Here's the Season 5 All-SEA AA 2 team in my humble opinion.
Alpha
QB -- Brian Lowbanator, Taiwan Dragons
Brian Lowbanator managed to throw 60 touchdown passes for a team that was extremely offensively balanced. They averaged 35.2 passes per game, and 37.7 rushes per game. He posted good numbers against very good playoff teams, and came up with an enormously clutch overtime TD pass to defeat the Montville Mustangs early in the season. Lowbanator also finished #1 in yards per attempt and yards per completion among all starters in this league.
Runner Up: Brett Bartrowski, Palembang Drunken Monks
RB -- Sweetness Walters, Palembang Drunken Monks
Walters never failed to break 100 yards in a game this season, gashed the Taiwan Dragons for 185.5 yards (to put that into perspective that was 1/4 of the total rushing yards the Dragons allowed all season), and scored a touchdown, on average, every six times he touched the football. Absolutely phenomenal season.
Runner Up: Tommy "TD" Jones, Shanghai Assassins
FB -- Kimbo Collins, Palembang Drunken Monks
Mr. Collins had an Alpha-high 32 pancakes and paved the way for the best running back in the league. His team finished with a 6.9 yards per carry average, good enough to tie for 2nd in the league.
Runner Up: Aaron Fine, Montville Mustangs
WR -- C.C. Hawkeye, Tibetan Black Dragons
Yes, I know that the Black Dragons of Tibet are really pass happy, and Hawkeye's average is very low, but it's difficult to fault a guy because he gets tough yardage. Catching 190 passes, even in a pass-happy offense, is worth being named an All-Pro.
WR2 -- Darrius Heyward-Bey, Macau Flames
As bad as Macau was this year, Heyward-Bey was absolutely absurd. He averaged over 20 yards per catch and scored 20 touchdowns for one of the worst teams in the entire league. He also only dropped nine passes. He put up huge numbers against several playoff teams, including 197 yards and 3 TD's in the opening loss to the Taiwan Dragons.
Runner Up: Brian Lowbytres, Taiwan Dragons
TE -- Ted Bennett, Taiwan Dragons
While this may seem like a homer pick since Bennett finished 3rd among yards for the TE's, he was also on an offense that passed less than both the Tibetan Black Dragons and Vietnamese Vice Lords. Bennett averaged 19 yards per catch, and an astounding 9.5 yards after the catch--4th among all WR's and TE's who appeared in 16 games. Add in his 92 pancakes and 12 TD's to only 3 drops and it helps make his case a little clearer.
Runner-up: van bratsch, Tibetan Black Dragons
LT -- Gosder Cherilus #75, Taiwan Dragons
Here you find, easily, the single closest contest in Alpha. Can't Touch Him allowed zero sacks this season and had 90 pancakes. But Cherilus also allowed zero sacks and had 119 pancakes. I don't want to seem like a homer for picking so many Dragons, but Cherilus put forth one hell of a season from a LT.
Runner Up: Can't Touch Him, Palembang Drunken Monks
LG -- Dredrick Dyson, Jakarta Jesuits
Not only did he lead all LG's in pancakes, but he did it averaging only 45 plays per game on a team that passed about 8-9 times more per game. Impressive work from Mr. Dyson.
Runner Up: Napatr San (G), Tibetan Black Dragons (yes he's a back-up, but he managed 82 pancakes, 20th in the league on a pass-happy team as a back-up. Impressive to say the least!)
C -- Aaron McKenzie, Taiwan Dragons
This comes without any question. He blew the competition out of the water with 295 pancakes. This was 143 more than the next closest offensive linemen.
Runner Up: Snap the damn ball, Beijing Black Dragons
RG -- Gutless Wonder, Jakarta Jesuits
The Jesuits can definitely make a claim to having the best pair of guards in the league, as Wonder led all guards in pancakes and was part of a line that was 4th in Alpha in protecting the QB.
