This week looks to start of hairy already. Lots of blood will be shed on the field:
Oklahoma Vs Farkistan
Looks to be a nice tight game. I think the Squirrels will tuck the ball and run like they need to hide thier nuts for the winter. The Hawks will try to keep up, but thier wings will be clipped.
Squirrels 34 Hawks 21 (actual Squirrels 44 Hawks 14) +1
Hammond Vs Oakland
This will be a very, very close one. Both teams come in ready to win this season. I am going to go with Oakland, only because there has to be one Oakland team that will win this week, and it isnt the NFL Raiders.
Oakland 21 Hammond 17 (actual Oakland 0 Hammond 16) -1 oops! Ah well...
Kingston Vs Austin
Kingston will rub Austin the wrong way this week. Austin will make passes that will connect. Sidewinders will try, but end up on the short end of the tampon.
Alcoholics 35 Kingston 30 (austin 72 Kingston 23)
Auckland Vs NW Arkansas
This one is a Natural. Arkansas will tear up Auckland like a vibrator in butter.
Naturals 62 Raiders 10 (Naturals 68 Raiders 14)
Laredo Vs Tampa Bay
The Greyhounds look to be improved this season, as well as the Lesbians do. The Greyhounds smell blood in this one, unfortunately for them, the smell will be trailing from the Lesbians. The Greyhounds won't be able to catch up.
Lesbians 45 Greyhounds 34 (Lesbians 30 Greyhounds 26)
"Out of the closet" Upset of the week:
Texas vs Houston
Bigga Bois may be upset in this game. Why? One word. Cougar. Not the football team, but I've heard the Houston mom's are planning on seducing the entire Texas team the night before to give Houston a slight edge on game day.
Cougars 42 Bigga Bois 41 (cougars 13 BB 39) Got 1 score ok
"Strap On" Game of the week:
San Diego Vs LUElinks
2 evenly matched teams. It will be like watching 2 blonds go at it - it'll be fun to watch, but you won't care which one will end up on top. This will be the first tie of the year.
Bolts 24 LUEshis 24 (Close! Bolts 30 LUE 20)
The BIG LICK of the week:
Twin Cities Vs Nic
Wildcats are going to gobble up Nic Cage and spit them out. No pun inteded. It wont even take 69 seconds for the Wildcats to score. Yes, I meant 69.
Wildcats 97 Nic 3 (Wildcats 118 Nic 0)
Have fun! If you like this, I will try more. If not, I still might.
Oklahoma Vs Farkistan
Looks to be a nice tight game. I think the Squirrels will tuck the ball and run like they need to hide thier nuts for the winter. The Hawks will try to keep up, but thier wings will be clipped.
Squirrels 34 Hawks 21 (actual Squirrels 44 Hawks 14) +1
Hammond Vs Oakland
This will be a very, very close one. Both teams come in ready to win this season. I am going to go with Oakland, only because there has to be one Oakland team that will win this week, and it isnt the NFL Raiders.
Oakland 21 Hammond 17 (actual Oakland 0 Hammond 16) -1 oops! Ah well...
Kingston Vs Austin
Kingston will rub Austin the wrong way this week. Austin will make passes that will connect. Sidewinders will try, but end up on the short end of the tampon.
Alcoholics 35 Kingston 30 (austin 72 Kingston 23)
Auckland Vs NW Arkansas
This one is a Natural. Arkansas will tear up Auckland like a vibrator in butter.
Naturals 62 Raiders 10 (Naturals 68 Raiders 14)
Laredo Vs Tampa Bay
The Greyhounds look to be improved this season, as well as the Lesbians do. The Greyhounds smell blood in this one, unfortunately for them, the smell will be trailing from the Lesbians. The Greyhounds won't be able to catch up.
Lesbians 45 Greyhounds 34 (Lesbians 30 Greyhounds 26)
"Out of the closet" Upset of the week:
Texas vs Houston
Bigga Bois may be upset in this game. Why? One word. Cougar. Not the football team, but I've heard the Houston mom's are planning on seducing the entire Texas team the night before to give Houston a slight edge on game day.
Cougars 42 Bigga Bois 41 (cougars 13 BB 39) Got 1 score ok
"Strap On" Game of the week:
San Diego Vs LUElinks
2 evenly matched teams. It will be like watching 2 blonds go at it - it'll be fun to watch, but you won't care which one will end up on top. This will be the first tie of the year.
Bolts 24 LUEshis 24 (Close! Bolts 30 LUE 20)
The BIG LICK of the week:
Twin Cities Vs Nic
Wildcats are going to gobble up Nic Cage and spit them out. No pun inteded. It wont even take 69 seconds for the Wildcats to score. Yes, I meant 69.
Wildcats 97 Nic 3 (Wildcats 118 Nic 0)
Have fun! If you like this, I will try more. If not, I still might.
Last edited Sep 22, 2008 15:54:50
