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Originally posted by Ahoda
Originally posted by Dachpappe

Wow˛...Berlin lost to the Island Pack in a highscoring game...a surprise to me!



dont get me started. This season has been a disaster. Now we can't tackle anyone. Its bull shit.


They also missed an XP which cost them the game against us as well.
 
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MY financial aid for college got fucked up, and I also had to buy books, so I have only had time to check on my team. Classes start tomorrow and it's fixed, so I have a chance to post the new power rankings. We do have one big development to report- The Practice Squad has a new owner and a new name- Phoenix Eagles. The top 3 teams are guaranteed spots, and #4 & 5 are a win away; only 4 games left, so let's see how I stack 'em:

1. Future Llamas of America- Lady luck is still smiling on them.
2. GERMAN WILDDOGS- Are the best chance of spoiling the Llama's undefeated season.
3. Sacred Haven Knights- With their talent and perfect chemistry, they will be dangerous in the postseason.
4. Sunshine Coast Condors- A loss to Sacred Haven as well as 3 top teams still to face puts them in 4th.
5. Nottingham Hoods- One stinkin' tie puts them in 5th, but they are eager to change that.
6.(tie) Saipan Storm AND Lincoln Breeze- Need to win 3 games, dunno if they can do it...
8. Sandersville WarChickens- Tough remaining schedule hurts their ranking.
9. Hawthorn Headhunters- With 2 guaranteed wins and 2 more winnable games, they can sneak into the playoffs.
10. South Sydney Rabid Rabbitohs- Same as Sandersville, except one win less than them.
11. Jamaican Souljahs- Must win out to stand a chance.
12. Berlin Devine Right- A tougher schedule with some horrible luck has kicked them in the nuts.
13. Solomon Islands Pack- Pulled out two lucky wins.
14. Redcliff Razamanaz- Might beat Budapest Brawlers from Zeta, but that's it!
15. Phoenix Eagles- Will a new name help them beat Wellington next weak?
16. Wellington Assassins- I'm sick of berating how horrible they are!!!

The Game of the Week this week will be an exciting one, as the GERMAN WILDDOGS take on the Nottingham Hoods at home. Nottingham has the better offense, but GERMAN has a far better D, and I would say it's the best in Oceania. I give the WILDDOGS a win by 10.
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Great reading Coach & I agree on your pick for the game of the week. Hopefully the Wilddogs receive our delivery of specially prepared bratwurst before the game.

I reckon the Hoods could still pip the SC Condors to 4th place in the rankings. My take is, regardless of the outcome of this weeks Hoods v Wilddogs game, that the winner of our game (Hoods) against the Condors in week 14 will probably end up 4th and have home field advantage when the two teams meet in the first week of the playoffs.
Last edited Aug 25, 2008 03:10:28
 
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Update? I want my beers and bitches for the week please!
 
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We are at Week 14, and the playoff picture is still muddled. Technically, 4 spots are still available, but I am sure that Nottingham will win a game and guarantee them a spot.

1. Future Llamas of America- Can they do it?
2. GERMAN WILDDOGS- Might be the best team talent wise in the conference.
3. Sacred Haven Knights- Wicked nasty running game.
4. Sunshine Coast Condors- Saipan pulled out the upset, oh boy!
5. Nottingham Hoods- GERMAN opened a big can of whoopass, let me tell you what.
6.(tie) Saipan Storm AND Lincoln Breeze- Who will win this week between them?
8. Hawthorn Headhunters- Hunting down the weak teams to beat them down.
9. Sandersville WarChickens- Must win game for them also.
10. South Sydney Rabid Rabbitohs- Tough task in a must win game against Sacred Haven.
11. Berlin Devine Right- Stop the rushing attack, upset Sandersville.
12. Jamaican Souljahs- Started out strong, but has faded very quickly due to not enough talent.
13. Solomon Islands Pack- Will be roasted over an open fire by the Headhunters!
14. Redcliff Razamanaz- Lucky bums- they should be relegated but they won't be.
15. Phoenix Eagles- The owner has been making some moves, good for him!
16. Wellington Assassins- ...I quit...

Basically every game is interesting, but two of them stick out JUST a little more. One is The Game of the WEEK, and the other one has to be The Game of the WEAK (It's a bad pun but it fits). Our #1 and #2 play each other in what could very well be the conference finals. The Llamas have a very potent passing game while the WILDDOGS own on rush defense and aren't too shabby on pass defense either. GERMAN's offense looks balanced, and so is harder for other teams to match up on. I think the WILDDOGS will pull out the upset by 2 and ruin the Llama's season, much like what happened week 14 of last season. The other are our pitiful #15 and #16, who are getting demoted anyway. Phoenix has a better team, but Wellington has a better kicking game and are perfect in chemistry whereas Phoenix is low. I think Phoenix whips some ass as long as that passing game gets going.
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Originally posted by CoachB05
The other are our pitiful #15 and #16, who are getting demoted anyway. Phoenix has a better team, but Wellington has a better kicking game and are perfect in chemistry whereas Phoenix is low. I think Phoenix whips some ass as long as that passing game gets going.