Runner Up: Heater Thirteen, Tibetan Black Dragons
RT -- Big Stink, Taiwan Dragons
He allowed one sack all year, and led all starting offensive right tackles in pancakes with 109. His back-up, all-purpose OL Rafshan Dzhamshud actually had more pancackes believe it or not.
Runner Up: Ravenous Badger, Jakarta Jesuits
NT -- "Big" Pete Mcready, Palembang Drunken Monks
Anchored the best run defense in Alpha. Allowed only two teams to get more than 3 yards per carry this season, and several times led his team to keep opponents to negative rushing yards.
Runner Up: Baby Firefly, Montville Mustangs
DT -- Moore Sackens, Taiwan Dragons
An absolute stud this season. Led all players in hurries with 63 (25 more than the next player) and sacks with 26. At times was completely unblockable.
Runner Up: Need Ur Love, Montville Mustangs
LDE -- jason crewly, Montville Mustangs
Led all LDE's in sacks and hurries on one of the best defenses in the entire league.
Runner Up: Hughes DePain, Palembang Drunken Monks
RDE -- Jordan Marshall, Taiwan Dragons
Marshall led all defensive ends with 25 sacks and was 2nd among all DE's in hurries.
Runner Up: Tang Mo, Abac Cruiser
LOLB -- Manuel Lawson, Beijing Black Dragons
Though not extremely strong statistically speaking, Lawson's defensive unit was fairly stout against the run and he posted diverse numbers that included 85 tackles (only 5 missed tackles), 6 PD's, 1 INT, and 4 FF's.
Runner Up: Yanskie T, Vietnamese Vice Lords
MLB -- Marcelino Manqual, Jakarta Jesuits
Respectable numbers from Manqual and a solid Jesuits defense. He posted 97 tackles with only five missed, as well as scoring a defensive touchdown
Runner Up: Boz Boswirth, Shanghai Assassins
ROLB -- Will The OneNOnly Perry, Beijing Black Dragons
He posted monster numbers with 12 sacks and 22 hurries, making him the best pass rushing linebacker in the league.
Runner Up: John McRoy, Kyoto Connoisseurs
CB -- Bawll Hawk, Beijing Black Dragons
He's the closest thing to a shutdown corner in this league. Both times he picked off passes he returned them for scores and he shut down some of the top receivers in the league, including Darius Heyward-Bey.
CB2 -- Hanns Zulu, Palembang Drunken Monks
The amount of tackles he made aside, he picked off eleven passes and returned four to the house. Anytime you can get that kind of scoring production out of a defensive player you have to place him on an all-pro team.
Runner Up: James Bratsch, Tibetan Black Dragons
FS -- Terrance Montana, Beijing Black Dragons
The chances of you getting a big play on this FS are slim to none.
Runner Up: Marcus Selly, Palembang Drunken Monks
SS -- Jaxon Voom, Palembang Drunken Monks
A hard hitter who forced five fumbles for the best run defense in Alpha.
Runner Up: Harry Potter, Montville Mustangs
K -- Hernando Diaz, Kyoto Connoiseurs
Going 12/13 from between 40-50 is pretty damn impressive.
Runner Up: Black Hayate, Abac Cruiser
P -- Punt To AVictory, Palembang Drunken Monks
Led the league in punting average.
