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In lieu of starting our own website (because the owner is too damned lazy & internet impaired), this is a team thread for all things relating to the Reapers who were recently promoted to make every day Halloween in WE-AA#4 Alpha. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperHelmet.jpg

(Which down har, is pronounced "Rapers." ) And "whar" exactly is down "har" you mat ask? - Grim is actually a real place, located just outsad of Shreveport, Louisiana.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Grim_Map.gif

And "what" may you ask is a team from Louisiana doing playing in Western Europe? - Just planning ahead for when we're in the USA Pro League.

Our Stadium is officially know as Apocalypse Stadium.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperStadium4.JPG

....but the locals usually just refer to it as "The Round Coffin."

Statues and artwork with the Grim Reapers theme adorn the interior, for example: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Reaper_Mantle.jpg

We have a licensed franchise of the famous Bucket of Blood Saloon inside the stadium. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/boblood.jpeg We've color coded our tickets so that bearers of a black Grim Reapers faithful ticket can show their ticket at the Bucket of Blood and receive a complementary Death in a Bottle. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Death_in_a_Bottle.jpg Not to mistreat our opponents misguided fans attending their favorite team's execution, they may present their blood-red visitors ticket and receive a complimentary.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Dead_Guy.jpg

To further elaborate upon the extraordinary amenities y'all can expect to find down here in Apocalypse Stadium, we’re fully prepared to accommodate players & staff members who succumb to the cold, macabre touch of the Grim Reapers and (predictably) don’t survive their “dance with death” here in Grim. While almost all modern football stadiums have a state-of-the-art hospital facilities, Apocalypse Stadium is unique in all of football by also having a full service mortuary on-site: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/embalmlab.jpeg

We have a wide range of caskets available, ranging from the modern traditional.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/CopperCasket.jpg ....to the basic "pine box" for cash-strapped franchises. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/AssembledCasket.jpeg

For those preferring a coffin, we have those available too.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Coffin2.jpeg ....all of which can be emblazoned with your franchise logos and artwork for an additional fee.

For those owners who are royally pissed at the performance of their team, they can add the ultimate insult by shipping the bodies home in our very special cardboard casket: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/CardboardCasket.jpeg

Dead players & staffers will be transported via our state-of-the art fleet of ultra-modern hearses, or at additional expense in one of our fully restored antique hearses: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Hearse20.jpeg

For staff members getting the axe, we have the insulting "Pink Hearse" with an available "GM's Executive Trailer" for those special occasions when the entire "Top Brass" gets expunged at the same time. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/PinkHearse.JPG

We even have custom grave markers available and mausoleum facilities as well. (Or if the owner is really, really bent, we can just throw the bodies out for the gators for no charge.)

For all those who depart this veil of tears here in Grim, a stone memorial will adorn the walls of Apocalypse Stadium to permanently enshrine our Victims of Honor. - Rest assured (and in peace), we are sparing no expense to ensure that y'all will be very well cared for both before and after your expiration when y'all visit us down har in Grim. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/grim03.gif

So welcome to the Apocalypse ladies, gentlemen and "other," to the 1st season of the Grim Reapers in our new digs. We're very glad you're here and we invite you to check into our luxury accommodations next door to the stadium, the Hotel California.

Reb
 
Magnitude
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How many players do you have? I'll take that many coffins, ready for the playoffs
 
Buckin Barley
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isnt that what u have a team forum for?
 
Bopher1
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.... wow..
 
Lassy
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Nah, we like to share!!
 
csull36
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umm...welcome to WE AA4
-The Belgian Beers

too bad your logo isnt as cool as this:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=746
 
Tishi
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Originally posted by Buckin Barley
isnt that what u have a team forum for?


We already know what we have to offer. This is to make sure the rest of you understand Death Incarnate to its fullest extent.

 
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Originally posted by Tishi
Originally posted by Buckin Barley

isnt that what u have a team forum for?


We already know what we have to offer. This is to make sure the rest of you understand Death Incarnate to its fullest extent.



lol...oh okay...goodluck
 
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Construction at Apocalypse Stadium was held up for a few hours today, when an unauthorized visitor was found roaming the grounds. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/18footgator.jpeg

Team officials contracted with a local wildlife control service, Amos Moses Alligator Control to remove the pest. Utilizing their unique baiting system, the service soon had the creature subdued and ready for transport.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/378-fakephoto.jpeg

....unfortunately, the gator expired shortly after capture due to unexpected, convulsive seizures which caused the beast to bash it's head repetitively against the cage bars amidst uncontrollable thrashing. Tests later revealed that the bait was apparently tainted (crack-baby).

After completion of monetary negotiations with local ASPCA and EPA officials, Reapers owner Rebel's girlfriend was seen being fitted for.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/T6L.jpeg
 
csull36
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hmm, not very funny. You guys are actually just kind of wierd. At least you put in the effort.
 
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Originally posted by csull36
hmm, not very funny. You guys are actually just kind of wierd. At least you put in the effort.


 
Lassy
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Hmmm. No sense of humor here Reb. We'll just have to win the title this year and leave them alone.
 
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Originally posted by csull36
hmm, not very funny. You guys are actually just kind of wierd. At least you put in the effort.


+1
 
Storm60
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Originally posted by Tishi
Originally posted by Buckin Barley

isnt that what u have a team forum for?


We already know what we have to offer. This is to make sure the rest of you understand Death Incarnate to its fullest extent.



wooooo......hate to disappoint you there stud, but, i went to public school in southern California......I'm married......before that i dated a hispanic....i had to listen to the political views and discussions of art school students for three years...and i was a raider fan during the mid and late 80's.......you cant scare me sir......death incarnate is watching marc wilson play quarterback....
 
csull36
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Originally posted by Storm60
Originally posted by Tishi

Originally posted by Buckin Barley


isnt that what u have a team forum for?


We already know what we have to offer. This is to make sure the rest of you understand Death Incarnate to its fullest extent.



wooooo......hate to disappoint you there stud, but, i went to public school in southern California......I'm married......before that i dated a hispanic....i had to listen to the political views and discussions of art school students for three years...and i was a raider fan during the mid and late 80's.......you cant scare me sir......death incarnate is watching marc wilson play quarterback....


lmao

post of the week...
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