Warrior General Games

Hotel manager: Good evening Misters army13, mouthmike and Blunderbut...er...kopf...Welcome to the Lumberjack City Motel 6! We're so glad to have you with us and we hope this will be an enjoyable stay for you!

army13: This is ridiculous...We were supposed to be staying at the Hilton...not this dive...What the heck is going on?!? We had reservations months ago.

Hotel Manager: I'm sorry sirs...but unfortunately your reservation had been triple booked alongside a dog grooming convention and a retiree crocheting tour. We used coin flip to determine who stayed where...The crocheting tour won and will stay at the Hilton...The dog groomers won the next round and will stay at the Holiday Inn Express...And well, you're here...Sorry.

army13: You guys suck at customer service...We drove to the other 2 before being redirected here...It was an hour out of the way! My players need to rest!

Hotel Manager: Once again, I apologize, but I assure you we here at the Lumberjack City Motel 6 will do the best we can to make your stay here a pleasurable one.

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*enter Jared Musitelli to Hotel Lobby*

Young boy: Oh man! Are you a football player!

Musitelli: Why yes, I'm a starting halfback. You know what position that is young man?

Young boy: Wow! That's awesome! I have your posters all over my wall! Can I have your autograph, pleeeeeaaasseee? *hands Musitelli a J Bo rookie card*

Musitelli: Why sure little pardner...*looks at card*...Hey! Wait a second...This isn't me...This is J Bo...I play for the other team, not Lumberjack City.

Young Boy: Oh...*depressed look on face*...Alright then. *takes card back and walks away, shoulders slumped*

Musitelli: HEY! I'M A DAMN GOOD RUNNING BACK...NO SERIOUSLY...I'M NOT THAT BAD! SERIOUSLY...I'M...NOT...THAT...BAD!!! *grumbles* Rotten kids.

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*walking down the row of hotel rooms is Toni Romo*

132....133...134! Ahhh...Here we go...*inserts key and enters room*

Oohhh...Smells kinda funky in here...Ah well, guess that's how it goes in "enemy territory"...Hey, what's this?!?

*on the dresser is a note with 3 video cassettes underneath*

Note: Mr. Romo, please accept Lumberjack City's warmest welcomes and enjoy these videos complimentary of the Motel 6 of Lumberjack City.

"Well, that's quite nice of them...Hmmm..Unlabeled...Let's take a looksie"

*inserts first tape*

Bobby: Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy.
Dinger: Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.
Bobby: I'm in love.
Dinger: That could be a problem.
Bobby: I don't think you understand.
Dinger: No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week *pal*?


*Toni chuckles* I see where this is going.

*inserts tape #2*

Suuuunnnnny Day
Sweepin' the...clouds awaaaayyyy
On my way to where the air is sweeeeeeeettt

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get
to Sesame Streeeeeetttt

*Toni shakes head...I'm afraid to look at #3*

*inserts tape 3*

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, The Complete First season

"Now that's just low..." *watches intently*

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*enter Jerry Nice into the hotel lobby*

Jerry: Hey, coach!

Coach: Yeah, Jerry.

Jerry: Coach, I ran out of contact lens cleaner and have to run out for a few...but I'll be back shortly, just wanted to throw you a heads up.

Coach: Yeah, no problem Jerry...You just remember that curfew is 10.

Jerry: No problem coach....*struts away, silently thinking to himself..."Time to find some flyass honeys*

*An hour later after finding a fine-lookin' blonde and some bumpin' and grindin'*

Jerry, sitting down at bar: What you like to drink sweet thing?

Blonde: I'm sorry...I'm not drinking at the moment...Gotta do what's best for my baby and lay off the sauce.

Jerry: You have a child. Single mom, I presume?

Blonde: Don't get me started. That triflin' ass mutha f*ck owes me back pay. He's one of them football players that can't keep it in his pants...Hate them types...

Jerry: I'm a football player too. Gonna play Lumberjack City tomorrow.

Blonde: Oh...You know Child Support then do ya? You tell that triflin' ass mutha f*cka to pay me my nother f*ckin' money or I'm gonna have my brother come and whoop that ass.

Jerry: *slides away and notices a sweet-lookin' redhead at the other end of the bar* Hi...My name is Jerry...Jerry Nice....to meet you.

Redhead: Cute Jerry...I heard your conversation over there...Football player, eh?

Jerry: Not just any football player...Best receiver in Canada A#4 honey...Closin in on 500 yards and 7 touchdowns to date in 5 games...More to come tomorrow.

Redhead: I've heard this story before homey..."I average over 2 pancakes per game...blah blah blah" You can just take your triflin' ass outta...This baby mama ain't gettin' played for a fool again.

Jerry: Wait a second...Not you too with Child Support!??

Redhead: *nods* And if I do say so myself, you've got a lot of work to do before you learn how to get in a girl's used panties.

Jerry: IS ANYBODY UP IN HERE NOT ONE OF CHILD SUPPORT'S BABY MAMA'S???

One taller brunette in the back raises her hand.

Jerry: Oh man...Are you a lifesaver...I'm surrounded by looneys! Let's dance baby!

*after about 45 minutes of dancing*

Jerry: Kiss me baby.

brunette: Ok...teehee...*kisses*

Jerry: Wait a second....Is that an...adam's apple?!? Oh hell naw!!!

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*ring ring*

Hotel manager: Front Desk.

Coach: Yeah...This is coach in room 156. I've only got 1 towel and it is used and wet. I need new towels!

Hotel manager: I'm sorry sir...In our new initiative to go green, we've decided that 1 towel is allowed per room and it is to be cleaned on every other visit. You just happen to be staying in the room on an odd day.

