chops.

#2 Taipei Little Fish Rangers (7-0) LW 2 - Wow! Does everyone get a 2 game vacation? Taipei beat the Bulls and now get to go on a two game vacay against the wonder bot teams.

#3 Texas Armadillos (6-1) LW 4 - Texas scored a win over the Nightmares and now get the Bulls at home. One thing there is a lot of in Texas are slaughterhouses. I'll take a couple Porterhouse's.

#4 Banghazi Barbary Lions (6-1) LW 5 - Banghazi got a surprising big win over Algeria. They travel to Lagos next to take on the Eagles that are coming off of two big bot wins.

#5 The African Predators (5-2) LW 6 - Does anyone, besides me, wet their bed when thinking of this team? They face Impending Doom next to keep in the playoff race.

#6 Detroit Drive-By (5-2) LW 7 - Game 1 of vacation is over with. Up next? Game 2 of vacation.

#7 Impending Doom (4-3) LW 5 - Three losses in a row have the Doom reeling and they need to figure out how to get back on the road to the play offs. They are playing more like Depends Doom, than Impending Doom. And we all know what is inside of adult diapers.

#8 Zimbabwe Bulls (3-4) LW 7 - Well the Bulls have lost 2 in a row and are looking for anyone to play on the depth chart. How about the waterboy? It worked for Bobby Boucher.

#9 Lagos Eagles (3-4) LW 11 - Lagos just got back from vacation and have to face the Barbary Lions next. They could really use a win here to push them selves into the post season race.

#10 Strong Badia Tires (2-5) LW 12 - Strong Badia has picked up two wins in a row now and is looking for a third against Zanzi-bot before facing Impending Doom.

#11 Algeria Desert Foxes (2-5) LW 9 - The Desert Foxes lost to Banghazi in their last game and they desperately need to turn things around. The Brotherhood comes into the Desert Foxes neighborhood and offer a chance to start the 180'.

#12 Nigerian Nightmares (2-5) LW 10 - A game at Pretoria is not how you want to start a turn around in the middle of the season.

#13 Zulu Brotherhood (0-7) LW 13 - There's no coming back from 0-7. Time to play spoiler, Zulu's.

#14 Rwanda HellFish (2-5) LW14 - I could put anything here and it wouldn't matter, so.........
http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Biel/jessica-biel-ass-shot.jpg

#15 Zanzibar Face-Eaters (0-7) LW 15 - *YYYAAAAWWWNNN*...........going to bed now. Sleepy time.

#16 Djibouti White Tigers (0-7) LW 16 - http://mywits.com/pics/jessicabiel_sexy.jpg

*****PREDICTIONS*****

Well I went 7-1 last set of games. Hopefully this next set I'll do better........or worse depending who you are.

Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1

Overall: 25-7
GOTW: 3-1

#12 Nigerian Nightmares (2-5) at #1 Pretoria Pigs (7-0) LW 1 = Pretoria - As much as I want my fellow A#7 team mate to win, it ain't gonna happen.
Sorry Tone.
Game Rating: 3/6 Beers

#14 Rwanda Hellfish (2-5) at #2 Taipei Little Fish Rangers (7-0) = Taipei - OOh, here is an exciting game................NOT!
Game Rating: 1/6 Beers

#4 Banghazi Barbary Lions (6-1) at #9 Lagos Eagles (3-4) = Banghazi - Ok, I'm going with my Barbary Lions in this one. Hopin I'm right.
Game Rating: 4/6 Beers

#8 Zimbabwe Bulls (3-4) at #3 Texas Armadillos (6-1) = Texas - it's gonna be a big ass Texas BBQ, so bring your napkins and your appetite. Zimbabwe is providing the beef.
Game Rating: 4/6 Beers

#7 Impending Doom (4-3) at #5 African Predators (5-2) = African Predators - This should be a good one. Doom can't seem to get things together and the Predators smell blood.
Game Rating: 6/6 Beers