Runner Up: Punter Mahan, Taiwan Dragons
KR -- W.C. Flyer, Shanghai Assassins
Runner Up: Thierry Paris, Jakarta Jesuits
PR -- Inner Space, Tibetan Black Dragons
Runner Up: Faster Break, Beijing Black Dragons
1. Palembang Drunken Monks (16-0) – 6 Winners, 4 Runner Ups
2. Taiwan Dragons (14-2) – 7 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
3. Montville Mustangs (13-3) – 1 Winner, 4 Runner Ups
4. Jakarta Jesuits (12-4) – 3 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
5. Tibetan Black Dragons (12-4) – 2 Winners, 4 Runner Ups
6. Abac Cruiser (11-5) – 0 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
7. Beijing Black Dragons (11-5) – 4 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
8. Shanghai Assassins (8-8) – 1 Winner, 2 Runner Ups
9. Vietnam Kongs (8-8) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
10. Kyoto Connoiseurs (8-8) – 1 Winner, 1 Runner Up
11. Chaotic Illusions (5-11) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
12. Flipmode Squad (4-12) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
13. Davae dogs (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
14. Chiangmai Nimman soi 13 (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
15. Macau Flames (1-15) – 1 Winner, 0 Runner Ups
16. Vietnamese Vice Lords (0-16) – 0 Winners, 1 Runner Up
ZETA
QB -- Jug Ster, Idaho Hurricats
He guided the run dominant Hurricats with careful play (6 INT's all season) and a nice 7.5 yards per attempt.
Runner Up: Mac Trackrat, Kolkota Witch Doctors
RB -- Ryan Dukes, Himalayan Raging Yetis
His 8.1 yards per carry leads all starting tailbacks in Zeta. He was a total force for this run dominant team with 34 TD's.
Runner Up: Danny Collins, Kolkota Witch Doctors
FB -- Bo Rathman, Himalayan Raging Yetis
An astounding 53 pancakes and paving the way for a rushing attack as potent as any in the league gives Bo Rathman the easy nod here.
Runner Up: Wade Witz, Idaho Hurricats
WR -- Dino Redick, Idaho Hurricats
Redick was a big play threat for Idaho all season. His 10 receiving touchdowns and 3 KR touchdowns added some diversity to a run heavy offense. He averaged 16.5 yards per catch, which makes me think that if Idaho wasn't a run-oriented offense, Redick could potentially lead the league in receiving.
WR2 -- Silky SmoothHands, Fort Worth Thunder
SmoothHands posted guady numbers in Zeta with over 17 yards per catch and 13 touchdowns for the Thunder who just barely missed the playoffs. If Fort Worth wants to find themselves in the playoffs next year, they'd better keep Mr. SmoothHands involved, because big play threats are hard to come by.
Runner Up: Jamie Elizondo, Myanmar Military Junta
TE -- Bub Nice, Guam Carabao
A solid season for Nice, who averaged over 13 yards per catch with 5 TD's. He had a tendency to show up in big games. He caught 8 balls for 89.5 balls and 1 TD in a tight battle with the Raging Yetis.
Runner Up: Ryan Franklin, Laos Dragons
LT -- Nat Dogg, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Not only did Nat Dogg lead all Zeta offensive linemen with 219 pancakes, he did not allow a single sack all season. The Yetis as a whole only allowed one sack (in the last game of the season no less) and ten hurries. Better than just about everyone else in SE Asia AA #2.
Runner Up: Johnny Fairplay, Guam Carabao
LG -- Matt Stewart, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Didn't allow a sack and led all guards in pancakes with 189. Simply no contest in the winner here, as the Yetis sport probably the best line in the league.
Runner Up: Wide Stance, Kolkota Witch Doctors
C -- James Roy, Guam Carabao
Allowed zero sacks and led all centers in Zeta with 153 pancakes.
Runner Up: Manthe Middle, Blutos Truckers
RG -- Porkchop Watkins, Idaho Hurricats
He led all right guards in zeta with 182 pancakes, and was 3rd in Zeta overall among linemen.
Runner Up: Steven Hog, Himalayan Raging Yetis
RT -- Mike Justice, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Allowed only one sack and had 100 pancakes for the season.
Runner Up: Tex Blockenstein, Myanmar Military Junta
NT -- John Toole, Myanmar Military Junta
Anchored an amazing run defense that allowed only 20 yards per game. He also posted 77 tackles and 2 FF's.
Runner Up: Langston Moore -- USC, Himalayan Raging Yetis
DT -- Andrew Shirley, Myanmar Military Junta
Shirley posted guady numbers for a DT, with 87 tackles and 19 sacks. 39 of his tackles were for loss.
