After a season of torment, the Carpathian Kindred started their 2nd season with a new name for the team, a new name for the stadium and dramatic overtime win over the Sweden Army in the Le Château des Carpathes.
With the a blood thirsty crowd on hand, the Kindred iced the little blond haired boys with a field goal by veteran kicker, Gary Ander Son on the first series of the sudden death 5th quarter. Prior to the season opening kick-off, Thomas “The Intellect” Sowell, DT of the Carpathian Kindred, was overheard saying “…he wanted to smell blood and not rest until I'm drinking it out of their helmets. We're going to leave their mangled carcasses to decompose in that stadium and as we walk off the field in victory, their fans will wonder, "what manner of men were these?" Defensive team Capitaine Amgwana Kikbodie had to remind him that it was a home game and the groundskeepers wanted no decomposing bodies left on the field.
Highlights of the game included 26 pancakes by the Kindred’s OL led by Ater Umbra with 8. Sweden Army’s star, Jesper "Monty" Terkelsen, a Level 13 center for the Army, had more tackles than pancakes, 3 to 2. CoachZ said that”…it looked like my monsters were pouring syrup on the DL of Army. Last time I saw a blond guy looking through that much blood was when Bobby “The Brain” Henan got dragged along the chain link fence by Dick The Bruiser and his cousin, The Crusher!”
Other standouts for the Kindred included WR Cadiz Techari (5 Rec, 38.5yds, 1 TD, 6 KR, 206.5yd, 8 PR, 131.5yd) and WR Jon Bon Jovi (14 Rec, 94.5yds). Bon Jovi said that he would have had a 100+ yard game, but “My mascara was running!”
The next victim for the Carpathian Kindred is the Besancon BISONS in the Stade de France.
With the a blood thirsty crowd on hand, the Kindred iced the little blond haired boys with a field goal by veteran kicker, Gary Ander Son on the first series of the sudden death 5th quarter. Prior to the season opening kick-off, Thomas “The Intellect” Sowell, DT of the Carpathian Kindred, was overheard saying “…he wanted to smell blood and not rest until I'm drinking it out of their helmets. We're going to leave their mangled carcasses to decompose in that stadium and as we walk off the field in victory, their fans will wonder, "what manner of men were these?" Defensive team Capitaine Amgwana Kikbodie had to remind him that it was a home game and the groundskeepers wanted no decomposing bodies left on the field.
Highlights of the game included 26 pancakes by the Kindred’s OL led by Ater Umbra with 8. Sweden Army’s star, Jesper "Monty" Terkelsen, a Level 13 center for the Army, had more tackles than pancakes, 3 to 2. CoachZ said that”…it looked like my monsters were pouring syrup on the DL of Army. Last time I saw a blond guy looking through that much blood was when Bobby “The Brain” Henan got dragged along the chain link fence by Dick The Bruiser and his cousin, The Crusher!”
Other standouts for the Kindred included WR Cadiz Techari (5 Rec, 38.5yds, 1 TD, 6 KR, 206.5yd, 8 PR, 131.5yd) and WR Jon Bon Jovi (14 Rec, 94.5yds). Bon Jovi said that he would have had a 100+ yard game, but “My mascara was running!”
The next victim for the Carpathian Kindred is the Besancon BISONS in the Stade de France.
