Ok - So, I'm leaving tomorrow for a nice 4 day fishing trip, so this will probably be it till Sunday night...
Bengals (4-1) Vs Raiders (0-5)
The Raiders are the BEST 0-5 team out there, the've had a tough schedule. But, they are still like a used tampon in the trash so far. Unfortunately, The Bengals will win this week.
Bengals 35(57) Raiders 17(31) +1 I shoulda remembered the shootout
Bolts (4-1) Vs Lesbians (1-4)
There is NO reason why the Lesbians can't suck out and beat the bolts. Except I've picked the upset already this week. The Lesbians have given up the halftime scissoring session this week, while the bolts are planning thier victory celebration.
Bolts 42(34) Lesbians 31 (20) +1
Squirrels (4-1) Vs Sidewinders (0-5)
The Sidewinders will keep Nic company in the cellar again, as they will be left slithering back after being trampled by the Squirrels.
Squirrels 48(31) Sidewinders 13(6) +1
Greyhounds (3-2) Vs Cougars (2-3)
This will be a good game, if you like crazy orgies filled with fat chicks. What does that reference too? I dont know, but it sounded good. The greyhounds will keep pace wiht the cougars, and chase them like a fake rabbit.
Greyhounds 54 (35) Cougars 43 (6) +1
Alcoholics (3-2) Vs Lynchberg Lightning (0-5) (Was the Hawks..wtf!)
The Boozers will puke on the lightning, making a horrible hissing sound as they fizzle out. The Hawks/Lighting, threw me off by changing team names, so I will give this win to the Alcoholics
Alcoholics 56(23) Lightning 12(7) +1
"Strap On" Game of the week:
Wildcats (5-0) Vs Naturals (5-0)
Wow...this should be as good as watching a Jenna Jameson on another girl flick! One team will have a shot at being perfect, the other will be looking up a skirt for the rest of the season. Who will it be? Level wise, it looks like the Nat's are ready, but...
Wildcats 27(30) Naturals 23(10) +1
"Out of the Closet" Upset Special:
DONT LET ME DOWN BB!
LUEshis (4-1) Vs Bigga Bois (1-4)
This has upset special written ALL over it. Sorry BB, but I have to put the challange to you. IF you are bigga bois, you WILL rip the heads off the LUEshis and crap down thier neck.
Bigga Bois 27(12) LUEshis 24 (34) -1 of course
"Lick" of the week:
Nation (4-1) Vs Nic (0-5)
WHEN WILL SOMEONE LEAVE THIS CELLAR RACE??? When they play each other, and Nic will be left drinking wall beers with cigarette butts in them.
Nation 93(77) Nic 6(3)
There ya have it - 29-11 so far this year, 1-4 in Upsets. I think I'll be 1-5.
And yes, I still have this avatar. I think it's sticking!
If I dont talk to ya's, have a safe weekend, and drink ALOT of milk for strong bones. Not BONERS Domer, Bones...
Yep..1-5 in upsets. 37-12 So far this year. Have been easy games. If I can, ill try to do game 7, if not...ahve a great weekend.
Bengals (4-1) Vs Raiders (0-5)
The Raiders are the BEST 0-5 team out there, the've had a tough schedule. But, they are still like a used tampon in the trash so far. Unfortunately, The Bengals will win this week.
Bengals 35(57) Raiders 17(31) +1 I shoulda remembered the shootout
Bolts (4-1) Vs Lesbians (1-4)
There is NO reason why the Lesbians can't suck out and beat the bolts. Except I've picked the upset already this week. The Lesbians have given up the halftime scissoring session this week, while the bolts are planning thier victory celebration.
Bolts 42(34) Lesbians 31 (20) +1
Squirrels (4-1) Vs Sidewinders (0-5)
The Sidewinders will keep Nic company in the cellar again, as they will be left slithering back after being trampled by the Squirrels.
Squirrels 48(31) Sidewinders 13(6) +1
Greyhounds (3-2) Vs Cougars (2-3)
This will be a good game, if you like crazy orgies filled with fat chicks. What does that reference too? I dont know, but it sounded good. The greyhounds will keep pace wiht the cougars, and chase them like a fake rabbit.
Greyhounds 54 (35) Cougars 43 (6) +1
Alcoholics (3-2) Vs Lynchberg Lightning (0-5) (Was the Hawks..wtf!)
The Boozers will puke on the lightning, making a horrible hissing sound as they fizzle out. The Hawks/Lighting, threw me off by changing team names, so I will give this win to the Alcoholics
Alcoholics 56(23) Lightning 12(7) +1
"Strap On" Game of the week:
Wildcats (5-0) Vs Naturals (5-0)
Wow...this should be as good as watching a Jenna Jameson on another girl flick! One team will have a shot at being perfect, the other will be looking up a skirt for the rest of the season. Who will it be? Level wise, it looks like the Nat's are ready, but...
Wildcats 27(30) Naturals 23(10) +1
"Out of the Closet" Upset Special:
DONT LET ME DOWN BB!
LUEshis (4-1) Vs Bigga Bois (1-4)
This has upset special written ALL over it. Sorry BB, but I have to put the challange to you. IF you are bigga bois, you WILL rip the heads off the LUEshis and crap down thier neck.
Bigga Bois 27(12) LUEshis 24 (34) -1 of course
"Lick" of the week:
Nation (4-1) Vs Nic (0-5)
WHEN WILL SOMEONE LEAVE THIS CELLAR RACE??? When they play each other, and Nic will be left drinking wall beers with cigarette butts in them.
Nation 93(77) Nic 6(3)
There ya have it - 29-11 so far this year, 1-4 in Upsets. I think I'll be 1-5.
And yes, I still have this avatar. I think it's sticking!
If I dont talk to ya's, have a safe weekend, and drink ALOT of milk for strong bones. Not BONERS Domer, Bones...
Yep..1-5 in upsets. 37-12 So far this year. Have been easy games. If I can, ill try to do game 7, if not...ahve a great weekend.
Last edited Oct 2, 2008 16:04:42