Runner Up: Chemical Toilet, Himalayan Raging Yetis
LDE -- Darius Hill, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Led Zeta in sacks and hurries. He was a shoe-in. Led his team to the best pass rushing unit in Zeta.
Runner Up: Jugs McClure, Idaho Hurricats
RDE -- Sultan of Sack, Guam Carabao
13 sacks and 24 hurries. He wasn't first in either column, but the numbers as a whole are superb, showing excellent pass rushing skill from the Sultan.
Runner Up: Brian Bookend, Arrowhead Fanatics (the only player to get a sack against HRY)
LOLB -- Sir Lawrence Taylor, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Put up a tremendous season with 100 tackles, 1 INT, 2 FF's, and 13 PD's on the best run defense in Zeta.
Runner Up: Leeroy "Hitz" Jenkins, Fort Worth Thunder
MLB -- Hans Killsmith, Kolkota Witch Doctors
125 tackles with only six missed, and an astonishing eight forced fumbles. Killsmith is an absolute force in the middle of this defense.
Runner Up: Stoppenit All, Blutos Truckers
ROLB -- Chris McMillan, Myanmar Military Junta
His numbers aren't great, but he proved to be a very good cover linebacker this season for the Junta with 13 PD's.
Runner Up: Shugg Nasty, Fort Worth Thunder
CB -- Bini Geminus, Kolkata Witch Doctors
20 PD's, 6 INT's, very few tackles, and 2 picks returned to the house for the best pass defense in Zeta.
CB2 -- Xavier Ross, Arrowhead Fanatics
1 pick for 1 touchdown with 37 PD's and very few tackles for a defense that was middle of the road statistically speaking in Zeta, but overall was really superb allowing only 176.8 yards per game through the air.
Runner Up: Cage Hunter, Fort Worth Thunder
FS -- Craig Rivera, Guam Carabao
25 PD's for a team that gave up only six passing touchdowns all season.
Runner Up: Albert Cherry, Arrowhead Fanatics
SS -- Head Hunting Safety, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Anytime you get a big play threat from the SS position you've found yourself a real defensive weapon. Especially for the 2nd best run defense in Zeta.
Runner Up: Tatum Grissley, Guam Carabao
K -- Gordon Anderson, Guam Carabao
35/39 FG kicking this year, and an astounding 9/12 from 40-49 and 3/4 from beyond 50.
Runner Up: One Bar, Myanmar Military Junta
P -- miso naruto, Laos Dragons
Led the league in punting average.
Runner Up: Sean Toledo, Idaho Hurricats
KR -- Dex Drysdale, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Runner Up: The Marlboro "Reds" Man, Semarang Scorpions
PR -- Surgio Ramos, Arrowhead Fanatics
Runner Up: Dex Drysdale, Himalayan Raging Yetis
1. Himalayan Raging Yetis (16-0) – 9 Winners, 4 Runner Ups
2. Myanmar Military Junta (14-2) – 3 Winners, 3 Runner Ups
3. Idaho Hurricats (14-2) – 3 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
4. Guam Carabao (12-4) – 5 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
5. Arrowhead Fanatics (11-5) – 2 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
6. Kolkota Witch Doctors (11-5) – 2 Winners, 3 Runner Ups
7. Laos Dragons (10-6) – 1 Winner, 1 Runner Up
8. Semarang Scorpions (9-7) – 0 Winners, 1 Runner Up
9. Fort Worth Thunder (8-8) – 1 Winner, 3 Runner Ups
10. Blutos Truckers (7-9) – 0 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
11. Blue City Bruisers (5-11) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
12. Holiday in Cambodia (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
13. Kalamazoo Kung Fu Killers (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
14. Downtown Munchers (2-14) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
15. Beijing Knights (2-14) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
16. Saigon Whores (0-16) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
Alpha
QB -- Brian Lowbanator, Taiwan Dragons
Brian Lowbanator managed to throw 60 touchdown passes for a team that was extremely offensively balanced. They averaged 35.2 passes per game, and 37.7 rushes per game. He posted good numbers against very good playoff teams, and came up with an enormously clutch overtime TD pass to defeat the Montville Mustangs early in the season. Lowbanator also finished #1 in yards per attempt and yards per completion among all starters in this league.