Coach: This is an outrage! *click*

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Stephen Bowen enters hotel room.

Stephen: What's this? Complimentary bagel and cream cheese?!? Sweet! I'm starvin' after that extended bus ride. Took forever going from hotel to hotel.

*eats bagel and cream cheese*

4 hours later, in the middle of the night...

Stephen: Ohhhhhhh...My stomach...Those sons of b....

*ring ring*

Hotel manager: Front desk

Stephen: You gave me a bad bagel...or maybe salmonella from the cream cheese...*burps*...Do you know what I can do to you?!? What I can do to a quarterback?!?

Hotel manager: I'm so sorry sir. I do apologize. To make it up to you, I will send a voucher for a free meal tomorrow at our complementary continental breakfast..

Stephen: Complimentary? That makes no sense!

Hotel manager: We will be serving poached eggs, stewed tomatoes, bacon, sausage...

Stephen: Oh God...*runs to bathroom*

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3 AM in Jared Musitelli's room...

*Jared wakes up in cold sweat*

I'M NOT THAT BAD!!!!

Originally posted by Jiddy78
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*enter Jerry Nice into the hotel lobby*

Jerry: Hey, coach!

Coach: Yeah, Jerry.

Jerry: Coach, I ran out of contact lens cleaner and have to run out for a few...but I'll be back shortly, just wanted to throw you a heads up.

Coach: Yeah, no problem Jerry...You just remember that curfew is 10.

Jerry: No problem coach....*struts away, silently thinking to himself..."Time to find some flyass honeys*

*An hour later after finding a fine-lookin' blonde and some bumpin' and grindin'*

Jerry, sitting down at bar: What you like to drink sweet thing?

Blonde: I'm sorry...I'm not drinking at the moment...Gotta do what's best for my baby and lay off the sauce.

Jerry: You have a child. Single mom, I presume?

Blonde: Don't get me started. That triflin' ass mutha f*ck owes me back pay. He's one of them football players that can't keep it in his pants...Hate them types...

Jerry: I'm a football player too. Gonna play Lumberjack City tomorrow.

Blonde: Oh...You know Child Support then do ya? You tell that triflin' ass mutha f*cka to pay me my nother f*ckin' money or I'm gonna have my brother come and whoop that ass.

Jerry: *slides away and notices a sweet-lookin' redhead at the other end of the bar* Hi...My name is Jerry...Jerry Nice....to meet you.

Redhead: Cute Jerry...I heard your conversation over there...Football player, eh?

Jerry: Not just any football player...Best receiver in Canada A#4 honey...Closin in on 500 yards and 7 touchdowns to date in 5 games...More to come tomorrow.

Redhead: I've heard this story before homey..."I average over 2 pancakes per game...blah blah blah" You can just take your triflin' ass outta...This baby mama ain't gettin' played for a fool again.

Jerry: Wait a second...Not you too with Child Support!??

Redhead: *nods* And if I do say so myself, you've got a lot of work to do before you learn how to get in a girl's used panties.

Jerry: IS ANYBODY UP IN HERE NOT ONE OF CHILD SUPPORT'S BABY MAMA'S???

One taller brunette in the back raises her hand.

Jerry: Oh man...Are you a lifesaver...I'm surrounded by looneys! Let's dance baby!

*after about 45 minutes of dancing*

Jerry: Kiss me baby.

brunette: Ok...teehee...*kisses*

Jerry: Wait a second....Is that an...adam's apple?!? Oh hell naw!!!

I hope he does show up. She cant get none of my money. I do what I want. Fuck dem ho's.

Lmao this was great! Cant wait to see the out come of todays game.

Funny

We made our guys stay in tents and foxholes before this game. Well at least the defense. The offense has been "making it rain" with monopoly money at the local stripclub, and we just hope they make it by game time. Ain't nothing but a thing chicken wing. Laced up, and ready to go 6-0. Let me hear ya Toronto???

nice but kinda creepy.

Originally posted by tciss
nice but kinda creepy.

Game's in progress...Good luck you sneaky boy you.

argg...GG

dang turnovers killed em

Originally posted by MushMouthMike
argg...GG

GG

Nice CB blitzes there baby.

Put me on notice.

I like it.

YAKS 4 LYFE!

Originally posted by Texasroughneck12
dang turnovers killed em

Been there...Done that.

Originally posted by Texasroughneck12
dang turnovers killed em

Yup, but part of the game! Re-rack em and hope to see the Yaks again

Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by MushMouthMike

argg...GG

GG

Nice CB blitzes there baby.

Put me on notice.

I like it.

YAKS 4 LYFE!

GG Jed...and for once I could understand your write-up...nice screen play. I wanted at least 1 turnover (and not from the hotel)...so keeping it in the hands of PrisonInmateBo was a good call.

And...I must have missed it...was KZed on the field. I never saw him catch anything. Confusing I thought he and OBo would startle our Secondary, like last year.

Originally posted by Coach Blunderkopf
Originally posted by Jiddy78

Originally posted by MushMouthMike


argg...GG

GG

Nice CB blitzes there baby.

Put me on notice.

I like it.

YAKS 4 LYFE!

GG Jed...and for once I could understand your write-up...nice screen play. I wanted at least 1 turnover (and not from the hotel)...so keeping it in the hands of PrisonInmateBo was a good call.

And...I must have missed it...was KZed on the field. I never saw him catch anything. Confusing I thought he and OBo would startle our Secondary, like last year.


Who is yer guys' DC? I want to know who I can talk trash to going forward. Or is it a group thang?