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Kutzy
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He has not been around lately due to running away to Vegas to get married. While in retrospect this was not the greatest idea as he has learned his new wife is 4 months pregnant and he just met her 3 weeks ago. She swears it is his child, however while never graduating 8th grade, he still knows enough math to know she is wrong. Child Support would appreciate your support in getting a divorce, however it will require a new contract. I ask that my fellow Agents in Canada A #4 lobby the Yakers for a new $500k/season contract for Child Support. Anything short of this will cause Child Support to beg, plead, and generally whore himself out on this forum. Should this fail as well, he will only go back to his old ways of 100 yard games. Please help Child Support regain his status of #1 WR in the Yak organization.
 
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lol
Thats great
 
Jiddy78
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You should be more like Jiggy. Then you'll know poor.
 
YOM77
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About the only thing the Yaks will be paying for is your one-way ticket out of town attention whore.
 
Gerry Rice
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Paternity test, paternity test.

Sounds like you need to get one of those "friends" who keeps u outta trouble. You know the type, wears a black suit, an ear piece, whispers in your ear, and makes people disappear. They are costly but, save u a lot of trouble.
 
Kutzy
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Originally posted by Gerry Rice
Paternity test, paternity test.

Sounds like you need to get one of those "friends" who keeps u outta trouble. You know the type, wears a black suit, an ear piece, whispers in your ear, and makes people disappear. They are costly but, save u a lot of trouble.


Is it cheaper than paying for a second child that isnt his? If so, can you please put a call in. Our people put a call into OJ because he is allowed to murder people without jail time, however we were informed that he is in Prision. I never knew robbing someone without a weapon on you is more serious than murder. So at this point we are up to new suggestions.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIeU4m0jUac
 
Kutzy
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Originally posted by YOM77
About the only thing the Yaks will be paying for is your one-way ticket out of town attention whore.


You, sir, can go to hell. Child Support refuses to perform for your shoddy team until he is paid properly. I cant even get you to pay for level 24 equipment, better yet 32.
 
Kutzy
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIeU4m0jUac


That was the first girl, somehow our lawyers still lost the child support suit. I am still wondering why CHild Support keeps me as his agent, its not like I get paid much and its obvious im not very good.
 
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Originally posted by Kutzy
Originally posted by YOM77

About the only thing the Yaks will be paying for is your one-way ticket out of town attention whore.


You, sir, can go to hell. Child Support refuses to perform for your shoddy team until he is paid properly. I cant even get you to pay for level 24 equipment, better yet 32.


Equipment allocations are performance-based.



 
Kutzy
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Originally posted by YOM77
Originally posted by Kutzy

Originally posted by YOM77


About the only thing the Yaks will be paying for is your one-way ticket out of town attention whore.


You, sir, can go to hell. Child Support refuses to perform for your shoddy team until he is paid properly. I cant even get you to pay for level 24 equipment, better yet 32.


Equipment allocations are performance-based.





Damn, that was a nut shot there. Please keep them above the waist or at least put him in the offense. Throwing to Child Support only once in a game is beyond honorable of your contract negotiations. We were guaranteed 15 touches per game and you have not lived up to your end of the bargain. Pay him, Play him, or Trade him.
 
Joebarber
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This thread is full of fail
 
Kutzy
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Originally posted by Joebarber
This thread is full of fail


You are not helping the situation, why dont you tell YOM to pay Child Support so we can move on? You have forums access, join the movement.
 
Jiddy78
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Originally posted by Joebarber
This thread is full of fail


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/Skitz914/regis.jpg
 
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Originally posted by Kutzy
Originally posted by Joebarber

This thread is full of fail


You are not helping the situation, why dont you tell YOM to pay Child Support so we can move on? You have forums access, join the movement.


You'll earn your money playing both ways - then maybe you'll beo tired you'll keep it in your pants.
 
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