So i know its been awhile but here is the team invoked press release
SS McDonald has finally come out to speak once again.
MM: Its been a while hasnt it? That it has. Seems like you stalkers miss me more and more every day i dont talk. What, am i really that big of a hit?(Reporter starts to answer). Shushhhh. i can answer my own questions. Yes i am that big.
So im going out on a limb here but i sense some fear from Kiev. Although they hung with Rostov who we shit on, they feel scurred. They dont want shit on their faces. or worse. on their mothers faces. So now i will be taking questions.
(Cameras flashing)
R1: Who has been the best contributer to this team?
MM: The coaches and GM's of course. Do you think id be here if it werent for the coaches. And my agent, man is he the best in the bissness. Im thinking of starting a agent bissness with him and help review teams offers and things for other players.
R4: So the coaches get all the credit for your sucess?
MM: Not all ya (cameras start flashing faster and louder and a burgular jumps down from the ceiling). Shit, freeze mother trucker.(pulls out 3 tickets to the Euro-bowl(Superbowl of EEA1) give me the gun and these are yours. im getting 10 more for my family anyway.
R3" Any more of those for us?
MM: Why? so you can sell them? We all know your scummy asses get tickets.
R2: Your language has gotten worse this year. Any reasons?
MM: The fact that ice learned exactly what you guys are and do. You think i like that article on the cover of the Times? No you dont think i do but look behind me. There it is. Motivation.
And for Kiev, it will be a blow out.
SS McDonald has finally come out to speak once again.
MM: Its been a while hasnt it? That it has. Seems like you stalkers miss me more and more every day i dont talk. What, am i really that big of a hit?(Reporter starts to answer). Shushhhh. i can answer my own questions. Yes i am that big.
So im going out on a limb here but i sense some fear from Kiev. Although they hung with Rostov who we shit on, they feel scurred. They dont want shit on their faces. or worse. on their mothers faces. So now i will be taking questions.
(Cameras flashing)
R1: Who has been the best contributer to this team?
MM: The coaches and GM's of course. Do you think id be here if it werent for the coaches. And my agent, man is he the best in the bissness. Im thinking of starting a agent bissness with him and help review teams offers and things for other players.
R4: So the coaches get all the credit for your sucess?
MM: Not all ya (cameras start flashing faster and louder and a burgular jumps down from the ceiling). Shit, freeze mother trucker.(pulls out 3 tickets to the Euro-bowl(Superbowl of EEA1) give me the gun and these are yours. im getting 10 more for my family anyway.
R3" Any more of those for us?
MM: Why? so you can sell them? We all know your scummy asses get tickets.
R2: Your language has gotten worse this year. Any reasons?
MM: The fact that ice learned exactly what you guys are and do. You think i like that article on the cover of the Times? No you dont think i do but look behind me. There it is. Motivation.
And for Kiev, it will be a blow out.






























