Warrior General Games

The Athlete who is currently the fastest level 14 WR in GLB was too bored in the capped leagues he decided to join an uncapped league to play against higher level CBs for an actual challenge. He backpedaled his routes in Africa A #4 just to make it more interesting.

He may not be able to catch much yet, but he'll dropping that ball 10 yards downfield from your CB!

So I give you The Athlete, signed by the Madagascar ZeroFivers, here to terrorize defensive secondaries all over African AA #2.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=800459

FACT:

Moses didn't really part the red sea. It just so happened that The Athlete was running that day to get his workout in and happened to pass over the body of water, parting it temporarily.

In his first play in the league the CB was so worried after seeing the burst of The Athlete, he backed up to the 10 yard line in fear of getting beat deep.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=161580&pbp_id=4878437

so... hes fast but still slow compared to most in this league

Did anyone tell you that you joined a bottom feeder team and youre gonna be gettin thy ass kicked every time you take the field?? Good luck being anything more than a marginal player on a shitty team.

Originally posted by DallasFanatic12
so... hes fast but still slow compared to most in this league

How fast is your WR?

Originally posted by IJMSPORT
Did anyone tell you that you joined a bottom feeder team and youre gonna be gettin thy ass kicked every time you take the field?? Good luck being anything more than a marginal player on a shitty team.

I knew what I what was getting in to, I did check out the team before I signed.

FACT:

The Athlete runs the 40 so fast that no man nor computer has a fast enough reaction speed to time him.

That's fast?

Lets see.. level 14 WR and the fastest on GLB.. that would put him at maybe.. 50? Slow for this league.

Originally posted by IJMSPORT
Lets see.. level 14 WR and the fastest on GLB.. that would put him at maybe.. 50? Slow for this league.

Try again.

If his speed was a mere 50 I wouldn't have started this thread, even my other level 9 WR has 62 base speed.

FACT:

The Athlete was refused entry to the Olympics as the wind speed he creates hinders the other "athletes" to the point where some are blown backwards in their blocks.

I welcome you. The trash talk, something that normally disgusts me, is strangely invigorating.

That you joined a struggling / building team shows good sportsmanship. As long as your talk is self-aggrandizing and not demeaning to any others...let it rip.

Good Luck.

QBs can rarely ever overthrow The Athlete, but on this occassion he was. It's probably because he only played on relaxed.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=161580&pbp_id=4881341

Also, might I add that the CB he streaks past in the replay is 10 levels higher him...

FACT:

The real reason the Large Hadron Collider was created, was to test if anything could move faster than The Athlete....

FACT:

You had ~42 yards and 2 Dropped Passes. Want your Pro Bowl Selection now or later? Welcoem to the league, kid. Can't even pad stats as a WR on a team forced into passing 80% of the game from being behind so badly. Congrats.

Originally posted by Viscount
Originally posted by DallasFanatic12

so... hes fast but still slow compared to most in this league

How fast is your WR?

not ganna say on the league forums but probably more

Fact:

You are going to get dominated.

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My corners are going to wreck you with their superior speed little boy. Should have stayed in the capped league.

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No one is impressed by the possibility that you slow built your WR.

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You aren't fast enough to be on my scout team.

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We have some entertaining forum banter

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Lol at The Athlete