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BruinsBold
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Vatican City is rolling into Admiral Stadium this week and in honor of this occasion we are having "Throw up the Poops" night. as part of the festivities we are selling nickel beers and dollar hot dogs. Also, all women over 300 pounds that show up wearing nothing but body paint will be allowed to cheer on the sidelines instead of our normal all star cheer leading squad. The local chapter of Intense Gag Reflex Anonymous has volunteered too help with the cleanup following the game.
 
Tito716
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Could you send 100 beers to my box? Here's a crisp five dollar bill.
 
BruinsBold
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sure...
 
BruinsBold
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it's is going to have to be 50 cent beer and dollar dogs... the program won't let me sell them for less than 50 cents.

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bachus
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And on a Sunday morning to boot. Wonder if the Pope himself will travel for the game.
 
Jargon98
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Originally posted by BruinsBold
it's is going to have to be 50 cent beer and dollar dogs... the program won't let me sell them for less than 50 cents.

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We accept the challenge of playing in a stadium that reeks of beer and hotdog vomit. This smell will only be compounded by the sweet stentch of Popes victory....or is that something else that is wafting through the air.

Originally posted by bachus
And on a Sunday morning to boot. Wonder if the Pope himself will travel for the game.


Damn skippy. He will actually be giving the pre-game blessing while Nesta Heritage is beating on the Nijabingi drums and "praying".
 
Sub Human
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I'll...uh...be "praying" with nesta.
 
Tito716
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Thank God Western Europe A5 doesn't list marijuana as a banned substance! I might have to forfeit.
 
bachus
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Originally posted by Tito716
Thank God Western Europe A5 doesn't list marijuana as a banned substance! I might have to forfeit.


There's a list of banned substances? Good thing Dresden got out last season....we would not have been able to field a team...especially if pizza and hamburgers were on the list.
 
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Originally posted by Tito716
Thank God Western Europe A5 doesn't list marijuana as a banned substance! I might have to forfeit.



They do but Mary Jane, Ganja, Herb, Sticky Green all arent
 
CoachF
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The first 10,000 people through the gates will receive a pre-fed and shaken baby and a plate of special brownies.
 
Jargon98
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Good Game Amsterdam. Can't really get much closer than that. I'm not sure if our OL couldn't stop your DL from getting to our QB because of consuming copius amounts of cheap ass beer and hotdogs or what.

Otherwise, how many hotdogs and how much beer did you sell?
 
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They sold for regular costs.
Last edited Oct 12, 2008 12:34:18
 


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