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Championship Main Contenders
Rank..........Team............Record.......LP Record....LW Rank
1.Pacific Tsunami...........11-1.........14-2 +...............(3)
......Moves up because Warriors and Idols both lost. LP loss is to Manila, so we'll see. Also must beat out the Zeta cluster fuck to move on to AAA
2.Singapore Bulls.............11-1.........15-1...............(4)
......Moves up because Warriors and Idols both lost, and they beat the Titans. Beat PAC TSU, so can claim 1st, but I didn't give it to them. Also must beat out the Zeta cluster fuck to move on to AAA
3.Winona Warriors..............11-1.........15-1...............(2)
......Only moves down 1 b/c beat #1 team. Also has tiebreaker edge in PSc and PAl.
4.Lost City Idols.................11-1.........15-1...............(1)
......Moved below Winona based on H2H. Ahead of Macau b/c the Idols beat them. And 2nd in tiebreakers.
5.Macau Kraits...................11-1.........15-1.........(6)
......Moved up only 1 even though 2 top teams lost b/c of tiebreakers. Nice little Alpha cluster fuck going also. I'm assuming they hope to play Winona again before they play LC.
6.Chiang Mai Gangsters......11-1.........15-1.........(7)
......Didn't pass Alpha teams b/c of no HUGE victory. Still a part of the Zeta Cluster Fuck though.

Threat to Go Deep in Playoffs
7.Mekong Delta Force.........9-3.........13-3.........(8)
......Didn't lose. Jumps over the Titans who did. Have a secure hold on the #4 seed now. But last week will be a tough one vs those same TITANS.
8.Thailand Titans.............10-2..........13-3.........(5)
......Speaking of the TITANS... Got jumped by other teams b/c of loss. Tough games coming up, very tough. Could out of the 4th seed if they don't win atleast 2.
9.Golden Hill Bones.........9-3.........11-5.........(9)
......Only loss was a close defeat to the Delta Force. Which is enough to keep them at 9. Still could take the #4 seed, but can't lose again. Hear that?!
10.Fayetteville Razorbacks.....7-5.........11-5.........(13)
......Only loss was to the Gangsters. Nice week otherwise. Now don't lose again, and you could have a shot at a home playoff game. Could...
11.Phnom Penh Buzzards.......7-4-1.........10-5-1.........(14)
......Just missed out on the top 10 with a loss to the TITANS. Can pass them though if they run the table. So do it!
12.Mandalay King Cobras...7-5.........10-6.........(15)
......2 big wins, and only a loss to Mekong helps them move up into the dirty dozen. Still an outside shot at a home playoff game, but it's more important to MAKE the playoffs right now.

Trying to Solidify Playoff Spot
13.Manila Fisherman.......6-5-1.........9-6-1.........(10)
......Dropped out of the top 10 by getting their ass whooped twice. Had a shot at a top 4 seed, now struggling to stay in the playoffs.
14.Phuket Vandals...........8-4.........11-5.........(12)
......WTF? 2 HUGE games that could've made them the #4 seed, and they choke. Still a lock for the playoffs, but need to tighten up if they want to go far in the playoffs.
15.Haiphong Bucks..........7-5.........9-7.........(11)
......Took their upset/home seed chances, and chucked them out the window. They basically got hit by a Semi this last week. Need to win at LEAST 2 more to get into the playoffs.

Almost Out. Huge Blockbuster Signings Needed to Make Playoffs (Or lots of luck) ... (Or lots of dick sucking)
16.Taipei Pirate Hookers......6-5-1.......7-8-1...(20)
......HUGE strides forwards since last PW. Only loss to Mandalay. Fighting for a playoff spot, but needs help to make it.
17.Stucknut Triceratops......5-6-1...8-7-1...(17)
......Need to go 5-2 to guarantee a playoff spot. A couple of them are trap games too. Must continue to beat the beatable teams. Have done so up to this point.

Whoops, that was last week (they didn't move). Lost the 2 teams they were supposed to lose to. Now must win 3 of their last 4 to guarantee a spot in the playoffs.
18.Beer Drinking Babies....5-7....8-8...(16)
......Had a bad week. Could've pulled off an upset or 2, but couldn't quite manage it. Still a shot at the playoffs if they don't lose again. Time to grow up and add some 'shots' to your repertoire!

