Better start game planning early. Don't expect to roll into our stadium unprepared and walk away victorious.
We want nothing but the best. Don't hold back. We don't want to hear any lame ass excuses as to why you suffered such a horrific defeat.
Just try not to get too upset when you go home with another loss added to your record. I just don't think you guys can handle the talent we possess.
Let me give you some pointers ...
Smash Armstrong needs to be double teamed ...he alone will eat your offensive line all by himself.
Catch Armstrong is by far the best WR your team has yet to play. Be afraid, be very afraid!
When I can convince Gus Armstrong to stop using ethanol he'll throw some hellacious blocks and make your LB's look stupid. Unfortunately he's too environmental friendly, so I doubt you'll see much explosive action out of him.
Watch out for Smack Armstrong, he's more than eager to snatch up some of those balls your QB plans on sending towards him. Better yet, feel free to send them towards him. He needs some excitement.
It's time to show this league if you have what it takes to make it to the play offs. Sad to say, I don't think you have it this season or the next for that matter.
We want nothing but the best. Don't hold back. We don't want to hear any lame ass excuses as to why you suffered such a horrific defeat.
Just try not to get too upset when you go home with another loss added to your record. I just don't think you guys can handle the talent we possess.
Let me give you some pointers ...
Smash Armstrong needs to be double teamed ...he alone will eat your offensive line all by himself.
Catch Armstrong is by far the best WR your team has yet to play. Be afraid, be very afraid!
When I can convince Gus Armstrong to stop using ethanol he'll throw some hellacious blocks and make your LB's look stupid. Unfortunately he's too environmental friendly, so I doubt you'll see much explosive action out of him.
Watch out for Smack Armstrong, he's more than eager to snatch up some of those balls your QB plans on sending towards him. Better yet, feel free to send them towards him. He needs some excitement.
It's time to show this league if you have what it takes to make it to the play offs. Sad to say, I don't think you have it this season or the next for that matter.