Warrior General Games

I don't know anything about any of you so I thought we should have a thread for everyone to say a little bit about themselves so that we can become better Southeast Asia AA#4 and friends together.

I am young, attractive, athletic and pretty much hilarious. People like me, like a lot. 4 out of 5 girls would introduce me to their parents and would also consider holding my hand in public. I am sarcastic and uninspired so I have that going for me as well. I enjoy assorted pastas and long walks along moonlit beaches.

4 out of 5 dentists would recommend Crest to me.

That 5th dentist is a moron. Crest Vivid White is the best thing since sliced bread.

I brush the few teeth that I have left with sliced bread. You're a moron if you don't!

I'm the president of Stucknut's fan club.

I am keeping a (now voluminous) list of all posters who use homophobic insults so as to know who shall be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Unfortunately, I don't think the revolution is imminent.

I work in an office.

I'm the sexiest Cat-frog in the United States of America!

I work for the Sports Department of a TV station

I have my own business, Doing consulting and special events for the Auto industry. Which really sucks because most of the dealers are complete douche bags.They are the slowest to pay their bills.

I manscaped this morning and nicked my balls.

Originally posted by Mavooo
I manscaped this morning and nicked my balls.

pics

Originally posted by Porch
Originally posted by Mavooo

I manscaped this morning and nicked my balls.

pics

Just PM Snaza. He'll get them from Rick Blaine, send them to me and I'll post them on the internets.

Ha ha.
I have no job

And Cat-Frog's wife put a toaster in the oven.

Looking for a job right now is pretty hopeless. The economic stimulus package (save the "your mother used my package as a stimulus" jokes, asshats...I'm not reading them) situation is a joke. Piss or get off the pot.

You mother used my package as a stimulus.

Don't worry, I have had a lot of offers (crappy ones), and am looking at working for the state. You'd be surprised how many jobs they have open up every day.

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Sorry, couldn't resist.... Stimulating her