Warrior General Games

On the loss against the Thunder Bay Reapers:

"Wow, we need some offense. I mean, we scored 3 field goals. We turned the ball over 5 times, and a few times we turned it over near our goalline (blitz... sorry, had to do that). They had 140 more yards than us. And our leading receiver had a grand total of 0.5 yards. But we should've done more defensively. Now this game, we'll be facing the best passer in the league. I'm psyched to see what we can do to thwart him."

On the loss against the Moose Jaw Fightin' Hobos:

"Wow, I can't believe it. I let in two touchdowns. One was even a 60 yarder. That loss was definitely a lot of my fault. But it would help to score more than 2 field goals. Maybe score a TD or two? That would be nice. I mean, at least I got one pick. Anyways, we all sucked up that game. But then again, that team only lost twice, and their pretty much the best team in our conference. We got to get back in shape today against the Pirates, and we should win this game... if we score a freaking touchdown."

On the loss against the Spokane Angry Pirates:

"I'm speechless."

haha i like the pic of Dante Jones

Thanks man, I was trying to do something origional. I might add a jersey for the torso soon.

On the loss against the USAORG Border Jumpers...

Oh wait, upon entering the Storm locker room, Dante's locker is completely trashed up. All of the pieces of paper taped to the sides are crumpled up or torn, the caps are off of the Propels and scattered across the room, and his game jersey is torn in half. The gloves are conveniently placed so that one finger on each glove is sticking up. Apparently he wasn't in the mood for talking after the one point loss and a missed extra point.

On the win against the Saskatoon Sooners:

"Finally we win a game. And in convincing fashion too. 69-0. Yeah. Our defense really stepped up. They had -14 rushing yards, and only about 50 passing yards. That's domination. Our passing game finally started... who am I kidding? These guys sucked. We should've beaten them. Well at leat we're still in the playoff run. We just gotta win this final game against the Warpigs. I guarentee a win and a playoff birth."

On the win against the Collinsville Warpigs:

"YESSSSSS! We're in the playoffs baby! Of course, this wouldn't have happened without cooperation from our good friends, the Labradore Receivers. Thank you guys. *Applause* Alright. So this game was a must-win, and we won it with great running and good passing. Jamal-Jones Williams is a freaking beast and the workhorse who carried us on his back. And the defense really came to play as well. Matt McCay had 2 sacks and 2 tackles for a loss. The linebackers were solid. Just the DBs didn't play as good as we should have. But anyways, if we don't turn the ball over and we have decent special teams, we should beat our playoff nemesis."

lol lol lol

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I'll take this over for our previous win 251-0, as Dante is on vacation.

"We just squeaked one out today. I had 8 tackles, 5 hurries, 2 sacks, 6 forced fumbles. Probably one of the best games ever, but too bad it wasn't against a legitimate team. Ill keep up my good statistical games, and so will the rest of our team. We're coming for you Kensington Kings, good luck next game."

No where near as good at trash talking as Dante, but I figured I'd throw it up there to support my team. Go Storm.