Wow. Just...wow. BOR, easily team of the week for their result. I called up my boy wry after the game and heard 10 straight minutes of cussing. Yikes.
Other news, some team got their first win, some teams stayed perfect, and one team had a vicious cheerleader scandal ruin an otherwise great day.
GOW:
BOR 34 Smokers: 29
Well, hate to say i told you so, but i told you so. BOR had two tough losses, but they came out ready for this game. Nice back and forth game, BOR scores with 1:36 left to take the lead, then intercept Smokers and kick a fG for the final margin.
WOW: BOR for bouncing back and shocking everyone with that win.
SHHH: Anyone within shouting distance of WRY after this one
ONE SHALL FALL:
Hosers 20 Devils 0
Devils hung tough in this one, never letting Dayton break out, but just couldn't crack that D. Dayton once again proved they are they team to beat - only thing that might slow them down is the internal power struggle for control of the team.
Winner: Hoser, for leading team to victory today. And Dayton QB Jamal, 250 and 2 td's.
Can't blame ya: Devils didn't put up a single point, but let's be fair, Hoser is a tough coach.
WE GOT ONE!!!
AAA 17 Terror 13
The game of the century was owned by the Terror until the 4th. D gave way to two td's and that was it. Styxx had called me for some last min help with the game - i of course told him i had no clue how this game worked, i just do writeups. So kudos to him for going it alone and figuring it out.
Winner: Us for witnessing the feel good story of the year
Sorry: Terror for possibly going winless
CLOSE....
CCC 38 Easy 28
Easy a good team, just can't quite get over the hump. Played CCC tight but the infamous "donkeygate" came back to bite them and allowed CCC to pull out the win.
Sexy!:Anyone who saw stud CCC owner on the sideline naked
Huh?:No, really.
SMACK THAT:
Ava 75 Monkeys 3
Monkeys continue to give up too many points as Ava scores 24 in the second quarter and never looked back. Ava one of two undefeated teams no one is talking about....
Better pay attention: Ava has scored 328 points in their last 4 games
Nothing to see here: The monkeys have given up 283 in the same span
WE ARE GOOD ALSO:
Hawks 52 Norseman 6
Hawks the other UTRT (under the radar team...although if i have to explain it i might as well have written it out...and now me explaining it is just wasting time and i have no idea where i was in the writeup...thanks.)
Um...they won. Again. Norseman i think will be better next year, unfortunately do to restructuring that means they will rule Oceania AA#5.
Love: Great new acronym (had to look up that spellings)
Hate: Oceania prepare to be dominated
THEY PLAYED?
Red Lights 76 Sprouts 34
This was actually a tight game to begin with, red lights only led by 7 after first, but 20 unanswered in the second and it was all over with. Neither run game got off the bench as the teams combined for 1029.5 passing. Red Lights move into the 7th spot with this win.
Wow: The passing games. Weren't you paying attention?
Sorry: Anyone involved with what we like to call "pass defense"
I DIDN'T FORGET YOU:
Bastards 62 Franky 21
I really need some more bastards jokes. This is getting sad. Anyway Batsy jumped out to a 24-0 lead and that was that. They are actually not that far out of a playoff spot! Frank competiting but just don't have enough. And i'm aware i misspelled competing i'm just not going to go back and change it.
Winner: Anyone who knows their father.
Loser: Any English majors in the audience
Week 6 in the books. I rock. You don't. Don't sweat it.
I leave you with a story
I had a delivery one day. A double. I stop at the first one, take it upstairs, no tip, go back downstairs, across street to second one, get back in car...
First guy is up on the walkway. Not good.
I stick my head out the window and ask
Me: Everything ok?
Him: Oh yeah (thumbs up) good pizza, good pizza.
then he kinda leans in and is kinda trying to keep quiet.
H: You want a blow job?
Now i was like what the hell i didn't really hear that
M: What??????
H: You want a blow job?
M: No man, i'm good
And got the hell out of there.
