I should warn you, this is one of the most pointless posts you will read today. Make your choice now....
NA: Your team lost by 24 pts today. What can you tell me about the game?
BSS: Well honey we gave up an int for a TD and fumbled a kickoff against a pretty good team. Game was statistically much closer than the score, which is much different than deserving to win, but we are getting there. I would like to upgrade my team's threat status from "Cute". New Status: Scrappy
NA: What do you think your team needs to get to the next threat level - "Dangerous"?
BSS: We need to get a higher lvl G and a higher lvl LB, but the FA market is really tight right now if you know what I mean, and Christ honey! I think you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.
NA: You normally don't have these ridiculous post game interview sham posts, why the change of heart?
BSS: Well, after watching all the commotion last year I thought I would give it a try and it is pretty fun actually. Especially hoping that they might bring some joy to somebody's dreary existence.
NA: That is pretty ridiculous isn't it? Seriously this is a football simulation. You don't even really call plays.
BSS: That may be true, but since Wilm is the only one apparently actually getting laid, I have to make up this story about having sex with a fake reporter. Do you think that is weird?
NA: I'm not a fake reporter!
BSS: No, you are a real reporter, but this whole scenario is fake. I mean in this made up world you are an excellent reporter with respectable credentials, but I think this whole world is made up.
NA: Very existential of you! What are you doing later?
BSS: Studying game film, if you know what I mean. I'm sure glad you bring that camera with you every where you go, but can the sound guy sleep in the living room tonight?
NA: Well that is all we have for now. More after the next thrilling game of the Morocco Flames.
BSS: That isn't our team name.
NA: Your team lost by 24 pts today. What can you tell me about the game?
BSS: Well honey we gave up an int for a TD and fumbled a kickoff against a pretty good team. Game was statistically much closer than the score, which is much different than deserving to win, but we are getting there. I would like to upgrade my team's threat status from "Cute". New Status: Scrappy
NA: What do you think your team needs to get to the next threat level - "Dangerous"?
BSS: We need to get a higher lvl G and a higher lvl LB, but the FA market is really tight right now if you know what I mean, and Christ honey! I think you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.
NA: You normally don't have these ridiculous post game interview sham posts, why the change of heart?
BSS: Well, after watching all the commotion last year I thought I would give it a try and it is pretty fun actually. Especially hoping that they might bring some joy to somebody's dreary existence.
NA: That is pretty ridiculous isn't it? Seriously this is a football simulation. You don't even really call plays.
BSS: That may be true, but since Wilm is the only one apparently actually getting laid, I have to make up this story about having sex with a fake reporter. Do you think that is weird?
NA: I'm not a fake reporter!
BSS: No, you are a real reporter, but this whole scenario is fake. I mean in this made up world you are an excellent reporter with respectable credentials, but I think this whole world is made up.
NA: Very existential of you! What are you doing later?
BSS: Studying game film, if you know what I mean. I'm sure glad you bring that camera with you every where you go, but can the sound guy sleep in the living room tonight?
NA: Well that is all we have for now. More after the next thrilling game of the Morocco Flames.
BSS: That isn't our team name.
