I was discussing this thread with my friend Merkin the Magnificent, prestidigitator extraordinaire and canard crafter par excellant. Soon, Merkin's eyes glazed over, and an unearthly voice started speaking through him:
"The Brownies will be undercooked early in the season and lose a game or two that they shouldn't have.
"The Keepers of the Peace will strong arm any resistance during this time period and will be undefeated.
"The false Messiah will resume throwing rocks in his new crystal palace craving the attention of his masters which he so desperately needs. This will aggravate relations with the man from the West. The resulting heat in the oven threatens to scorch the Brownies.
"The false Messiah finding no appreciation for his prophecies in his new realm is excommunicated (yet again). The Keepers of the Peace will welcome the false Messiah reluctantly and with slight indigestion.
"Soon thereafter, an slain albatross is discovered among the false Messiah's belongings, dooming the Keepers of the Peace to famine, pestilence and genital warts.
"Although the Keepers are invited to the competition of the elite 8, crotch rot distracts them throughout the game, and they are humiliated.
"Meanwhile, the Brownies, having jettisoned the flotsam that was fumble fingers, are finally done baking. However, they are devoured in week 4 by an underestimated team."
Merkin woke with a start, and asked if we could get some pizza. I said why not? Mushrooms?
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