Sahara Death Stalkers vs. Madagascar Outlaws
The Brawl for....well actually, no offense guys, but this one isn't exactly Tuesday Night Football material. Regardless, the Death Stalkers should finally win one in this contest. The Outlaws just ain't what they used to be.
Death Stalkers Game Song: Nine Inch Nails - I'm Looking Forward to Joining You, Finally
Madagascar Game Song: Black Label Society - You Must Be Blind
Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion vs. Egypt Empire
If you would have told me at the beginning of the season that these two would both be 2-6 at this point, I would have said...well, Egypt sure...but the Rebellion? They are starting to look more like my Chargers
right now then the old playoff run team of a few seasons ago. Good news is, both of these teams will probably fight off relegation thanks to the wonder matchup above them or even Uganda. This one though is 99.9% sure going to Zimbabwe though, unless they are just giving up and planning to pull a Madagascar at the end of the season. (Hit me up for some trades if you are you lovable squirrels)
Egypt Song: Aerosmith - Cryin'
Zimbabwe Song: Metallica - Sad But True
Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
This is going to be a slobberknocker. Ethiopia averages over 200 yards a game on the ground, Tuscaloosa averages only -500 yards a carry allowed. Both of their pass numbers are pretty even, allowed and taken. These two should just blow the roof off the place...but I am going to have to go with the Bulls for the win. Monsters up and down their D Line. Try to keep Kingston down though Bulls, I'm in a sack race here
Ethiopia Game Song: Iron Maiden - Be Quick or Be Dead
Bulls Game Song: Judas Priest - Judas Rising
Zimbabwe Beavers vs. Mozambique Starvin Marvins
Another kickass matchup. Last year's rising stars vs. this years rising stars. I am done doubting Robb though, but last time I actually picked him to win, he lost. So I am giving this one to the Beavers, even though I think the Mozambique Marvins will win, so that I don't get blamed if they lose because I picked them.
Beavers Game Song: Primus - Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver
Marvins Deux Song: Aerosmith - Deuces are Wild (Heh, get it?)
African Killer Frogs vs. Uganda SilverBacks
(Yawn) Frogs win
Frogs Game Song: Megadave - Sleepwalker
Uganda Game Song: Megadave - Insomnia (Atleast their songs will wake you up
)
Kalahari Night Riders vs. Fort Wayne Generals
Looking forward to a great game, no pred per tradition. Good luck BengalFish and Co.
Somalia Wasps vs. Jupiter Snipers
Does this even need a pred? Wasps 1094.5 (So ugly they will count a sack as half a point) to -340 (So ugly they will count their total yards as points)
Wasps Game Song: Rammstein - Feuer Frei
Snipers Game Song: As I Lay Dying - Nothing Left
Sahara ShadowChasers vs. South African Bulls
Ben Sanderson should be blitzed by the second quarter, wallowing in his depressive state looking forward to his nightly meetings with his hooker with a heart of gold. Meanwhile, the ShadowChaser backups will keep rolling over the Bulls while the Bulls O-Line will be saying Ole to the ShadowChasers, thus giving them a few sacks and hurries. SSC win this one pretty handily.
Sahara Game Song: Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
Bulls Game Song: Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
The Brawl for....well actually, no offense guys, but this one isn't exactly Tuesday Night Football material. Regardless, the Death Stalkers should finally win one in this contest. The Outlaws just ain't what they used to be.
Death Stalkers Game Song: Nine Inch Nails - I'm Looking Forward to Joining You, Finally
Madagascar Game Song: Black Label Society - You Must Be Blind
Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion vs. Egypt Empire
If you would have told me at the beginning of the season that these two would both be 2-6 at this point, I would have said...well, Egypt sure...but the Rebellion? They are starting to look more like my Chargers
right now then the old playoff run team of a few seasons ago. Good news is, both of these teams will probably fight off relegation thanks to the wonder matchup above them or even Uganda. This one though is 99.9% sure going to Zimbabwe though, unless they are just giving up and planning to pull a Madagascar at the end of the season. (Hit me up for some trades if you are you lovable squirrels)Egypt Song: Aerosmith - Cryin'
Zimbabwe Song: Metallica - Sad But True
Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
This is going to be a slobberknocker. Ethiopia averages over 200 yards a game on the ground, Tuscaloosa averages only -500 yards a carry allowed. Both of their pass numbers are pretty even, allowed and taken. These two should just blow the roof off the place...but I am going to have to go with the Bulls for the win. Monsters up and down their D Line. Try to keep Kingston down though Bulls, I'm in a sack race here

Ethiopia Game Song: Iron Maiden - Be Quick or Be Dead
Bulls Game Song: Judas Priest - Judas Rising
Zimbabwe Beavers vs. Mozambique Starvin Marvins
Another kickass matchup. Last year's rising stars vs. this years rising stars. I am done doubting Robb though, but last time I actually picked him to win, he lost. So I am giving this one to the Beavers, even though I think the Mozambique Marvins will win, so that I don't get blamed if they lose because I picked them.
Beavers Game Song: Primus - Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver
Marvins Deux Song: Aerosmith - Deuces are Wild (Heh, get it?)
African Killer Frogs vs. Uganda SilverBacks
(Yawn) Frogs win
Frogs Game Song: Megadave - Sleepwalker
Uganda Game Song: Megadave - Insomnia (Atleast their songs will wake you up
)Kalahari Night Riders vs. Fort Wayne Generals
Looking forward to a great game, no pred per tradition. Good luck BengalFish and Co.
Somalia Wasps vs. Jupiter Snipers
Does this even need a pred? Wasps 1094.5 (So ugly they will count a sack as half a point) to -340 (So ugly they will count their total yards as points)
Wasps Game Song: Rammstein - Feuer Frei
Snipers Game Song: As I Lay Dying - Nothing Left
Sahara ShadowChasers vs. South African Bulls
Ben Sanderson should be blitzed by the second quarter, wallowing in his depressive state looking forward to his nightly meetings with his hooker with a heart of gold. Meanwhile, the ShadowChaser backups will keep rolling over the Bulls while the Bulls O-Line will be saying Ole to the ShadowChasers, thus giving them a few sacks and hurries. SSC win this one pretty handily.
Sahara Game Song: Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
Bulls Game Song: Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober






I am really looking forward to it myself. 




















