As most here know every season Wes(BillSaidSux) comes in every off season and makes some ridiculous and outlandish claims about MaRAWK!!o's dominance(which unfortunately for everyone else won't be so ridiculous or outlandish this season). Well I've been appointed(by myself) to come in and inform everyone that that is being temporarily delayed.
Wes(BillSaidSux, more on this below) has been tied up. I don't have all the details but it has to do with one of his guy friends, tiger striped spandex pants, no shirts, long frizzy blond wigs and lots of alcohol. I don't ask too many questions and in this instance I recommend you follow me in that regards. Africa AA#3 have no fear though, our fearless leader will come through and entertain you with his frivolity and silliness before this off season is over. That is all.
Well all except for this, for those of you new to the league and confused by the names involved here is an explanation. MaRAWK!!o is co-owned. Owner #2 is Dr Acula who's real name is Bill Said. Owner #1 is BillSaidSux who's real name is Wes(I used to know his last name, but it really wasn't important so I intentionally forgot it). Anyone who was not confused by this, please feel free to ask about access to our team forum. Anyone not gibbering, foaming at the mouth and in a straight jacket before getting through 3 threads gets a free dinner at Crazy Eddie's Couch and Goat Feed Emporium and Exotic Dinner Restaurant.
And as always....
*Fear MaRAWK!!o--now valid in all parts of Africa, Antarctica and all other large land masses inhabited by small flightless birds.
Wes(BillSaidSux, more on this below) has been tied up. I don't have all the details but it has to do with one of his guy friends, tiger striped spandex pants, no shirts, long frizzy blond wigs and lots of alcohol. I don't ask too many questions and in this instance I recommend you follow me in that regards. Africa AA#3 have no fear though, our fearless leader will come through and entertain you with his frivolity and silliness before this off season is over. That is all.
Well all except for this, for those of you new to the league and confused by the names involved here is an explanation. MaRAWK!!o is co-owned. Owner #2 is Dr Acula who's real name is Bill Said. Owner #1 is BillSaidSux who's real name is Wes(I used to know his last name, but it really wasn't important so I intentionally forgot it). Anyone who was not confused by this, please feel free to ask about access to our team forum. Anyone not gibbering, foaming at the mouth and in a straight jacket before getting through 3 threads gets a free dinner at Crazy Eddie's Couch and Goat Feed Emporium and Exotic Dinner Restaurant.
And as always....
*Fear MaRAWK!!o--now valid in all parts of Africa, Antarctica and all other large land masses inhabited by small flightless birds.
