Broadcasting this week from Sacramento. Gotta say, I think this town is a fabulous representation of Eastern Europe in general. They even go out of their way to speak English. They're even nice enough to give the California Supreme Court a place to do their business.
This week's unbelievable EBay item is the Potala Palace, as seen here:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - They wanted to move up in the rankings, so, here you go.
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/potala-palace-landmark-2.jpg
Bidding starts at $1,500.
Now on to the rankings.
Zeta Conference:
2. Monty Pythons - That was a little too close against Dragons Lite. -1 in turnover differential this season - Cape Town is +7.
3. Rome Raiders - God, apparently Sevastopol sucks.
4. Springfield Isotopes - Wikipedia has 96 entries for Springfield. Not counting Rick Springfield.
5. Dragasani Dragons - 4-2 with a -24 point differential. When do we get to the weak part of our schedule?
6. Macedonia Marauders - Decent.
7. Orange Blood Nation - Yeah, there's a gap there. Deal.
8. Serbian Head Hunters - Broke a 4 game losing streak. At least they won, unlike the next 3 teams, so they get an extra bump.
9. Sevastopol Wolverines - 1.1 yards per carry isn't going to cut it.
10. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Embarrassing couple of weeks.
11. Dragons Lite - Kept it close.
12. Stalingrad Loyalists - No real good reason.
13. San Antonio Natives - Ouch.
14. Belgrade Blaze - Belgrade Zippo Lighter
15. New Jersey Mafia - At least they won a scrimmage game.
16. Slob-something - At least they... I got nothin'.
Alpha Conference:
1. Sacramento Storm - Get moved up for beating Mildenhall
2. Lisbon Crows - Play a good team, why dontcha?
3. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Lose bad and are still in 3rd.
4. Kharkiv Thrashers - Killed Grondo.
5. Saratov Jokers - I can't believe these guys are 5-1.
6. Grondo Titans - Don't quite suck.
7. Bluegrass Hitmen - Last good team in the conference.
8-12 (Tie). Birmingham Lions, Moscow Meat Whistles, Sevastopol Seamen, Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards, Smashing Skulls - Cluster$%.
13-16. Blech.
This week's unbelievable EBay item is the Potala Palace, as seen here:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - They wanted to move up in the rankings, so, here you go.
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/potala-palace-landmark-2.jpg
Bidding starts at $1,500.
Now on to the rankings.
Zeta Conference:
2. Monty Pythons - That was a little too close against Dragons Lite. -1 in turnover differential this season - Cape Town is +7.
3. Rome Raiders - God, apparently Sevastopol sucks.
4. Springfield Isotopes - Wikipedia has 96 entries for Springfield. Not counting Rick Springfield.
5. Dragasani Dragons - 4-2 with a -24 point differential. When do we get to the weak part of our schedule?
6. Macedonia Marauders - Decent.
7. Orange Blood Nation - Yeah, there's a gap there. Deal.
8. Serbian Head Hunters - Broke a 4 game losing streak. At least they won, unlike the next 3 teams, so they get an extra bump.
9. Sevastopol Wolverines - 1.1 yards per carry isn't going to cut it.
10. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Embarrassing couple of weeks.
11. Dragons Lite - Kept it close.
12. Stalingrad Loyalists - No real good reason.
13. San Antonio Natives - Ouch.
14. Belgrade Blaze - Belgrade Zippo Lighter
15. New Jersey Mafia - At least they won a scrimmage game.
16. Slob-something - At least they... I got nothin'.
Alpha Conference:
1. Sacramento Storm - Get moved up for beating Mildenhall
2. Lisbon Crows - Play a good team, why dontcha?
3. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Lose bad and are still in 3rd.
4. Kharkiv Thrashers - Killed Grondo.
5. Saratov Jokers - I can't believe these guys are 5-1.
6. Grondo Titans - Don't quite suck.
7. Bluegrass Hitmen - Last good team in the conference.
8-12 (Tie). Birmingham Lions, Moscow Meat Whistles, Sevastopol Seamen, Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards, Smashing Skulls - Cluster$%.
13-16. Blech.
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