I'll play along so you can flex in front of your new friends...
#2) Sound cool? Other owners? I ain't no owner, mah man. I'm just a peon. And I could give a rat's ass about sounding 'cool'. However, I do a damn good job sounding like me.
#3) The last time I checked, the regular season determined playoff seeds. The playoffs qualify the desire to advance. We beat you like PeeWee on his lil Herman in a theater and you were stuttering like Mel Tillis in a titty bar. Check your chest thumping at the door, hero.
#4) Already got it covered.
PPS. If I knew who Mr. Slop was, I'd be glad to commentate, but I haven't a clue wtf you're talking about.
PPPS. You keep it up with the 'brah' thing and I'm gonna go find a link that will unequivocally jerk the sheets off your bed and show everyone your Mr. Moses pajamas.
PPPPS. I am SO glad someone is here that is willing to trade punches. Welcome to the 7, young Padawan.