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June 11, 2008 Genosha

Breaking news from Genosha is that Tayshawn Vick, the effeminate first cousin of former Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick, has been arrested in connection with a brutal hamster fighting ring.

Police reports speculate that over 20 hamsters had been slain over the period of 6 months. Authorities have also arrested Jeff Garcia as an accomplice, they were not sure of Mr. Garcia's connection to Mr. Vick but suspected it was only legal in California.

When asked about the incident, Genosha team owner Ragh could not form a complete sentence and only mumbled incoherent statements referencing losing his passing yards trophy.


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LMAO!!

thats funny

Originally posted by Oscarr
June 11, 2008 Genosha

Breaking news from Genosha is that Tayshawn Vick, the effeminate first cousin of former Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick, has been arrested in connection with a brutal hamster fighting ring.

Police reports speculate that over 20 hamsters had been slain over the period of 6 months. Authorities have also arrested Jeff Garcia as an accomplice, they were not sure of Mr. Garcia's connection to Mr. Vick but suspected it was only legal in California.

When asked about the incident, Genosha team owner Ragh could not form a complete sentence and only mumbled incoherent statements referencing losing his passing yards trophy.


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Inside source says that Ragh was qouted as saying "Jail time for sum' fuckin hamsters man? Some hamsters?"

Then he went to work on schedule the queen's angels for another game to get another 21 TD 900 yard stat padding performance.



Oh and we win by 20 tonight.

Originally posted by Oscarr
June 11, 2008 Genosha
...only legal in California.

Might want to check your source.

Inside source says that Ragh was qouted as saying "Jail time for sum' fuckin hamsters man? Some hamsters?"

Big Ass Hamsters?

Tayshawn Vick was quoted saying "I'm confident Tayshawn Vick will be aquitted. The people love Tayshawn Vick." Which brings into question, why does he refer to himself in third person?

Originally posted by oronis
Tayshawn Vick was quoted saying "I'm confident Tayshawn Vick will be aquitted. The people love Tayshawn Vick." Which brings into question, why does he refer to himself in third person?

learned that from Druez's mom???

The nightmare have already lost 2 games.

**BREAKING NEWS**

Vick caught smuggling hamsters into team locker room.

Sources close to the embattled star say they didn't want to get into how he was getting them in undetected, "We don't understand his motives, BUTT we are BEHIND him 100%"

Movie star Richard Gere was quick to rush to the GLB stat star's defense saying, "Don't knock it til you've tried it!"

Lemmiwinks was seen fleeing the scene.