thanks Bengals. i appreciate the props. (pulls out speech card)
"I have so many people to thank. First of all, praise be to God. Would not be here without him. I never could have gotten over those heroin, PCP, crack and acid addictions without him. I also wanted to thank my family...and all of my friends. They stuck by me after I was wrongfully charged with knocking up that exotic dancer. She finally admitted under oath that I pulled out of her WAY early (lights come back on and exit music starts to get me off stage). Oh, and I need to thank our owner and other GM for all the faith they had in me. (valet grabs my arm and pulls me off stage).