[We catch up to blankspace, agent of several known players on the Charlie Don’t Surf team, where he is having dinner at his favorite restaurant, Wendy’s. There he ordered his favorite, the number 9 meal which consist of ten piece chicken nuggets, medium fry and a big ass fucking root beer.]
Interviewer: Blankspace! You are locally known around Charlie Don’t surf (where the fuck is Charlie Don’t Surf? I never thought about that…) for bringing in Tani Budde, arguably the best damn safety in the league. We heard rumor that you’ve signed year long contracts for linebacker Richard Mosely and offensive tackle Blank Space (Go figure). Can you clarify?
Blankspace: This is true, we are very excited to bring more players to Charlie Don’t Surf, a very prestigious team if I say so myself. The coaching staff is great, and the players are all great people. The atmosphere is great there and I highly recommend the team for only serious players looking to win, because I feel very strongly that Charlie Don’t Surf is the title contender this year.
Interviewer: What about the new teams? The Cleveland Bombers and Comoros Crocodiles are new to the league. What do you think about them?
Blankspace: Who?
Interviewer: Uh, never mind. Uh, here comes Tani Budde now. [Runs over to Tani] Tani, it’ a pleasure to finally meet you! Real quick, are there any key changes to Charlie Don’t Surf such as players entering, leaving?
Tani: Some players did leave, and that’s their choice. They felt strongly they needed to move on and I wish them the best of luck in the future. But the team we have at this moment is a serious threat to Africa AAA#2. We have some key additions (Figure out yourself Africa AAA#2) and we brought in some real raw talent. Our defense is better and tougher, and our offense looks more dynamic. You really don’t want to fuck with us.
Interviewer: You seem to have really put yourself in big shoes as the big talker for Charlie Don’t Surf. Why do you do this? The other teams don’t quite stand up to you, it’s like bullying a grade school kid. You know you’re going to beat every team, so why continue the smack talk?
Tani: Because there are some people out there with a bigger ego then mine, and that says a lot! I love it when a team talk smacks about us, but never beaten us. It makes it that much funnier (*Cough! TOROS*Cough !) There are some good teams out there, but in the end, it’s what you do on the field that counts, not paper and matchups.
Interviewer: What about the new teams? What do you think of them?
Tani: Who?
Interviewer: Never mind… fuck it.
[With that, Tani and Blankspace leave the area, but before they are gone, Tani flexes his 24” bicep muscles (LOL). This was so fucking stupid… I’m not doing this interview crap again; I’m just going to talk shit on the forums and leave it at that.]
Interviewer: Blankspace! You are locally known around Charlie Don’t surf (where the fuck is Charlie Don’t Surf? I never thought about that…) for bringing in Tani Budde, arguably the best damn safety in the league. We heard rumor that you’ve signed year long contracts for linebacker Richard Mosely and offensive tackle Blank Space (Go figure). Can you clarify?
Blankspace: This is true, we are very excited to bring more players to Charlie Don’t Surf, a very prestigious team if I say so myself. The coaching staff is great, and the players are all great people. The atmosphere is great there and I highly recommend the team for only serious players looking to win, because I feel very strongly that Charlie Don’t Surf is the title contender this year.
Interviewer: What about the new teams? The Cleveland Bombers and Comoros Crocodiles are new to the league. What do you think about them?
Blankspace: Who?
Interviewer: Uh, never mind. Uh, here comes Tani Budde now. [Runs over to Tani] Tani, it’ a pleasure to finally meet you! Real quick, are there any key changes to Charlie Don’t Surf such as players entering, leaving?
Tani: Some players did leave, and that’s their choice. They felt strongly they needed to move on and I wish them the best of luck in the future. But the team we have at this moment is a serious threat to Africa AAA#2. We have some key additions (Figure out yourself Africa AAA#2) and we brought in some real raw talent. Our defense is better and tougher, and our offense looks more dynamic. You really don’t want to fuck with us.
Interviewer: You seem to have really put yourself in big shoes as the big talker for Charlie Don’t Surf. Why do you do this? The other teams don’t quite stand up to you, it’s like bullying a grade school kid. You know you’re going to beat every team, so why continue the smack talk?
Tani: Because there are some people out there with a bigger ego then mine, and that says a lot! I love it when a team talk smacks about us, but never beaten us. It makes it that much funnier (*Cough! TOROS*Cough !) There are some good teams out there, but in the end, it’s what you do on the field that counts, not paper and matchups.
Interviewer: What about the new teams? What do you think of them?
Tani: Who?
Interviewer: Never mind… fuck it.
[With that, Tani and Blankspace leave the area, but before they are gone, Tani flexes his 24” bicep muscles (LOL). This was so fucking stupid… I’m not doing this interview crap again; I’m just going to talk shit on the forums and leave it at that.]
