Shawnee Whiskey Tango vs. Tripoli Terror - Defensive MVP vs SWT means "Tripoli Trouble" will be the headline in the SWT paper tomorrow. SWT plays tough but gives up one of those 31 pt quarters at some point in the game. Terror 52-17
Ethiopia Famine vs. Dakar Lightning: Most exciting game of the day. Lighting strikes setting fire to the Famine's crops and the whole thing goes up like SoCal. Lightning 35-31.
E'ci FAlkruns vs. The Chad OchoCinco: Angry E'ci recovers from an AI error and still kicks an 85 yard FG to eek out a beatdown on the 8-5's. Even if they are my favorite team whose name does not rhyme with MaRAWK!!o. 85-0
Iowa Fortress vs. Cairo scorpions: The real challenge here is can Iowa peg the scoreboard. Cairo is putting a team together, but this isn't a fair fight. Cairo brings a stinger to a cannon fight: Iowa big 150-12
Springfield Isotopes vs. Happy Hour: Happy Hour isn't going to want this one to end. Cheap drinks all night: HH .62 BAC, Isotopes -3e.
Mozambique Chiefs CPU vs. MaRAWK!! o: Can the RAWK put 255 on the board? Odds are no, but the Chiefs will be demoted to squaws by the time the clock reads 0:00: MaRAWK!!o 252, Squaws nil in a heartbreaker.
New World Order vs. Free For All Elite: Scott Hall comes out late, takes a survey and puts one of the best finishing move in sports entertainment history on FFA. FFA candlelight vigil/victory thread silenced for another day. NWO gets a 3 count oddly right before a normal commercial break to end the match.
Cairo Cougars vs. Khodumodumo's Revenge: Cairo is better than expected, but chemistry is too low to get it done right now. Khodumodumo gets a big lead early, then throws the ball to run out the clock. Revenge wins 65-17.
No close games apparently. Even less research involved.
Ethiopia Famine vs. Dakar Lightning: Most exciting game of the day. Lighting strikes setting fire to the Famine's crops and the whole thing goes up like SoCal. Lightning 35-31.
E'ci FAlkruns vs. The Chad OchoCinco: Angry E'ci recovers from an AI error and still kicks an 85 yard FG to eek out a beatdown on the 8-5's. Even if they are my favorite team whose name does not rhyme with MaRAWK!!o. 85-0
Iowa Fortress vs. Cairo scorpions: The real challenge here is can Iowa peg the scoreboard. Cairo is putting a team together, but this isn't a fair fight. Cairo brings a stinger to a cannon fight: Iowa big 150-12
Springfield Isotopes vs. Happy Hour: Happy Hour isn't going to want this one to end. Cheap drinks all night: HH .62 BAC, Isotopes -3e.
Mozambique Chiefs CPU vs. MaRAWK!! o: Can the RAWK put 255 on the board? Odds are no, but the Chiefs will be demoted to squaws by the time the clock reads 0:00: MaRAWK!!o 252, Squaws nil in a heartbreaker.
New World Order vs. Free For All Elite: Scott Hall comes out late, takes a survey and puts one of the best finishing move in sports entertainment history on FFA. FFA candlelight vigil/victory thread silenced for another day. NWO gets a 3 count oddly right before a normal commercial break to end the match.
Cairo Cougars vs. Khodumodumo's Revenge: Cairo is better than expected, but chemistry is too low to get it done right now. Khodumodumo gets a big lead early, then throws the ball to run out the clock. Revenge wins 65-17.
No close games apparently. Even less research involved.






























