MaRAWK!!o Press Officer - Lt. Akbar El Fassi heads to the podium, leery of any traps.
"Let's start by getting some administrative things out of the way. The first piece of good news - ugly women for our players of the game, none of them have chosen your moms! The second piece of good news is that our fans are now beginning to expect us to win, which is wonderful and a real sign of progress. However, the city has decided that this will be the last victory parade for a while. Hopefully until about day 40 of some future season.
However, tonight there will be a victory parade and festival! The city has imported several hundred couches to help the bonfire get started. Unfortunately we are flat out of building to burn and shops to loot as this is the third riot/fiesta in the past several weeks, so it may just be couches tonight. Make them count."
"Let's start by getting some administrative things out of the way. The first piece of good news - ugly women for our players of the game, none of them have chosen your moms! The second piece of good news is that our fans are now beginning to expect us to win, which is wonderful and a real sign of progress. However, the city has decided that this will be the last victory parade for a while. Hopefully until about day 40 of some future season.
However, tonight there will be a victory parade and festival! The city has imported several hundred couches to help the bonfire get started. Unfortunately we are flat out of building to burn and shops to loot as this is the third riot/fiesta in the past several weeks, so it may just be couches tonight. Make them count."
