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I figured I'd churn something like this out before games started. This is the owner of the Bel Air Beardogs, just doing something to help keep the conference interesting like the power rankings. It's likely that this will be HEAVILY edited at some point or another.

I plan to update this every so often, maybe 4-8 games? I'm not going to go just by level, I'll figure in stats and all later in the season, though for now, level is all we have. I’m sure I made a couple errors, and coin flips broke ties. When we have some games to look at, I’ll write some analysis for each spot, too. Maybe if there's enough interest we could do some owner/player balloting and go cross-conference for an All-League team at the end of the season.

Without further delay...

First Team Offense:
QB: Johnny Danger, Portland Hitmen
HB: Ironhead James, Denver Pirates
FB: Dallas Morning, Spicewood Longhorns
WR: Catch Ball, Hartford Hellhounds
WR: Doc Smooth, Waco Davidians
TE: Sara Grimp, Oakland Wizards
C: M Webster, Spicewood Longhorns
LT: Joe Joseph, Bel Air Beardogs
RT: Pork Chop Jurgenson, Portland Hitmen
LG: Selvish Capers, Oakland Wizards
RG: Vandal McDaniel, Miami Cyclones

First Team Defense:
NT: Iwanna Beyurnoset, Spicewood Longhorns
DT: Nepumuk Zeus, Scottsdale Sun Demons
LDE: Wallace Stone, Waco Davidians
RDE: Gotch Yarbrough, Waco Davidians
MLB: Husker Kaiser, Denver Pirates
LOLB: Kim Mitchell, Hartford Hellhounds
ROLB: Lion-O Richie, Waco Davidians
CB: Cordell Walker, Bel Air Beardogs
CB: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, Waco Davidians
FS: Bo Orlando, Oakland Wizards
SS: Joe Clean, Waco Davidians


Second Team Offense:
QB: Hugh Laurie, Waco Davidians
HB: Wolfgang Puck, Waco Davidians
FB: Jack Tupp, Denver Pirates
WR: Wes Crabtree, Dallas Red Raiders
WR: Dick N Balzonia, Portland Hitmen
TE: Abra-CRUSH Lincoln, Denver Pirates
C: Bartlett Perch, Oakland Wizards
LT: Watch Out, Hartford Hellhounds
RT: Beeda Ramino, Las Vegas Stunners
LG: Tony Kramer, Hartford Hellhounds
RG: Iwanna Beyurguard, Spicewood Longhorns

Second Team Defense:
NT: Major Luck, Oakland Wizards
DT: Mufusumono Hakajanaba, Las Vegas Stunners
LDE: Sid “the Terror” Li, Oakland Wizards
RDE: Punch Drunk, Las Vegas Stunners
MLB: Tony Bourdain, Waco Davidians
LOLB: Becky “Icebox” O’Shea, Waco Davidians
ROLB: John Mann, Hartford Hellhounds
CB: L. Advised Pass, Portland Hitmen
CB: Marty Motallico, Waco Davidians
FS: Nic Wirrz, Denver Pirates
SS: Rudy Thomas, Bel Air Beardogs


First Team Special Teams
K: Seth Logan, Oakland Wizards
P: Carry Ball, Hartford Hellhounds

Second Team Special Teams
K: Lasse Skriver , Spicewood Longhorns
P: Pierna Gigante, Scottsdale Sun Demons

Great job, I'm glad our conference has some active writers! Looking forward to the games soon.

Wow awesome, I'll link this thread to the weekly updates I'll have for the rankings.

Thanks for this. Like I need ANOTHER reason to log onto this game every day :S

But really, this makes our conference seem a lot smaller and a lot more interesting.

Well lets see if I can get some of my guy's on the second team up to team 1 by the end of the season. Maybe even a suprise player for you.

this is awesome man, I was thinking of doing this but i woulda been too homer. Appreciate your high opinions of our players, good luck to everyone this season.

excellent

Great write up man. Have 2 of my players on the 2nd team!

The nominate The Little Ticket for greatest undiscovered talent

That is excellent stuff. Real GLBESPN.

I think my QB should be on the team.....just sayin

Originally posted by UltimateCFBFan
I think my QB should be on the team.....just sayin

Dude, your QB is in the Eastern Conference, haha don't get your guys confused. But he would definitely be a top player in the league.

Originally posted by scarletmbb
Originally posted by UltimateCFBFan

I think my QB should be on the team.....just sayin

Dude, your QB is in the Eastern Conference, haha don't get your guys confused. But he would definitely be a top player in the league.

oh snap I am getting confused

Good work.

i may be a bit of a home here, but i gotta say my HB makes at LEAST 2nd team if not first....while his numbers arent exactly stellar, the guy has 15, thats one-five, i say again FIFTEEN!! broken tackles in the FIRST game (ok.....so definately a homer, but common!!! 15 broken tackles baby!!)