So, Brett Favre dies and goes to heaven.
He gets there and sees God.
God says, "Welcome Brett. We've been expecting you."
"Let me show you to your house."
"Thanks," replies Brett.
They start walking down the street and come up to a house that has a 2 car garage, two bedrooms, one and a half bath. There is a tattered Green Bay Packers flag flying on a pole in the front yard.
Brett, selfishly expecting a bit more says, "Thanks God. I like it."
"Brett, let's walk around and show you a little bit of what lies ahead."
They begin walking down the street and come up to a massive three story mansion. It has a pool in the back in the shape of a Star. There are stars lining the walk to the front door. There are three flags flying high in the yard. There are three new cars sitting out front of a 4 car garage.
Brett Favre stops in awe. He sees Dallas Cowboys memorabilia everywhere.
Perplexed, Brett asks God, "God. Just one question. Why does Tony Romo have such a larger house and more extravagant things than I do? What is so different between me and him?"
God replies back, "Brett. That's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine."
