Warrior General Games

Your esteemed reporter is broadcasting this week from Gondor. I'm here to get the scoop on the upcoming scrimmage between Gondor and Mordor. Mordor's coach is reportedly Bill Belichick. Several orcs with cameras have been spotted nearby Gondor's practices. Stay tuned.

Today's fantastic EBay item is Michael Douglas.

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And here come the rankings...

Alpha Conference:
1(tie). Lisbon Crows, Sacramento Storm - It's probably going to stay like this until Tuesday. I really don't know anymore.
3. Saratov Jokers - I give, I give. Nice win over Bluegrass.
4. Kharkiv Thrashers - Better than they were in week 1.
5. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - That was a pretty lackluster win over an 0-7 team. The offense was efficient, but the pass defense wasn't very good. Not to mention, Buffalo left 7 points on the field with missed kicks.
6. Bluegrass Hitmen - What am I supposed to 'watch out' for exactly? Watch out, Saratov scored! Watch out, Saratov scored again! Watch out, we can't stop the run!
7. Grondo Titans - It occurs to me that there are some major gaps between tiers in this conference.
8. Moscow Meat Whistles - Will probably make the playoffs due to attrition.
9. Sevastopol Seamen - lulz, seamen. Hey, a winning streak.
10. Smashing Skulls - They stink, but at least they legitimately stink (i.e. not gutted)
11. Buffalo Reverends - Valiant effort.
12. Sofia Dogs - Escaped the cellar.
13. Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards - Gutting.
14. Danish Disasters - Might escape relegation with a few key wins.
15. Glass City Fightin' Thundercats - Stink.
16. Birmingham Lions - Gutted. And Stink.

Zeta Conference:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - Back down the the regular rankings after an ugly, ugly win over Sevastopol in which Sevastopol had the advantage in pancakes and missed tackles, and were leading until halfway through the fourth quarter.
2. Monty Pythons - Might have moved up if they had played a half decent team.
3. Rome Raiders - I'd put them in the first tier in the conference if they had a better running game (16th in the league in yards per carry
4. Springfield Isotopes - Slightly better losses than Dragasani.
5. Dragasani Dragons - Monty Pythons should be a big challenge.
6. Serbian Head Hunters - Ruling the middle of the conference right now.
7. Sevastopol Wolverines - Put up quite a fight.
8. Macedonia Marauders - Like Rome Raiders, but Greek-er.
9. San Antonio Natives - Back on the horse.
10 (tie). Orange Blood Nation, Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Going downhill steadily.
12. Belgrade Blaze - I suppose that there isn't anyone else I can put here.
13. Dragons Lite - What the hell happened to the team that played Monty close?
14. Stalingrad Loyalists - Combined record of the teams they've beaten: 0-14.
15 (tie). New Jersey Mafia, Slobodzeya Es Cargo - Combined record of these teams: 0-14. Toilet bowl coming up on Tuesday.

go topes!!!!!!!!!!!! back-to-back shutouts

One of these days Warhawk... I'm going to start being a jackoff again, and there won't be anything you can do about it.

Yep, tuesday should be a good one. Just hope the Trashers give the Storm a game tomorrow.

GO STORM

Originally posted by Warhawk

2. Monty Pythons - Might have moved up if they had played a half decent team.


We didn't create the schedule... somebody puts them in front of us, and we knock them down.

Originally posted by CoolChuck
Originally posted by Warhawk


2. Monty Pythons - Might have moved up if they had played a half decent team.


We didn't create the schedule... somebody puts them in front of us, and we knock them down.



Didn't say you did, but Cape Town won, despite not being impressive, so it would have taken something impressive to move you guys up to #1.

And the Storm fall.... I see we are getting a little respect in the rankings finally. Reapers certainly burned us in game 1, but we have gotten better since. Had to make a few tweaks to the gameplan to adjust for higher levels.

I also want to say Jokers are possibly the best ran team in our League. Props to them. We look forward to beating the crows again when it matters!

Edd-ie! Edd-ie! Edd-ie!

hahah

Originally posted by seanowns
And the Storm fall.... I see we are getting a little respect in the rankings finally. Reapers certainly burned us in game 1, but we have gotten better since. Had to make a few tweaks to the gameplan to adjust for higher levels.

I also want to say Jokers are possibly the best ran team in our League. Props to them. We look forward to beating the crows again when it matters!

I knew you guys would give the Storm a tough game. Impressive win, i must say. And i agree, watch out for the Jokers, having a great season and very well managed.

Originally posted by Athrian
Edd-ie! Edd-ie! Edd-ie!

That man is a BEAST!

Dragasani comes back down to Earth. GG Pythons.

Thanks SDT. Now we need you guys to give the Storm a second loss. My money is certainly on you guys going undefeated. I handicapped you guys as #1 in our conference pre-season.

Good Game Stalingrad, thought we had it, but not so much.