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I put too many exlamation marks in the title didn't i? i thought so...oh well...it's my power rankings and i'll do what i want to!!!

Here's a round up of week 4 results...

In Alpha the Celts faced the Pirates of Madrid...(doesn't sound as good as caribean does it!?) and made them walk the plank with a 153-0 victory...i know the gags are getting worse but i'm trying really hard not to repeat any and thats not easy folks!!
PDB massacred the massacre 52-9 and gave them a lesson in rushing with 316yrds on the ground, the Sentinals Blew the storm away (this may have been used before!!!! ) 69-7 and Fish Ball showed that he can clock up the yards wherever he plays with 129.5yrds from 10 carries.
Christiaia Mawled the new boys Foy 49-28 with Tigers HB Hunter Bilo managing 5Td's from 13 carries which is a very impressive ratio!!!
The once impressive Team Liquid struggled against the Glutons 98-0, the Eagles thumped the simpsons 48-7 & the Pigs were slaughtered by the mafia 45-26.

Over in Zeta the Vikings once again went over 50 points with a 119-6 victory over the Spanish Spartans (the spartans were Greek dont ya know...).
In the battle of Fire the Storm came out on top beating the NFLUK team 39-7 in a game of only 4TD's.
In WEAA#2 game of the week the Lyon Demons faced off against the new boys from Rotterdam...although they're not new boys are you narcissus...Drunkenmonkee...?... and the guys behind the Lyon Hippos struck again as they brished aside the Demons 34-17. How did they do it? they stopped Lyons Demon rushing game, reducing them to 28.5yrds, a very impressive feat and one that will no doubt have scouters all over Zeta scrambling for the game tape!
The London Bridges continued their good start to the season with a 38-13 victory over Atlanta, although Londons schedule has been pretty soft and still has a couple of games to go until they face the tougher teams, with a run of Hamburg, Hamburg, Permian, venice, Lyon & Rotterdam...i know the feeling guys we've got the same run a week ahead of you!
Elsewhere the Hamburg Lightning defeated the Keltic Warriors 44-28...although i do have to ask why they've spelt celtic wrong...?...i guess it's easy to confuse celtic with celtic (as in Boston...or Glasgow for the soccer fans/Scottish people) it is still the correct spelling of the celts!
The Romantic Rockstars beat the Hippos (Hungry Hungry not Lyon) 35-0 with a blistering aerial assault, Permian managed to finally record a W with a victory over the German Spartans (not Greek...or Spanish for that matter) and the Cheetahs defeated the awful (and now CPU) Dutch Haaaaaaaaaaaaaze 118-0...i hope they dont manage to recruit a bunch of level 32's before our game tomorrow...i like to stat pad as much as the next guy!!