True story.
Now i expect you degenerates to try to change the end
Other news, some team got their first win, some teams stayed perfect, and one team had a vicious cheerleader scandal ruin an otherwise great day.
GOW:
BOR 34 Smokers: 29
Well, hate to say i told you so, but i told you so. BOR had two tough losses, but they came out ready for this game. Nice back and forth game, BOR scores with 1:36 left to take the lead, then intercept Smokers and kick a fG for the final margin.
WOW: BOR for bouncing back and shocking everyone with that win.
SHHH: Anyone within shouting distance of WRY after this one
ONE SHALL FALL:
Hosers 20 Devils 0
Devils hung tough in this one, never letting Dayton break out, but just couldn't crack that D. Dayton once again proved they are they team to beat - only thing that might slow them down is the internal power struggle for control of the team.
Winner: Hoser, for leading team to victory today. And Dayton QB Jamal, 250 and 2 td's.
Can't blame ya: Devils didn't put up a single point, but let's be fair, Hoser is a tough coach.
WE GOT ONE!!!
AAA 17 Terror 13
The game of the century was owned by the Terror until the 4th. D gave way to two td's and that was it. Styxx had called me for some last min help with the game - i of course told him i had no clue how this game worked, i just do writeups. So kudos to him for going it alone and figuring it out.
Winner: Us for witnessing the feel good story of the year
Sorry: Terror for possibly going winless
CLOSE....
CCC 38 Easy 28
Easy a good team, just can't quite get over the hump. Played CCC tight but the infamous "donkeygate" came back to bite them and allowed CCC to pull out the win.
Sexy!:Anyone who saw stud CCC owner on the sideline naked
Huh?:No, really.
SMACK THAT:
Ava 75 Monkeys 3
Monkeys continue to give up too many points as Ava scores 24 in the second quarter and never looked back. Ava one of two undefeated teams no one is talking about....
Better pay attention: Ava has scored 328 points in their last 4 games
Nothing to see here: The monkeys have given up 283 in the same span
WE ARE GOOD ALSO:
Hawks 52 Norseman 6
Hawks the other UTRT (under the radar team...although if i have to explain it i might as well have written it out...and now me explaining it is just wasting time and i have no idea where i was in the writeup...thanks.)
Um...they won. Again. Norseman i think will be better next year, unfortunately do to restructuring that means they will rule Oceania AA#5.
Love: Great new acronym (had to look up that spellings)
Hate: Oceania prepare to be dominated
THEY PLAYED?
Red Lights 76 Sprouts 34
This was actually a tight game to begin with, red lights only led by 7 after first, but 20 unanswered in the second and it was all over with. Neither run game got off the bench as the teams combined for 1029.5 passing. Red Lights move into the 7th spot with this win.
Wow: The passing games. Weren't you paying attention?
Sorry: Anyone involved with what we like to call "pass defense"
I DIDN'T FORGET YOU:
Bastards 62 Franky 21
I really need some more bastards jokes. This is getting sad. Anyway Batsy jumped out to a 24-0 lead and that was that. They are actually not that far out of a playoff spot! Frank competiting but just don't have enough. And i'm aware i misspelled competing i'm just not going to go back and change it.
Winner: Anyone who knows their father.
Loser: Any English majors in the audience
Week 6 in the books. I rock. You don't. Don't sweat it.
I leave you with a story
I had a delivery one day. A double. I stop at the first one, take it upstairs, no tip, go back downstairs, across street to second one, get back in car...
First guy is up on the walkway. Not good.
I stick my head out the window and ask
Me: Everything ok?
Him: Oh yeah (thumbs up) good pizza, good pizza.
then he kinda leans in and is kinda trying to keep quiet.
H: You want a blow job?
Now i was like what the hell i didn't really hear that
M: What??????
H: You want a blow job?
M: No man, i'm good
And got the hell out of there.
True story.
Now i expect you degenerates to try to change the end