Runner Up: Brett Bartrowski, Palembang Drunken Monks
RB -- Sweetness Walters, Palembang Drunken Monks
Walters never failed to break 100 yards in a game this season, gashed the Taiwan Dragons for 185.5 yards (to put that into perspective that was 1/4 of the total rushing yards the Dragons allowed all season), and scored a touchdown, on average, every six times he touched the football. Absolutely phenomenal season.
Runner Up: Tommy "TD" Jones, Shanghai Assassins
FB -- Kimbo Collins, Palembang Drunken Monks
Mr. Collins had an Alpha-high 32 pancakes and paved the way for the best running back in the league. His team finished with a 6.9 yards per carry average, good enough to tie for 2nd in the league.
Runner Up: Aaron Fine, Montville Mustangs
WR -- C.C. Hawkeye, Tibetan Black Dragons
Yes, I know that the Black Dragons of Tibet are really pass happy, and Hawkeye's average is very low, but it's difficult to fault a guy because he gets tough yardage. Catching 190 passes, even in a pass-happy offense, is worth being named an All-Pro.
WR2 -- Darrius Heyward-Bey, Macau Flames
As bad as Macau was this year, Heyward-Bey was absolutely absurd. He averaged over 20 yards per catch and scored 20 touchdowns for one of the worst teams in the entire league. He also only dropped nine passes. He put up huge numbers against several playoff teams, including 197 yards and 3 TD's in the opening loss to the Taiwan Dragons.
Runner Up: Brian Lowbytres, Taiwan Dragons
TE -- Ted Bennett, Taiwan Dragons
While this may seem like a homer pick since Bennett finished 3rd among yards for the TE's, he was also on an offense that passed less than both the Tibetan Black Dragons and Vietnamese Vice Lords. Bennett averaged 19 yards per catch, and an astounding 9.5 yards after the catch--4th among all WR's and TE's who appeared in 16 games. Add in his 92 pancakes and 12 TD's to only 3 drops and it helps make his case a little clearer.
Runner-up: van bratsch, Tibetan Black Dragons
LT -- Gosder Cherilus #75, Taiwan Dragons
Here you find, easily, the single closest contest in Alpha. Can't Touch Him allowed zero sacks this season and had 90 pancakes. But Cherilus also allowed zero sacks and had 119 pancakes. I don't want to seem like a homer for picking so many Dragons, but Cherilus put forth one hell of a season from a LT.
Runner Up: Can't Touch Him, Palembang Drunken Monks
LG -- Dredrick Dyson, Jakarta Jesuits
Not only did he lead all LG's in pancakes, but he did it averaging only 45 plays per game on a team that passed about 8-9 times more per game. Impressive work from Mr. Dyson.
Runner Up: Napatr San (G), Tibetan Black Dragons (yes he's a back-up, but he managed 82 pancakes, 20th in the league on a pass-happy team as a back-up. Impressive to say the least!)
C -- Aaron McKenzie, Taiwan Dragons
This comes without any question. He blew the competition out of the water with 295 pancakes. This was 143 more than the next closest offensive linemen.
Runner Up: Snap the damn ball, Beijing Black Dragons
RG -- Gutless Wonder, Jakarta Jesuits
The Jesuits can definitely make a claim to having the best pair of guards in the league, as Wonder led all guards in pancakes and was part of a line that was 4th in Alpha in protecting the QB.