anyway here's week 4's Power Rankings

1. Rotterdam Cheetahs Record(4-0-0) Ranking(8.92) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 5 ( Up -4 )]
2. Hamburg Firestorm Record(4-0-0) Ranking(8.67) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 1 ( Down -1 )]
3. NFLUK Dover Vikings Record(4-0-0) Ranking(8.58) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 2 ( Down -1 )]
4. Paris Dream Bolts Record(4-0-0) Ranking(8.1) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 4 ( Same )]
5. Aberdeen Angry Scotsmen Record(4-0-0) Ranking(7.94) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 3 ( Down -2 )]
6. Christiania Tigers Record(3-1-0) Ranking(7.42) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 8 ( Up -2 )]
7. Frankfurt Sentinals Record(3-1-0) Ranking(7.2) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 7 ( Same )]
8. Little Italy Goodfellas Record(3-1-0) Ranking(7.06) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 10 ( Up -2 )]
9. Lyon Demons Record(3-1-0) Ranking(6.78) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 6 ( Down -3 )]
10. London Bridges Record(3-1-0) Ranking(6.54) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 9 ( Down -1 )]
11. Paris Gloutons Record(3-1-0) Ranking(6.06) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 11 ( Same )]
12. Venice Romantic Rockstars Record(2-2-0) Ranking(5.49) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 18 ( Up -6 )]
13. Hamburg Lightning Record(2-2-0) Ranking(5.29) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 19 ( Up -6 )]
14. Foy Destroyers Record(2-2-0) Ranking(5.24) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 12 ( Down -2 )]
15. London Avengers Record(2-2-0) Ranking(5.14) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 22 ( Up -7 )]
16. Buckingham Wild Boars Record(2-2-0) Ranking(4.98) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 15 ( Down -1 )]
17. Hungary Hungry Hippos Record(2-2-0) Ranking(4.97) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 14 ( Down -3 )]
18. Arlanda Cheetahs Record(2-2-0) Ranking(4.96) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 21 ( Up -3 )]
19. NFLUK Manchester Fire Record(2-2-0) Ranking(4.91) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 16 ( Down -3 )]
20. Keltic Warriors Record(2-2-0) Ranking(4.76) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 13 ( Down -7 )]
21. Eindhoven Eagles Record(2-2-0) Ranking(4.51) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 24 ( Up -3 )]
22. Berlin Storm Record(1-3-0) Ranking(4.27) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 17 ( Down -5 )]
23. Permian Panthers Record(1-3-0) Ranking(3.9) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 27 ( Up -4 )]
24. Dublin Boghoppers Record(1-3-0) Ranking(3.62) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 20 ( Down -4 )]
25. Brussels Massacre Record(1-3-0) Ranking(3.37) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 25 ( Same )]
26. Omaha Beach Blackshirts Record(1-3-0) Ranking(2.79) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 23 ( Down -3 )]
27. Berlin Spartans Record(1-3-0) Ranking(2.68) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 26 ( Down -1 )]
28. Atlanta Conchords Record(0-4-0) Ranking(1.76) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 28 ( Same )]
29. Madrid Spartans Record(0-4-0) Ranking(1.25) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 31 ( Up -2 )]
30. Madrid Pirates Record(0-4-0) Ranking(1.17) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 32 ( Up -2 )]
31. Team Liquid Record(0-4-0) Ranking(1.12) - Alpha Conference [Last Week Rank - 29 ( Down -2 )]
32. Dutch Haaaaze Record(0-4-0) Ranking(0.52) - Zeta Conference [Last Week Rank - 30 ( Down -2 )]

Great work once again Phisch .

Nice work, Phisch. Excellent read.

Good writeup. I do believe that without the last 2 minutes of our game it was quite close. Still good win for Rotterdam but I definitely think they are within our grasp.

Nice

got to love your write ups Phisch, good job

Vikes have got a tough run after this week - gonna be a tough 5 game stretch.

Originally posted by teelo1
Vikes have got a tough run after this week - gonna be a tough 5 game stretch.

Jip...looking forward to this game.

Will be hard to come out with another surprise win over you guys like we did last year but we will try.

Even harder as I am currently on vacation and can't prepare my team as usual.

But this is no excuse in advance!!
We will be ready and fight hard.

Thanks phisch ... great writeup.

great write up phish!

PFT!

Come on!

Get real! - We're definately not the worst team in this conference!

Dutch Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(yawn)aaaaze ftw!

Well, GO ROTTERDAM!

The Haze appears to have gone slow-build, so stat-padding is still on. (apologies, Lamba).

Great work again though Phish.

Well, to be honest I was expecting to get a team in some bottom division, so all the guys with high level players are gone elsewhere, as they suspected I'd get a team with lvl 13 cap.

So it's down to build. Not 100% slowbuild, just without boosting. I'm a student, not a millionaire!

by the way: The season is a complete success if we can just get 1 point.

I don't care how, I don't care who it's against. But if we get one single little stinking point, we're a success.

A sack or 2 would be a compliment as well... As well as losing with less than 150 points.

Well, to be honest I'm kind of proud of my boys.

They didn't lose more than the scoreboard can write, and that itself is a small success.

Next goal is losing with less than 200 points, then less than 150 and then to make a point ourselves.

GO HAZE! (Until we come up with another and better name...)