Good Luck Next Year (Unless You Pull a 'NY Giant' Finish Out of Your Asses)
19.Shanghai Pirates.......6-6...6-10...(18)
......Had a very good week, but the Babies loss will probably keep them out of the playoffs. Can only lose 1 more if they want to play with the big boys (not babies). Tough games make it unlikely though.
20.Cellar CHUD..................5-7...5-11 +...(24)
......HUGE turn around from the team that was getting blown out every week. Only loss to the Bones, and if they can pull out a few more upsets, have an outside shot at the playoffs still.
21.Taipei Hurricane.........5-7...6-10...(19)
......Loss to the Pirates basically ended all playoff chances. MUST run the table, or you'll be at the kiddie table for the playoffs.

Good Luck Next Year (Start Recruiting Now)
22.Jakarta Vipers......................3-9...5-11...(21)
23.Killen War Eagles...............3-9...4-12...(22)
24.Chappell Tiger Snakes.......3-9...3-13...(28) - nice week!
25.Osaka Dunk.........................3-9...3-13...(25) - huge win to maybe keep them in AA
26.Tokyo Hellfighters................2-10...3-13...(27)

Fighting to Stay in AA
27.Saigon Sharks...................2-10...2-14...(26)
28.SHTG...................................2-10...2-14...(29)
29.Shanghai Red Army..........3-9...4-12...(23)

Good Luck Next Year in A
30.Phnom Penh Warriors.....1-11...1-15...(30)
31.Orlando Tropic Thunder...0-12...0-16...(31)
32.Bien Hoa Bushidos..........0-12...0-16...(32)

awesome writeup once again......i would say the top 4 in Zeta are already chosen though....i dont see another team being catching up to the Titans in rankings....the team that has the best chance (Buzzards) needs to win every game and have the Titans lose 3 games....Buzzards also play the Bulls next week.

Just a correction, the Bulls loss wasn't to Pacific, but was to Chang Mai.

Oops

You have Mekong too low. They should at least be higher than anyone in Alpha Junior.

Originally posted by EmpYllek
You have Mekong too low. They should at least be higher than anyone in Alpha Junior.

Stop kissing up. Or taunting. Or.... anything regarding Mekong

See now youve ruined it. You should have let him struggle to realise if I was being serious or taking the piss. I mean hed just have shouted a lot either way but it would have been funny.

Originally posted by EmpYllek
See, you should let flounder respond. He knows if I'm being serious or not.

QUICK, EDIT IT!!!! That's what you should say!

Shanghai is automatically demoted to A (Alpha Shaghai)

Oh ,hi Empyiek nice to hear from you again!

Yeah you too I was beginning to think you had forgotten about me. Who am I kidding? Im fucking unforgettable. Especially if you have a vagina and you have a better taste in men than the guys who sleep with Rick Blaine.

yeah you are so distant since we don't play each other.But if your saying you have a vagina i think thats a little freaky for me to even talk to you.

Flounder never disappoints does he? Only he could read my post and come to the conclusion that Im a haemaphrodite.

so we doing a league pro bowl or conferences again? guessing conferences since league would be to hard to vote for since we dont play the same teams....

Yeah with the Bushidos in Alpha skewing the stats so much it really would favour one division. Do divisional like last year.

By the way I found this whilst going through the forums. A certain Triceratops wont be posting for a while:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1221743&page=1

All I can say is - nice work Captain Fascism. Seriously if youre going to get a 7 day you should do it like that. This whole agreeing with a Suckanut is beginning to worry me....

Originally posted by TurboBoxer
so we doing a league pro bowl or conferences again? guessing conferences since league would be to hard to vote for since we dont play the same teams....

Oh yeah, def. Conferences. Wouldn't be fair to Zeta otherwise.

And yeah, CA got banned again. Good for him!

Seriously though, banned for that?? I'm glad we have tame mod's here in SEA. That really didn't seem THAT bad.

Of course he's been banned b4 which I'm sure played a role in it.