Runner Up: Heater Thirteen, Tibetan Black Dragons
RT -- Big Stink, Taiwan Dragons
He allowed one sack all year, and led all starting offensive right tackles in pancakes with 109. His back-up, all-purpose OL Rafshan Dzhamshud actually had more pancackes believe it or not.
Runner Up: Ravenous Badger, Jakarta Jesuits
NT -- "Big" Pete Mcready, Palembang Drunken Monks
Anchored the best run defense in Alpha. Allowed only two teams to get more than 3 yards per carry this season, and several times led his team to keep opponents to negative rushing yards.
Runner Up: Baby Firefly, Montville Mustangs
DT -- Moore Sackens, Taiwan Dragons
An absolute stud this season. Led all players in hurries with 63 (25 more than the next player) and sacks with 26. At times was completely unblockable.
Runner Up: Need Ur Love, Montville Mustangs
LDE -- jason crewly, Montville Mustangs
Led all LDE's in sacks and hurries on one of the best defenses in the entire league.
Runner Up: Hughes DePain, Palembang Drunken Monks
RDE -- Jordan Marshall, Taiwan Dragons
Marshall led all defensive ends with 25 sacks and was 2nd among all DE's in hurries.
Runner Up: Tang Mo, Abac Cruiser
LOLB -- Manuel Lawson, Beijing Black Dragons
Though not extremely strong statistically speaking, Lawson's defensive unit was fairly stout against the run and he posted diverse numbers that included 85 tackles (only 5 missed tackles), 6 PD's, 1 INT, and 4 FF's.
Runner Up: Yanskie T, Vietnamese Vice Lords
MLB -- Marcelino Manqual, Jakarta Jesuits
Respectable numbers from Manqual and a solid Jesuits defense. He posted 97 tackles with only five missed, as well as scoring a defensive touchdown
Runner Up: Boz Boswirth, Shanghai Assassins
ROLB -- Will The OneNOnly Perry, Beijing Black Dragons
He posted monster numbers with 12 sacks and 22 hurries, making him the best pass rushing linebacker in the league.
Runner Up: John McRoy, Kyoto Connoisseurs
CB -- Bawll Hawk, Beijing Black Dragons
He's the closest thing to a shutdown corner in this league. Both times he picked off passes he returned them for scores and he shut down some of the top receivers in the league, including Darius Heyward-Bey.
CB2 -- Hanns Zulu, Palembang Drunken Monks
The amount of tackles he made aside, he picked off eleven passes and returned four to the house. Anytime you can get that kind of scoring production out of a defensive player you have to place him on an all-pro team.
Runner Up: James Bratsch, Tibetan Black Dragons
FS -- Terrance Montana, Beijing Black Dragons
The chances of you getting a big play on this FS are slim to none.
Runner Up: Marcus Selly, Palembang Drunken Monks
SS -- Jaxon Voom, Palembang Drunken Monks
A hard hitter who forced five fumbles for the best run defense in Alpha.
Runner Up: Harry Potter, Montville Mustangs
K -- Hernando Diaz, Kyoto Connoiseurs
Going 12/13 from between 40-50 is pretty damn impressive.
Runner Up: Black Hayate, Abac Cruiser
P -- Punt To AVictory, Palembang Drunken Monks
Led the league in punting average.
Runner Up: Punter Mahan, Taiwan Dragons
KR -- W.C. Flyer, Shanghai Assassins
Runner Up: Thierry Paris, Jakarta Jesuits
PR -- Inner Space, Tibetan Black Dragons
Runner Up: Faster Break, Beijing Black Dragons
1. Palembang Drunken Monks (16-0) – 6 Winners, 4 Runner Ups
2. Taiwan Dragons (14-2) – 7 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
3. Montville Mustangs (13-3) – 1 Winner, 4 Runner Ups
4. Jakarta Jesuits (12-4) – 3 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
5. Tibetan Black Dragons (12-4) – 2 Winners, 4 Runner Ups
6. Abac Cruiser (11-5) – 0 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
7. Beijing Black Dragons (11-5) – 4 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
8. Shanghai Assassins (8-8) – 1 Winner, 2 Runner Ups
9. Vietnam Kongs (8-8) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
10. Kyoto Connoiseurs (8-8) – 1 Winner, 1 Runner Up
11. Chaotic Illusions (5-11) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
12. Flipmode Squad (4-12) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
13. Davae dogs (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
14. Chiangmai Nimman soi 13 (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
15. Macau Flames (1-15) – 1 Winner, 0 Runner Ups
16. Vietnamese Vice Lords (0-16) – 0 Winners, 1 Runner Up
ZETA
QB -- Jug Ster, Idaho Hurricats
He guided the run dominant Hurricats with careful play (6 INT's all season) and a nice 7.5 yards per attempt.
