Warrior General Games

Jupiter Snipers vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
For the life of me I will never figure out why Jupiter isn’t better than they are. They have a solid lineup on paper, but they either have the worst builds in the universe, or just don’t gameplan. They also have an 0-4 record after today since the Bulls will crush their spirit and devour their souls.

Jupiter Game Song: Nine Inch Nails – Suck
Bulls Game Song: Metallica – Harvester of Sorrow

Kalahari Night Riders vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
Oh what would the ZBSR be without old CPU running the show? Probably still 0-3, but man did they take a downhill dump after Bort nerfed their star wide receiver after their season 3 playoff run. Now I know how Rams fans feel watching this team slide further and further into suckiness. I feel safe betting on Kalahari this week, even with the curse.

Kalahari Game Song: The Rolling Stones – Start Me Up
ZBSR Game Song: Johnny Cash – Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog

Tijuana Thundercats vs. African Killer Frogs
The Frogs have defiantly not given up anything and are making impressive showings in their games, and most likely will fight off relegation and hopefully get a better recruiting class in the offseason. However, I don’t think it is enough against the Donkey Punching Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Tijuana takes another kilo across the endzone for the victory.

Tijuana Game Song: Tim McGraw – That’s Why God Made Mexico
Frogs Game Song: Rush – Stick it Out

Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Sahara shocked me (and a few others) last week by upsetting the Marvins. The Browns have been 50/50, beating one good team, losing to another and then rolling the easy team. But something (namely the curse) has me picking the Brown Browns. Not sure why they went with Brown Browns though, it’s like the extra Bay on Bay Bay Bay on Real Chance of Love…just not necessary. Neither are the real Browns AMIRITE!?!?!?! Bombali wins though.

Bombali Game Song: Guns N Roses – Mr. Brownstone
Sahara Game Song: Joe Nichols – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Congo Gorillas
Ugh, gimmee win. So the question will be, how much will Ethiopia score? I’m guessing 375 myself. Congo needs to spam Bort some more IMO.

Ethiopia Game Song: Ministry – Rio Grande Blood
Congo Game Song: Metallica – Remember Tomorrow

Fort Wayne Generals vs. Beltway Bandits
Good luck Beltway, hope it’s a fun one

Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Can Robb in Virginia recover from last week’s upset? Probably. Can Zimbabwe also keep Zique in a losing streak? Probably. /me flips coin……..Zimbabwe wins. (I ain’t getting blamed this time if Robb loses)

Zique Game Song: Joy Division – Something Must Break
Zimbabwe Game Song: Primus – Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver (Probably used it before, but I’m tired and don’t give a F*&K)

South African Bulls vs. Seychelles Island Sea Wolves
Seychelles rolls, my last game prediction came true, and we kept KFed down, which is all that matters (To us), but he should be back this game.
P.S. our last game…Chivas: 3 tackles, 1 sack, 1 FF. KFed: 3 tackles, big goose eggs everywhere else. Suck it Konstantine.
P.S.S. Good luck to the rest of Seychelles
Seychelles Game Song: Duran Duran – A View to a Kill
South African Bull Game Song: Danzig – It’s Coming Down

Good job as usual, and for whatever reason I have a feeling that we are somehow going to manage to make this a close game

thanks chiv, with beavers weak secondary i think we have a chance at this one. I just pray my QBs can not throw any INTs and I don't think we have to worry about bonus tokens this time because I am sure if they used em it woudl have been for the REAL marvins

well done.

Not enough about DD, i think DD should always have a honorary pick in everyone's predictions.

Originally posted by kalkmanc
Not enough about DD, i think DD should always have a honorary pick in everyone's predictions.

this

Nice preds Chivas. Good job as always.

Originally posted by kalkmanc
Not enough about DD, i think DD should always have a honorary pick in everyone's predictions.

Bees lose, you win

Bees Game Song: South Park - La Resistance
Your Game Song: Crystal Method - Nowhere to Run

Now STFU and go back to Elephant, and take my curse with you

Originally posted by chivas
Originally posted by kalkmanc

Not enough about DD, i think DD should always have a honorary pick in everyone's predictions.

Bees lose, you win

Bees Game Song: South Park - La Resistance
Your Game Song: Crystal Method - Nowhere to Run

Now STFU and go back to Elephant, and take my curse with you

Your analysis part is awesome can you do that for us every week? Just a little part at the end??

Nice Chiv. Thanks man.

Originally posted by Joebarber
Originally posted by chivas

Originally posted by kalkmanc


Not enough about DD, i think DD should always have a honorary pick in everyone's predictions.

Bees lose, you win

Bees Game Song: South Park - La Resistance
Your Game Song: Crystal Method - Nowhere to Run

Now STFU and go back to Elephant, and take my curse with you

Your analysis part is awesome can you do that for us every week? Just a little part at the end??

You wouldn't want that, you will lose every game

Originally posted by chivas
Originally posted by Joebarber

Originally posted by chivas


Originally posted by kalkmanc



Not enough about DD, i think DD should always have a honorary pick in everyone's predictions.

Bees lose, you win

Bees Game Song: South Park - La Resistance
Your Game Song: Crystal Method - Nowhere to Run

Now STFU and go back to Elephant, and take my curse with you

Your analysis part is awesome can you do that for us every week? Just a little part at the end??

You wouldn't want that, you will lose every game

That's ok, I just like reading the analysis part

I will see what I can do since you asked so nicely

Chivas, give me all your money... please

got change for a quarter? I'm married man, I have been retiring my players for flex just to keep Chivas alive since season 4