Alpha Game of the Week
Black Country Knights vs Itallian Stallions
Finally these teams have to play a real game. I think the winner of this game is a top 2 seed the loser 3-4. Everyone looking at this matchup thinks the Stallions will win except for BC. guess what. Everyone but, BC is correct.
Stallians 27-16
London Aces vs Davenport Tigers
Remember back when London was a doormat for everyone in Alpha? Not anymore. They are a legitimate top 5 team and look to go 3-0 against a pitiful Davenport team. Aces 56-3
Minot Defenders vs Maranello Enzos
I'm still not sure who Minot use to be but, they are a playoff team. With the lack of quality teams in Alpha so is Maranello. Minot 41-10
Belfast Defiance vs SFPBs
Another team I have no clue who they are. All I know is they are 2-0 and about to be 3-0. Belfast 106-0
Hattgenstein vols vs Jellystone Park Bruins
At last the Vols get a cupcake to get their guys in the running for end of season awards. After beating 2 of the top5 Alpha teams like they stole something the Vols get the lowly Bruins to beat up on. Vols 1,000,000-0
Dublin Anarchists vs Reykjavik Vikings
The Anarchists like the Armada believed they would have a shot against the high powered Vols. And just like the Armada they got whipped and also like the Armada they will destroy the next opponent in their path. Sorry Vikings
Dublin 88-6
Flying Monkeeh Armada vs Messina Blazers
Not a good matchup. Armada 101-3
Sinsheim McAirs vs Irish Car Bombers
The McAirs could have a winning record for the 1st time ever. Here's pulling for them. Sinsheim 21-17
Rome Poison vs London Pounds
the Rome offense has to be wore out from scoring so much against Trojan. London has a shot here. Not a good one but, they do have one. Rome 35-20
Denmark Destruction vs Mannheim Jaguars
Gpak as we all know has talked some big talk for the Destruction. they finally play a good team. time for them to back the talk up. Jags 28-27
Helsinki Crabs vs MOW
The men of war are of to a confusing start. Their roster looks competitive but, they aren't. helsinki 54-21
Polk High Panthers vs Trojan Magnums
my new favorite to win Zeta. Panthers 254-0
Zeta game of the week
Eastwick Savages vs Dublin Shamrocks
Congrats Eastwick. You will make the playoffs this season but, you won't beat dublin. Shamrocks 31-24
zeta Stinker of the week
Milano Xela vs Brasillia Rockets
Xela 3-0
Chernobyl Neutrons vs Tilburg Lightning
Watch out Neutrons. tilburg is out for blood after Polk slapped them around like little girls. Tilburg 56-17
Monte carlo maniacs vs Siena Il Palio
Palio by a FG 13-10
Please do me a foavor and play some competitive games this time.
Black Country Knights vs Itallian Stallions
Finally these teams have to play a real game. I think the winner of this game is a top 2 seed the loser 3-4. Everyone looking at this matchup thinks the Stallions will win except for BC. guess what. Everyone but, BC is correct.
Stallians 27-16
London Aces vs Davenport Tigers
Remember back when London was a doormat for everyone in Alpha? Not anymore. They are a legitimate top 5 team and look to go 3-0 against a pitiful Davenport team. Aces 56-3
Minot Defenders vs Maranello Enzos
I'm still not sure who Minot use to be but, they are a playoff team. With the lack of quality teams in Alpha so is Maranello. Minot 41-10
Belfast Defiance vs SFPBs
Another team I have no clue who they are. All I know is they are 2-0 and about to be 3-0. Belfast 106-0
Hattgenstein vols vs Jellystone Park Bruins
At last the Vols get a cupcake to get their guys in the running for end of season awards. After beating 2 of the top5 Alpha teams like they stole something the Vols get the lowly Bruins to beat up on. Vols 1,000,000-0
Dublin Anarchists vs Reykjavik Vikings
The Anarchists like the Armada believed they would have a shot against the high powered Vols. And just like the Armada they got whipped and also like the Armada they will destroy the next opponent in their path. Sorry Vikings
Dublin 88-6
Flying Monkeeh Armada vs Messina Blazers
Not a good matchup. Armada 101-3
Sinsheim McAirs vs Irish Car Bombers
The McAirs could have a winning record for the 1st time ever. Here's pulling for them. Sinsheim 21-17
Rome Poison vs London Pounds
the Rome offense has to be wore out from scoring so much against Trojan. London has a shot here. Not a good one but, they do have one. Rome 35-20
Denmark Destruction vs Mannheim Jaguars
Gpak as we all know has talked some big talk for the Destruction. they finally play a good team. time for them to back the talk up. Jags 28-27
Helsinki Crabs vs MOW
The men of war are of to a confusing start. Their roster looks competitive but, they aren't. helsinki 54-21
Polk High Panthers vs Trojan Magnums
my new favorite to win Zeta. Panthers 254-0
Zeta game of the week
Eastwick Savages vs Dublin Shamrocks
Congrats Eastwick. You will make the playoffs this season but, you won't beat dublin. Shamrocks 31-24
zeta Stinker of the week
Milano Xela vs Brasillia Rockets
Xela 3-0
Chernobyl Neutrons vs Tilburg Lightning
Watch out Neutrons. tilburg is out for blood after Polk slapped them around like little girls. Tilburg 56-17
Monte carlo maniacs vs Siena Il Palio
Palio by a FG 13-10
Please do me a foavor and play some competitive games this time.




...no really, I think all of us do, heck of a job you do with a punch line almost for every game...thanks for the time, good job !
