Runner Up: Mac Trackrat, Kolkota Witch Doctors
RB -- Ryan Dukes, Himalayan Raging Yetis
His 8.1 yards per carry leads all starting tailbacks in Zeta. He was a total force for this run dominant team with 34 TD's.
Runner Up: Danny Collins, Kolkota Witch Doctors
FB -- Bo Rathman, Himalayan Raging Yetis
An astounding 53 pancakes and paving the way for a rushing attack as potent as any in the league gives Bo Rathman the easy nod here.
Runner Up: Wade Witz, Idaho Hurricats
WR -- Dino Redick, Idaho Hurricats
Redick was a big play threat for Idaho all season. His 10 receiving touchdowns and 3 KR touchdowns added some diversity to a run heavy offense. He averaged 16.5 yards per catch, which makes me think that if Idaho wasn't a run-oriented offense, Redick could potentially lead the league in receiving.
WR2 -- Silky SmoothHands, Fort Worth Thunder
SmoothHands posted guady numbers in Zeta with over 17 yards per catch and 13 touchdowns for the Thunder who just barely missed the playoffs. If Fort Worth wants to find themselves in the playoffs next year, they'd better keep Mr. SmoothHands involved, because big play threats are hard to come by.
Runner Up: Jamie Elizondo, Myanmar Military Junta
TE -- Bub Nice, Guam Carabao
A solid season for Nice, who averaged over 13 yards per catch with 5 TD's. He had a tendency to show up in big games. He caught 8 balls for 89.5 balls and 1 TD in a tight battle with the Raging Yetis.
Runner Up: Ryan Franklin, Laos Dragons
LT -- Nat Dogg, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Not only did Nat Dogg lead all Zeta offensive linemen with 219 pancakes, he did not allow a single sack all season. The Yetis as a whole only allowed one sack (in the last game of the season no less) and ten hurries. Better than just about everyone else in SE Asia AA #2.
Runner Up: Johnny Fairplay, Guam Carabao
LG -- Matt Stewart, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Didn't allow a sack and led all guards in pancakes with 189. Simply no contest in the winner here, as the Yetis sport probably the best line in the league.
Runner Up: Wide Stance, Kolkota Witch Doctors
C -- James Roy, Guam Carabao
Allowed zero sacks and led all centers in Zeta with 153 pancakes.
Runner Up: Manthe Middle, Blutos Truckers
RG -- Porkchop Watkins, Idaho Hurricats
He led all right guards in zeta with 182 pancakes, and was 3rd in Zeta overall among linemen.
Runner Up: Steven Hog, Himalayan Raging Yetis
RT -- Mike Justice, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Allowed only one sack and had 100 pancakes for the season.
Runner Up: Tex Blockenstein, Myanmar Military Junta
NT -- John Toole, Myanmar Military Junta
Anchored an amazing run defense that allowed only 20 yards per game. He also posted 77 tackles and 2 FF's.
Runner Up: Langston Moore -- USC, Himalayan Raging Yetis
DT -- Andrew Shirley, Myanmar Military Junta
Shirley posted guady numbers for a DT, with 87 tackles and 19 sacks. 39 of his tackles were for loss.
