Warrior General Games

5-3 last week. Better than pulling down a chicks pants and finding out she's a tranny.....

Wildcats (1-0) Vs Sidewinders (0-1)

After getting beat by a bunch of drunks, will the trouser trouts (sorry, sidewinders) be able to swallow the 'cats?
I don't think so - it may be another long game.

Wildcats 45 (56) Sidewinders 30 (0) +1

Alcoholics (1-0) Vs Bolts (1-0)

I'd say the Alcoholics need to go back to AA after thier outstanding defensive performance last week, it was unbelievable but they left thier empty 5ths in the endzone. The league is investigating. Even though the Bolts are 1-0, the did only beat the LUElinks. Alcoholics will win this game, but it may end up being close if they cut booze sales at halftime.

Alcoholics 35 (20) Bolts 31 (24) -1 (OOPS SORRY )

Bengals (1-0) Vs LUElinks (0-1)

The Bengals will be all over the LUEshis like a bad porno. There will be moans and groans, but this will be more like S&M than pleasure. The LUEshis will be back and blue, and not be satisfied after this.

Bengals 45 (13) LUEshis 28 (35) -1

Greyhounds (0-1) Vs Hawks (0-1)

The Greyhounds, being left unsatisfied in week 1, will be like a dog in heat humping a leg. The leg will be the Hawks, and the friction will tear off the Hawks feathers. Greyhounds big in this matchup.

Greyhounds 35 (51) Hawks 14 (0) +1

Raiders (0-1) Vs Nation (0-1)

The Battle of the black and silver - who will hold the honor of the colors? This newly formed rivelry will be interesting. Interesting as getting a BJ through a glory hole - you just dont know whats on the other side, and frankly dont want to know. Nation will dominate.

Nation 35 (62) Raiders 18 (28) +1



"Out of the closet" Upset of the week:

Naturals (1-0) Vs Lesbians (1-0)

The Lesbians undefeated? I would say it won't continue, but my agent really does not need his kneecaps broken. Will it be a close game? I think these teams will know each other very well after this game, like two dogs sniffing each others ass - at the same time. So, fearing for my career, I will pick the upset on this game.

Lesbians 41 (23) Naturals 34 (33) -1

"Strap On" Game of the week:

Squirrels (1-0) Vs Bigga Bois (1-0)

Wow, this should be another fantastic matchup. But, the BB should eat the Squirrels nuts and spit them out because they are so small. The only chance would be if the squirrels act all hampster like and crawl up the BB asses - But I dont think it will happen this week. Sorry Squirrels, I think your undefeated season is over.

BB 27 (13) Squirrels 24 (20) Boo! -1

The BIG LICK of the week:

Cougars (0-1) Vs Nic (0-1)

After disappointing me last week, I've met with the Cougars wives - all of them - at the same time. We partied like it was 1999, piled in my Little Red Corvette, and watched little Nicky Grind in the Purple Rain. They then put a Raseberry Beret on me, and went Delerious as the Dove's Cried......Holy Crap... Enough of the Prince references - I don't have much to say about the game.

Cougars 92 (62) Nic 3 (7) +1



Good luck all - I predict I WONT have a perfect record this week, but I'll settle for mediocracy.

EDIT -4-4 this week. Props to LUElinks and Squirrels for proving me wrong. And thank you to ME for fumbling on a should have been TD against the Naturals!

Interesting, as usual...

naturals look forward to the challenge

Good shit again Von D!

Wise move on the upset pick lol

hmm we are the new guys and were already considered top dogs? damn reputation to hold up now. We'll find alot out about our team tomorrow good luck lesbians. (that felt so weird to type.)

aww come on give our defense a little more credit maybe more like 27-20

Cant do that Cactus, sorry I hope it's that high of a score, I may have a chance to score....Unless I get benched again for putting bengay in the jockstraps again...Anyhoo...you guys look to be a very tough team this year.

You bettter pick the Lesbians to win each week man also your lucky we are allowing you to pick the Lesbians opponents to score when we could easly cut you if you do not say we shut them out.

Originally posted by KChopeful
You bettter pick the Lesbians to win each week man also your lucky we are allowing you to pick the Lesbians opponents to score when we could easly cut you if you do not say we shut them out.

eh, not to sure about that one....

Originally posted by Dolphan9954
hmm we are the new guys and were already considered top dogs? damn reputation to hold up now. We'll find alot out about our team tomorrow good luck lesbians. (that felt so weird to type.)

don't you know? The Lesbians are piece of shit team according to the majority of this league, if we win, totally an upset

Hope they dont beat me to bad..

I think i've got to get the software to predict...nah this is more fun.

Originally posted by Legirard Von Drarigel


Bengals (1-0) Vs LUElinks (0-1)

The Bengals will be all over the LUEshis like a bad porno. There will be moans and groans, but this will be more like S&M than pleasure. The LUEshis will be back and blue, and not be satisfied after this.

Bengals 45 (13) LUEshis 28 (35) -1



The LUEshis are quite satisfied

Haha, i'd be too if I were you. Damn you all for f*ing up my predictions!

The Austin team moved up last season from BBB, they didn't drop down from AA. I don't even understand where you would come up with that idea, they were a playoff team last season. Also, the Bolts won that game, and you marked it as an Austin win. So much for the Bolts "only beat the LUElinks."