Warrior General Games

Not cool guys, not cool at all. I awoke this morning to a ruckus outside our training facility (we had a midget throwing competition the night before). As I walked outside I found this little video taped to a special transsexual midget in an elf costume. First of all, that's just degrading to them. They are midgets, not elves and to parade that little he/she around in that outfit is degrading. They have feelings too! Have some respect man!

And now, Thanks to you guys we are down our starting center. His ass will never be the same again.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6D4sieaHM&feature=related

That's our starting QB dressed up like a bull.

Hmm....and apparently the link showing my DE's pregame prep has been released to the public. He's the redhead that comes in partway through. Not good that the opposition can see our pregame defensive preparations.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSTv2JTtJE

I forgot to mention this after our game with Wala Wala. Please do not taunt our midgets at halftime. They suffer from "short mans" disease and think they can take on the world after a few drinks.

That's all we need in this game is for midgets fighting lemurs, cats and dogs sleeping together, mules knawing on pickled pigs feet, and clowns w/ chainsaws!

Originally posted by Mararaz

midgets fighting lemurs, cats and dogs sleeping together, mules knawing on pickled pigs feet, and clowns w/ chainsaws!

We all pooled our money and we'll pay $43.67 to see that as long as we have the right to video tape the action and sell it online and we can throw a couple of our skanky cheerleaders into the mix.