Runner Up: Chemical Toilet, Himalayan Raging Yetis
LDE -- Darius Hill, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Led Zeta in sacks and hurries. He was a shoe-in. Led his team to the best pass rushing unit in Zeta.
Runner Up: Jugs McClure, Idaho Hurricats
RDE -- Sultan of Sack, Guam Carabao
13 sacks and 24 hurries. He wasn't first in either column, but the numbers as a whole are superb, showing excellent pass rushing skill from the Sultan.
Runner Up: Brian Bookend, Arrowhead Fanatics (the only player to get a sack against HRY)
LOLB -- Sir Lawrence Taylor, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Put up a tremendous season with 100 tackles, 1 INT, 2 FF's, and 13 PD's on the best run defense in Zeta.
Runner Up: Leeroy "Hitz" Jenkins, Fort Worth Thunder
MLB -- Hans Killsmith, Kolkota Witch Doctors
125 tackles with only six missed, and an astonishing eight forced fumbles. Killsmith is an absolute force in the middle of this defense.
Runner Up: Stoppenit All, Blutos Truckers
ROLB -- Chris McMillan, Myanmar Military Junta
His numbers aren't great, but he proved to be a very good cover linebacker this season for the Junta with 13 PD's.
Runner Up: Shugg Nasty, Fort Worth Thunder
CB -- Bini Geminus, Kolkata Witch Doctors
20 PD's, 6 INT's, very few tackles, and 2 picks returned to the house for the best pass defense in Zeta.
CB2 -- Xavier Ross, Arrowhead Fanatics
1 pick for 1 touchdown with 37 PD's and very few tackles for a defense that was middle of the road statistically speaking in Zeta, but overall was really superb allowing only 176.8 yards per game through the air.
Runner Up: Cage Hunter, Fort Worth Thunder
FS -- Craig Rivera, Guam Carabao
25 PD's for a team that gave up only six passing touchdowns all season.
Runner Up: Albert Cherry, Arrowhead Fanatics
SS -- Head Hunting Safety, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Anytime you get a big play threat from the SS position you've found yourself a real defensive weapon. Especially for the 2nd best run defense in Zeta.
Runner Up: Tatum Grissley, Guam Carabao
K -- Gordon Anderson, Guam Carabao
35/39 FG kicking this year, and an astounding 9/12 from 40-49 and 3/4 from beyond 50.
Runner Up: One Bar, Myanmar Military Junta
P -- miso naruto, Laos Dragons
Led the league in punting average.
Runner Up: Sean Toledo, Idaho Hurricats
KR -- Dex Drysdale, Himalayan Raging Yetis
Runner Up: The Marlboro "Reds" Man, Semarang Scorpions
PR -- Surgio Ramos, Arrowhead Fanatics
Runner Up: Dex Drysdale, Himalayan Raging Yetis
1. Himalayan Raging Yetis (16-0) – 9 Winners, 4 Runner Ups
2. Myanmar Military Junta (14-2) – 3 Winners, 3 Runner Ups
3. Idaho Hurricats (14-2) – 3 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
4. Guam Carabao (12-4) – 5 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
5. Arrowhead Fanatics (11-5) – 2 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
6. Kolkota Witch Doctors (11-5) – 2 Winners, 3 Runner Ups
7. Laos Dragons (10-6) – 1 Winner, 1 Runner Up
8. Semarang Scorpions (9-7) – 0 Winners, 1 Runner Up
9. Fort Worth Thunder (8-8) – 1 Winner, 3 Runner Ups
10. Blutos Truckers (7-9) – 0 Winners, 2 Runner Ups
11. Blue City Bruisers (5-11) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
12. Holiday in Cambodia (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
13. Kalamazoo Kung Fu Killers (3-13) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
14. Downtown Munchers (2-14) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
15. Beijing Knights (2-14) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
16. Saigon Whores (0-16) – 0 Winners, 0 Runner Ups
Last edited Oct 22, 2008 13:54:19
