Hello everyone I'm the agent of Stafon Johnson or as you guys call him staff-infection and I called this press conference to tell you guys to kiss my ass you haters. All hornets was trying to do was have a little fun and you guys ripped on him. Canada is full of stuck up assholes and over the course of the season I will dominate your defenses if i get the ball 15 times a game
now i will be taking questions
now i will be taking questions