#15 Zanzibar Face Eaters (0-7) at #10 Strong Badia Tires (2-5) = Strong Badia - Welcome to win #3, Tires.
Game Rating: 1/6 Beers

#16 Djibouti White Tigers (0-7) at #6 Detroit Drive-By (5-2) = Detroit - Target practice forthe Drive-By.
Game Rating: 1/6 Beers

#13 Zulu Brotherhood (0-7) at #11 Algeria Desert Foxes (2-5) = Algeria - Taking the Desert Foxes over the Brotherhood.
Game Rating: 3/6 Beers

*GOTW*
#7 Impending Doom (4-3) at #5 African Predators (5-2) - These aren't the predators on Dateline. These are the Predators of the National Geographic channel and they play to win. Doom need this win badly. Let's get it on!

23/48 beers. Dam! 23 beers is the lowest rating yet! I don't wanna stay sober through all the bad games. My advice, pick up that extra six early.

Good luck to all the teams in Lion Conference!

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain

*GOTW*
#7 Impending Doom (4-3) at #5 African Predators (5-2) - These aren't the predators on Dateline. These are the Predators of the National Geographic channel and they play to win. Doom need this win badly. Let's get it on!

23/48 beers. Dam! 23 beers is the lowest rating yet! I don't wanna stay sober through all the bad games. My advice, pick up that extra six early.

Good luck to all the teams in Lion Conference!


I have my litre of Johnny Walker ready instead of pussy beers! Signed, Ichabod.

Originally posted by Toriq
I have my litre of Johnny Walker ready instead of pussy beers! Signed, Ichabod.



Fuck Johnny Walker, get me some Johnny Vegas!

Smiling Assasain, you help make this league, especially the Lion Conference great to be a part of with these great write ups every week. Thanks again.

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain


#4 Banghazi Barbary Lions (6-1) at #4 Lagos Eagles (3-4) = Banghazi - Ok, I'm going with my Barbary Lions in this one. Hopin I'm right.
Game Rating: 4/6 Beers


Cant both be #4 =)

Originally posted by trazer
Originally posted by Smiling Assasain



#4 Banghazi Barbary Lions (6-1) at #4 Lagos Eagles (3-4) = Banghazi - Ok, I'm going with my Barbary Lions in this one. Hopin I'm right.
Game Rating: 4/6 Beers


Cant both be #4 =)

Wooops! those dam vodka tonics just sneak up on ya sometimes. good catch Trazer!

Originally posted by Toriq
Originally posted by Smiling Assasain


*GOTW*
#7 Impending Doom (4-3) at #5 African Predators (5-2) - These aren't the predators on Dateline. These are the Predators of the National Geographic channel and they play to win. Doom need this win badly. Let's get it on!

23/48 beers. Dam! 23 beers is the lowest rating yet! I don't wanna stay sober through all the bad games. My advice, pick up that extra six early.

Good luck to all the teams in Lion Conference!


I have my litre of Johnny Walker ready instead of pussy beers! Signed, Ichabod.


Alright how about this? the winner of the GOTW gets to pick what we drink next set of rankings? lol


Originally posted by Davidlando
Smiling Assasain, you help make this league, especially the Lion Conference great to be a part of with these great write ups every week. Thanks again.

Thanks man. I did these for Africa A#7 last season and they were just as great a league as we are here. great camaraderie with just a hint of trash talk.
I'm glad you guys enjoy them.

Nice Writing
We little fish rangers are going a two week vacation...ha ha~

i love these writeups smiling!!

thanks smiling,
fun to see where things are in one man's opinion. There's still one team way overrated as time will tell...

are you talking about Banghazi?
if so i agree, they will soon be brought back to earth very quickly.

you sure will have your work cut out for you the following five weeks after the Lagos game Smiling

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
are you talking about Banghazi?


I don't think so...

SA I want to stick my thumb up your bum and draw a poostache on your face

Originally posted by du77man
SA I want to stick my thumb up your bum and draw a poostache on your face

That's sick!