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Here it is!

Palau Pride 66 Vs Oklahoma Bears 10
After being voted the game of the week, the Pride dismantled the Bears. The Pride made a statement today folks. The Pride took 2 INTs to the house! 2 pick six's were only one reason the Pride defeated the Bears. Smash Taylor continued his fine season rushing for 128 yards and a touchdown. The Bears defense were left out to dry by a lackluster effort by their offense. The Bears defense had trouble getting off the field, barring quick scores by the Pride! The Pride the Cobras next, which should be another good game. And the Bears will play the Papeete Pirate Pandas and they should get right back on track.

Papau New Guinea Cannibals 149 Vs Milwaukee Mayhem 0
Papau flexed their muscles in this game and crushed the Mayhem. Papau over 1,000 yards total offense! Hard to keep a team under 3 digits with that kind of output! Gunner Moschetti 19/26 452 yrds, and 7 touchdowns....phenomenal day. While Jim Vike and Boss Johnson each had unbelievable days running the ball. The only bright spot for the Mayhem had to be Tony higgins (10 catches for 70.5 yards). He seemed to be in the minority of players who didn't give up in the second half. The Cannibals play the Seattle Stealth in what should be a gimmee, and the Mayhem have another tough game against the Players Club.

Sacramento gunslingers 84 Vs. Oregon Vipers 3
Sacramento spanked the Vipers with a vicious rushing attack. Sacramento again relied heavily upon their rushing attack to get the job done. As a whole, Sacramento averaged 8.1 yards per carry, and scored 7 touchdowns on the ground! Sacramento's defense kept the Vipers in the negative for rushing yards. Bright spot for the Vipers is their kicker, El Wappo, nailed a 30 yard field goal. Take it where you can get it I guess...The Gunslingers have the Tonga Havoc next, and the Vipers will look to continue padding stats for their next opponent, the Gold Coast Marauders.

Sacramento Skidmarks 48 Vs. Papeete Pirate Pandas 14
The Skidmarks picked up a much needed victory to keep some playoff hopes alive. Mig Shandro had a decent day rushing for 107.5 yards and 4 touchdowns, and Chris Shandro led the way with 288 yards and 2 touchdowns. There was a sighting of the Papeete Pirate Panda defense, they returned a fumble 77 yards for a touchdown. they weren't seen again for the rest of the game...The Skidmarks play the Buckeyes, and the Pandas play the OOOOOOOOOOklahomaaaaaaaaa Bears!

EC Express 37 Vs. Tonga Havoc 31
This game came down to the very end and could have went either way. The Havoc's Martin Shields had a decent day on the ground with 80.5 yards and a touchdown. While the Express defense was lead by Michael Speed with 15 tackles and 5 passes defensed. Michael Speed also leads the league in tackles with 50 tackles on the season thus far. On the play of the game, Mac James pass to Quickie Quirk up the left side[forced fumble: Robin Pedranti], fumbled , recovered by Michael Slobberknocker, PAT made by Shwetty Ballz [TD] (65 yd return). The Express take on the lowly Tsunami, and the Havoc get the Gunslingers.

Cook Island Cobras 64 Vs. Seattle Stealth 17
Andre Carr had a day to remember while returning a punt and two kickoffs for touchdowns! Cook Islands o-line also got the job done as their QB had time to throw and their runningbacks had lanes to run in. The Stealth's Shotgun Red and Dav McGraw seem to have developed some chemistry as they connected 13 times for 101 yards and a touchdown. The Cobras will look to challenge the Pride...which should be considered a contender at least for matchup of the week. The Stealth get the Cannibals....or the shaft...whichever you prefer!

Gold Coast Marauders 47 Vs Dayton buckeyes 24
the Marauders got up early in this one and never looked back! E George led the way for the Marauders with 266 yards rushing and 3 touchdowns. while Dayton's Crap your Pants had a good day (4 rec for 99 yards and 1 TD), he certainly has appeared to have slowed up some from his early season play. Gold coast should beat the Vipers next, and the buckeyes will take on the skidmarks in what could be a very good game.

Playboy Players club 149 Vs. Suva Tsunami 0
What can you say? A strong showing against a team vying for relegation. 793.5 yards through the air by Gneiss Pass is surely impressive, as well as 4 receivers going for over 100 yards! Playboy's defense also dominated with 3 INT's and 10 sacks. Suva Tsunami's Allan Pendleton punted 21 times for 539 yards and a 25.7 yard average. In his defense, his leg is about to fall off. Maybe stamina was an issue for him? Maybe the Tsunami should bring in a backup to split time with him...who knows...The Tsunami get the Express, and the Players Club will play the Mayhem.

Lets keep the posts coming...these reports are getting tougher and tougher to find the time to do...so it is at least fun to see everyone get some enjoyment out of them.

Game of the week....

Cook island Cobras Vs. Palau Pride
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Sacramento Gunslingers Vs. Tonga Havoc
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Sacramento skidmarks Vs. Dayton Buckeyes

Have fun!
 
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Thanks for taking the time....what is making this more difficult for you is the fact that there are only one or two games worth writing about each week. I can't wait until week 5 when we should have a good game against the Pride. Hell, my team forum is dead since there is nothing to talk about right now unless we just want to pat ourselves on the back for beating up on rebuilding teams.

I'm looking forward to seeing Cook Island vs Palau this week.
 
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Nice work - I was surprised by the Palau/Oklahoma outcome. We know Palau is good, they've been good since they formed but 66-10 is an ass kicking of the highest magnitude. Sorry Oklahoma - ouch. Congrats as well to EC; Tonga has to be feeling the heat right now at 0-3.

Palau vs CIC - Game of the week IMO.
 
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thanks for doing this. it actually gives the league a life of its own. palau really looks powerful.
 
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Originally posted by mmjio

Game of the week....

Cook island Cobras Vs. Palau Pride


Yes
 
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More to come from Palau...
 
mmjio
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Originally posted by jdros13
Thanks for taking the time....what is making this more difficult for you is the fact that there are only one or two games worth writing about each week. I can't wait until week 5 when we should have a good game against the Pride. Hell, my team forum is dead since there is nothing to talk about right now unless we just want to pat ourselves on the back for beating up on rebuilding teams.

I'm looking forward to seeing Cook Island vs Palau this week.


What makes it more difficult is my "real life" workload has gotten a bit more demanding...lol also, the last thing I want is for this report to get repetitive, sometimes it is getting hard to do...there is only so many ways to describe blowouts...lol But mostly just getting busy at work...
 
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Originally posted by xcoach2
Nice work - I was surprised by the Palau/Oklahoma outcome. We know Palau is good, they've been good since they formed but 66-10 is an ass kicking of the highest magnitude. Sorry Oklahoma - ouch. Congrats as well to EC; Tonga has to be feeling the heat right now at 0-3.

Palau vs CIC - Game of the week IMO.


Thanks for the props...don't kid yourself, that Havoc team is a very good team still. I think Tonga may still make the playoffs...they did have a brutal early schedule! Papau New Guinea, Playboys Players Club, and *cough* EC Express *cough*.
 
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Originally posted by DrewRyan


 
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I appreciate the votes of confidence that the Palau vs. CI game will be match-up of the week. I hope we can play a good, exciting game for everyone, and not get our asses handed to us.

Yeah it does suck to only have 1 maybe 2 great match-ups every week, but IMO a team restructure will not solve the problem of teams being gutted. It would be right back to the way it was after 1 season. The only way Bort can possibly put an end to it would be to cap every league with a high and a low end.

mmjio enjoy the write-up as always
 


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