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Whipsnard
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A blood-letting was held at the ribbon cutting ceremony as the Carpathian Kindred announced the new name of their stadium today. The formerly named Puma Stadium is now known as ""Le Château des Carpathes".

Tomas D'Aquino, free safety for the Kindred, believes that the name change will bring about "a foreign, otherworldly, creepy feel" to the redesigned stadium. Rookie wide receiver, Cadiz Techari, said that by just looking at the stadium, opposing teams should be "terrified on their bus... thinking "where the hell are we going!!" According to the owner CoachZ, he was not really sure what that little thingy was over the 'a' because he "never paid attention to it in English class, because Barb Buller was beginning to grow boobs.

Tickets are still available for this season, Just call 1-800-KINDRED Single Seats, Family Packs, and the desirable Coffin Corner Season Ticket seats can be yours! Make the call now to 1-800-KINDRED.......today!!!
Last edited Apr 24, 2008 13:06:08
 
jmadsen
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Hehe, good stuff. Keep it up, and good luck for the season!
 


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