Look for Jmarter's post for the Alpha predictions, you can find it here:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1067679
I'll be using the same scientific standards as I used last year, relying on equal parts kegerator and bong as the magic formula. If you happen to have extra weed and are in Socal stop on by, it looks like it's resin here soon.
Also I know we have some teams that just aren't ready to compete in the league this season. Instead of predicting 200 points, I will spare some feelings and max my spreads at 35 points. So even if I think your team will lose by triple digits, I will not ridicule your pain and anguish(publicly)
Singapore Flames at Thung Yai Tigers:
The real meaning of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is revealed when Thung Yai crumples in the corner, their "dragons" receding back into their abdominal cavities as Singapore stomps them down gangster style. FLAMES by 20
Midway Maulers at the Pretenders:
The Maulers leave their island to go rock out to Back on the Chain Gang, only to learn that it is they who are stuck in the Middle of the Road. Don't get me Wrong, they have a chance to win, but in the end of the day they will not be the Talk of the Town. PRETENDERS by 7
Manila Envelopes at The Elephant Riders:
The Envelopes have made some strides in the offseason, but I expect them to mail this one in. With so many capable teams in Zeta all vying for a home playoff game, the Elephant Riders will do what it takes to get the job done. ELEPHANT RIDERS by 24
SBI Waves at Bangkok Blue Demons:
Herb Dawg has his South Bend Waves good enough to win some games this year, but this will not be one of them. Hope you have some whiskey nearby Herb, cause this could get savage. BLUE DEMONS by 28
Thailand Cheap Toys at Garut Fire Horses:
I expect Garut to do a lot better this year, and they might have a shot this game if they get lucky and play smart. But the Cheap Toys are a wily bunch, and a win is well within their reach. CHEAP TOYS by 13
San Fran Gold Rush at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads:
This is the Zeta game of the week, and will have implications later on. Both of these teams are tough, and any team in the league would count themselves glad and lucky to claim a victory over either of them. My head is telling me to go with San Fran, but my gut is rumbling for an upset. I'm going to rock out to the Metalheads' tune. METALHEADS by 3
Davao Destructobots at Kapres Smoking Giants:
They should rename the team the SLEEPING Giants, someone is asleep at the wheel. Davao will have a good time dismantling these guys. DESTRUCTOBOTS BY 35
Jakarta Jack Hammers at Da Nang Yellow Jackets:
Under new management, this should be a great first game for the Jack Hammers, they should pound this team handily and hopefully build up some momentum for the games to come. It will be a rough year rebuilding, so enjoy the victories when you can. JACK HAMMERS by 35
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1067679
I'll be using the same scientific standards as I used last year, relying on equal parts kegerator and bong as the magic formula. If you happen to have extra weed and are in Socal stop on by, it looks like it's resin here soon.

Also I know we have some teams that just aren't ready to compete in the league this season. Instead of predicting 200 points, I will spare some feelings and max my spreads at 35 points. So even if I think your team will lose by triple digits, I will not ridicule your pain and anguish(publicly)

Singapore Flames at Thung Yai Tigers:
The real meaning of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is revealed when Thung Yai crumples in the corner, their "dragons" receding back into their abdominal cavities as Singapore stomps them down gangster style. FLAMES by 20
Midway Maulers at the Pretenders:
The Maulers leave their island to go rock out to Back on the Chain Gang, only to learn that it is they who are stuck in the Middle of the Road. Don't get me Wrong, they have a chance to win, but in the end of the day they will not be the Talk of the Town. PRETENDERS by 7
Manila Envelopes at The Elephant Riders:
The Envelopes have made some strides in the offseason, but I expect them to mail this one in. With so many capable teams in Zeta all vying for a home playoff game, the Elephant Riders will do what it takes to get the job done. ELEPHANT RIDERS by 24
SBI Waves at Bangkok Blue Demons:
Herb Dawg has his South Bend Waves good enough to win some games this year, but this will not be one of them. Hope you have some whiskey nearby Herb, cause this could get savage. BLUE DEMONS by 28
Thailand Cheap Toys at Garut Fire Horses:
I expect Garut to do a lot better this year, and they might have a shot this game if they get lucky and play smart. But the Cheap Toys are a wily bunch, and a win is well within their reach. CHEAP TOYS by 13
San Fran Gold Rush at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads:
This is the Zeta game of the week, and will have implications later on. Both of these teams are tough, and any team in the league would count themselves glad and lucky to claim a victory over either of them. My head is telling me to go with San Fran, but my gut is rumbling for an upset. I'm going to rock out to the Metalheads' tune. METALHEADS by 3
Davao Destructobots at Kapres Smoking Giants:
They should rename the team the SLEEPING Giants, someone is asleep at the wheel. Davao will have a good time dismantling these guys. DESTRUCTOBOTS BY 35
Jakarta Jack Hammers at Da Nang Yellow Jackets:
Under new management, this should be a great first game for the Jack Hammers, they should pound this team handily and hopefully build up some momentum for the games to come. It will be a rough year rebuilding, so enjoy the victories when you can. JACK HAMMERS by 35
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