My name is Spaceman Africa. I have signed on to play SS for MaRAWK!!o. I was attracted to this team for a number of reasons, but the most important one was knocking your teeth out. Fortunately for the starters on your offense, I'm a back up.
Since you are going to be spending so much time wondering what truck just ran over you, I thought I would give you some information about myself:
Player Link: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=501292
Favorite Music: Anything that seriously rawks (that is another reason I signed with this team, but did I mention I collect teeth? I'll show you my necklace sometime over milkshake, which you will be drinking since you won't have any teeth). Right now I have to admit that Airbourne is really rawking, but my all timers are probably Anthrax (with john bush), AC/DC, Halford, Dickinson and Metallica (all of it)
Favorite Movie: The Punisher, I never saw it, but I feel like me and that guy have a mental connection. He would probably be interesting to talk to if you could understand him after I knocked all of his teeth out. Even that guy knows better than to come across the middle. He better hope he is a starter.
Favorite Food: Anybody with a football.
Marital Status: Restraining order, she used to have nice teeth.
Favorite Animal: elephant, with a shark on its back. I think that thing would be tough to handle, and I like that in an animal. Plus, I could get a lot of teeth from that shark and another couple of tusks would look pretty cool on my necklace.
Hobbies: sitting near the ocean with a cocktail in my hand.
Favorite Cocktail: rum and coke, your tears.
Feel free to send me more questions if you have them. Like I said, assuming you are second string, you will probably be spending time wondering about me in the pretty near future and I want to help.
Since you are going to be spending so much time wondering what truck just ran over you, I thought I would give you some information about myself:
Player Link: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=501292
Favorite Music: Anything that seriously rawks (that is another reason I signed with this team, but did I mention I collect teeth? I'll show you my necklace sometime over milkshake, which you will be drinking since you won't have any teeth). Right now I have to admit that Airbourne is really rawking, but my all timers are probably Anthrax (with john bush), AC/DC, Halford, Dickinson and Metallica (all of it)
Favorite Movie: The Punisher, I never saw it, but I feel like me and that guy have a mental connection. He would probably be interesting to talk to if you could understand him after I knocked all of his teeth out. Even that guy knows better than to come across the middle. He better hope he is a starter.
Favorite Food: Anybody with a football.
Marital Status: Restraining order, she used to have nice teeth.
Favorite Animal: elephant, with a shark on its back. I think that thing would be tough to handle, and I like that in an animal. Plus, I could get a lot of teeth from that shark and another couple of tusks would look pretty cool on my necklace.
Hobbies: sitting near the ocean with a cocktail in my hand.
Favorite Cocktail: rum and coke, your tears.
Feel free to send me more questions if you have them. Like I said, assuming you are second string, you will probably be spending time wondering about me in the pretty near future and I want to help.