Game of the Week? I think you mean game of the YEAR!

Assassins by 20..
 
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Thanks coachB05, personally a tough read as the Wilddogs really did beat the s##t out of our o-line. I also believe they take the Llamas in their matchup but either way its looking to be a great match.

 
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Originally posted by Meatdawg
Originally posted by CoachB05

The other are our pitiful #15 and #16, who are getting demoted anyway. Phoenix has a better team, but Wellington has a better kicking game and are perfect in chemistry whereas Phoenix is low. I think Phoenix whips some ass as long as that passing game gets going.


Game of the Week? I think you mean game of the YEAR!

Assassins by 20..


I said Game of the WEAK, as both teams are weak, as in suckage.
 
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Originally posted by CoachB05
Originally posted by Meatdawg

Originally posted by CoachB05


The other are our pitiful #15 and #16, who are getting demoted anyway. Phoenix has a better team, but Wellington has a better kicking game and are perfect in chemistry whereas Phoenix is low. I think Phoenix whips some ass as long as that passing game gets going.


Game of the Week? I think you mean game of the YEAR!

Assassins by 20..


I said Game of the WEAK, as both teams are weak, as in suckage.


It is battle for the wooden spoon Phoenix by 10
 
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Week 15 here, and I am so FRUSTRATED with my game the past week. I just DON'T understand how you go 75% pass (because they are a passing team), have more talent on both sides of the ball as well as better tacticians, yet get outgained on offense and end up tying??? Anyway, two games left, and here's how they are stacked

1. Future Llamas of America- Proved that they deserve to be top dog.
2. GERMAN WILDDOGS- Tough loss puts them firmly at #2.
3. Sacred Haven Knights- Only #3 because games against the Pack are fucked up.
4. Sunshine Coast Condors- Guaranteed 4th spot because of their win.
5. Nottingham Hoods- Could possibly drop to 6th depending on how the game against Lincoln goes.
6. Lincoln Breeze- Looking good for a playoff spot.
7. Sandersville WarChickens- Easy win, and then a tough game.
8. Saipan Storm- lucky that the Pack screw teams over...
9. Hawthorn Headhunters- Got royally screwed, thinking about seriously quitting...
10. South Sydney Rabid Rabbitohs- have a tiebreaker on HH, but they must win out!
11. Berlin Devine Right- Lose yet another heartbreaker
12. Jamaican Souljahs- I need them to win out for me.
13. Solomon Islands Pack- LUCKY ******* ******* ******** **** **** ***** *****
14. Redcliff Razamanaz- Whatever
15. Phoenix Eagles- Won with the pass, good luck to this gutted team.
16. Wellington Assassins- Worst team for the 2nd straight season

 
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Originally posted by CoachB05
2. GERMAN WILDDOGS- Tough loss puts them firmly at #2.
3. Sacred Haven Knights- Only #3 because games against the Pack are fucked up.


My table tells me Wilddogs are #3 and Knights at #2. Dunno why.

 
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Dawg, my boi CoachB knows what he's fuckin talkin bout, you kno wat im sayin G? We gonna make da playoffs, win, and whoop some more ass, you kno wat im sayin
 
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Finally, we are at the end of the regular season, week 16. We have some interesting matchups, as we have the #6-8 playoff spots open. Several other top teams have tough matchups as well. #1, #4, and #5 are set in stone, and though I doubt it, 2 & 3 could swap places. Here's how I think it will end up, along with commentary:

1. Future Llamas of America- CONGRATS ON AN UNDEFEATED SEASON!!!
2. Sacred Haven Knights- Boosted, hope I don't face them if I make it!
3. GERMAN WILDDOGS- Tough matchup this week.
4. Sunshine Coast Condors- Are staying at 4th no matter the outcome.
5. Nottingham Hoods- Are staying at 5th no matter the outcome.
6. Lincoln Breeze- MUST WIN
7. Sandersville WarChickens- MUST WIN
8. Saipan Storm- MUST WIN
9. Hawthorn Headhunters- MUST WIN and have a little luck...
10. South Sydney Rabid Rabbitohs- MUST WIN
11. Berlin Devine Right- Haven't caught any breaks this season, hopefully next season is better for them.
12. Jamaican Souljahs- They better get ready for next season, or they might move down.
13. Solomon Islands Pack- I said it once, I'll say it again: FUCK THIS TEAM!
14. Redcliff Razamanaz- Are prime candidates to move down next season
15. Phoenix Eagles- Good luck to this gutted team.
16. Wellington Assassins- Worst team for the 2nd straight season.

I am not doing a Game of the Week, as I don't feel like it. Here's a link to John Barber's predictions for Week 16, he has them for the most part correct in my opinion- http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=929550

And Modok... HAHA that is so funny... NOT!
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13. Solomon Islands Pack- I said it once, I'll say it again: FUCK THIS TEAM!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=75QoKxSZY1U
 
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