"Some teams are never given a chance. I give everyone half a chance."
GAME 6 RECORD: 8-8
SEASON TO DATE: 8-8
ALPHA
New Caledonia Panthers at Hawkesbury Black Knights
The Magic Quarter Sez: Even though Hawkesbury may try to even the odds in this game, the score will be nowhere close to even and New Caledonia will be even happier sitting at 7-0.
Nuku'alofa Bad Mofa's at Danish Contract Killers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Maybe if Nuku'alofa weren't "Bad" Mofa's, the hit wouldn't have been ordered for game 7.
Guam Tigers at Florida Winners
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Winners play Gamecocks to Guam's Tigers and predictably fold.
Fiji Ventures at Mount Olympus Sons of Ares
The Magic Quarter Sez: The quarter is obviously having technical difficulties, as it picked Phobos and the boys to win this one.
Wagga Wagga Wave at Darwin Devils
The Magic Quarter Sez: How does CPU keep getting hired to run teams? He (or she) sucks.
You score below 200 We Win! at Norfolk Island Knights
The Magic Quarter Sez: Norfolk will present a speed bump to You score below's drive for Oceania A.
Taylor Bulldogs at Cheap Charlie's Tomato Cans
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Bulldogs will lose the price war for love apple containers.
Papeete Bulldogs at Wodonga Wombats
The Magic Quarter Sez: Papeete is elite and Wodonga is longa. While that makes no sense at all, Wodonga will win.
ZETA
Hamilton Hellcats at Rocky Mountain Gladiators
The Magic Quarter Sez: "At my signal, unleash hell." The Magic Quarter thought that line was cliche and really stupid in an otherwise good movie, and picked Hamilton in protest.
Dunder Mifflin Scrantonites at Tongan Death Warriors
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Death Warriors order more paper for their copiers, and instead get the bloodthirsty Scrantonites. A sad day for Tonga's pride.
FantasyFootball.com Inmates at Samoa Flying Foxes
The Magic Quarter Sez: You'd think a team that advertises for pretend football would be pretty good, but Samoa says, "Welcome to the real fake football world" in this game.
Washington Thundercats at Tortuga Privateers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Mumm-Ra could never defeat the Thundercats, and neither will Tortuga.
Talon Bay Privateers at Melbourne Predators
The Magic Quarter Sez: In a PR battle destined to rank up there with...some other conflict where both sides started with "Pr," Talon Bay will emerge victorious.
Gold Coast Vipers at Pacific Suns
The Magic Quarter Sez: P.S. your cat is dead, and so are your chances in this game.
Sunshine Coast Crocodiles at Hawaii Islanders
The Magic Quarter Sez: Little do the Crocodiles know that the little tiki necklaces they are given when they arrive in Hawaii are actually cursed.
Pittsburgh Highlanders at TEXAS DRILLERS
The Magic Quarter Sez: Despite what it said about CPU inexplicably being hired to run teams, it thinks Pittsburgh will pull out the win.
The Magic Quarter has spoken.
GAME 6 RECORD: 8-8
SEASON TO DATE: 8-8
ALPHA
New Caledonia Panthers at Hawkesbury Black Knights
The Magic Quarter Sez: Even though Hawkesbury may try to even the odds in this game, the score will be nowhere close to even and New Caledonia will be even happier sitting at 7-0.
Nuku'alofa Bad Mofa's at Danish Contract Killers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Maybe if Nuku'alofa weren't "Bad" Mofa's, the hit wouldn't have been ordered for game 7.
Guam Tigers at Florida Winners
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Winners play Gamecocks to Guam's Tigers and predictably fold.
Fiji Ventures at Mount Olympus Sons of Ares
The Magic Quarter Sez: The quarter is obviously having technical difficulties, as it picked Phobos and the boys to win this one.
Wagga Wagga Wave at Darwin Devils
The Magic Quarter Sez: How does CPU keep getting hired to run teams? He (or she) sucks.
You score below 200 We Win! at Norfolk Island Knights
The Magic Quarter Sez: Norfolk will present a speed bump to You score below's drive for Oceania A.
Taylor Bulldogs at Cheap Charlie's Tomato Cans
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Bulldogs will lose the price war for love apple containers.
Papeete Bulldogs at Wodonga Wombats
The Magic Quarter Sez: Papeete is elite and Wodonga is longa. While that makes no sense at all, Wodonga will win.
ZETA
Hamilton Hellcats at Rocky Mountain Gladiators
The Magic Quarter Sez: "At my signal, unleash hell." The Magic Quarter thought that line was cliche and really stupid in an otherwise good movie, and picked Hamilton in protest.
Dunder Mifflin Scrantonites at Tongan Death Warriors
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Death Warriors order more paper for their copiers, and instead get the bloodthirsty Scrantonites. A sad day for Tonga's pride.
FantasyFootball.com Inmates at Samoa Flying Foxes
The Magic Quarter Sez: You'd think a team that advertises for pretend football would be pretty good, but Samoa says, "Welcome to the real fake football world" in this game.
Washington Thundercats at Tortuga Privateers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Mumm-Ra could never defeat the Thundercats, and neither will Tortuga.
Talon Bay Privateers at Melbourne Predators
The Magic Quarter Sez: In a PR battle destined to rank up there with...some other conflict where both sides started with "Pr," Talon Bay will emerge victorious.
Gold Coast Vipers at Pacific Suns
The Magic Quarter Sez: P.S. your cat is dead, and so are your chances in this game.
Sunshine Coast Crocodiles at Hawaii Islanders
The Magic Quarter Sez: Little do the Crocodiles know that the little tiki necklaces they are given when they arrive in Hawaii are actually cursed.
Pittsburgh Highlanders at TEXAS DRILLERS
The Magic Quarter Sez: Despite what it said about CPU inexplicably being hired to run teams, it thinks Pittsburgh will pull out the win.
The Magic Quarter has spoken.