---------ALPHA CONFERENCE-----
Algeria Addiction at Phuket Water Dragons:
-The Dragons are a good team, their 3-1 record good enough for 5th place in the Conference. However, unlucky for them, the Addiction eats good teams for breakfast.
ADDICTION by 14
Sumatra Swarm at Hong Kong Gunslingers:
- Guns are good for killing lots of things, but they'll run out of bullets before they can kill enough of the Swarm to make a difference. Use an area-effect weapon next time.
SWARM by 35
Phnom Penh Samurai at Krungthep Garudas:
- The Samurai focus on recruits and rebuilding in a difficult first season as Krungthep keeps its winning streak going strong.
GARUDAS by 18
Bay Area Riders at Salford Storm:
- If the Riders were sleeping at the wheel, they are wide awake now. Determined to reestablish themselves as a top contender, Big Poppa rallies the troops and conquers the Storm.
RIDERS by 15
Hiroshima Radiation at Mongolian Horder:
- Two juggernauts of the league clash in a battle of wills. The Radiation saps the strength of the Horde, but the Mongolians survive.
HORDE by 4
Ho Chi Minh Hookers at Hagatna Dogs:
The Vietgirls turn out to have limits to their depravity, announcing bestiality as off limits, much to the Dogs dismay. Losing the chance to be loved 'longtime' the Dogs are in no mood to play.
HOOKERS by 10
Cambodia Mountain Men at The Vestibule Rickrollers:
- The Rickrollers want to dance, but the Mountain Men don't hear the beat. In an awkward turnover-filled match, the ball bounces seem to always go against the Cambodia's way.
RICKROLLERS by 3
Manila Cyberballers at Columbus Black Knights:
- The Black Knights are more than prepared to defend Columbus, from the Balls of Manila. When the Balls roll in, the Knights bash away. Ouch.
BLACK KNIGHTS by 12
--------ZETA CONFERENCE-----------
Thung Yai Tigers at Singapore Flames:
- The Tigers rage with frenzy, but their claws and bite are useless against Singpore's fire. Burning down the house has a whole new meaning when the Flames play at home.
FLAMES by 21
Manila Envelopes at Bangkok Blue Demons:
- The boys in blue lick, seal and stamp the message home that they are one of the league's top teams. The Envelopes do little more than act as another messenger.
BLUE DEMONS by 24
San Fran Gold Rush at Bien Hoa Bushidos:
- This should be one hell of a game, as two conference powerhouses tangle to prove who's the alpha male. Bushidos keep it close, but San Fran gets the gold.
GOLD RUSH by 6
Thailand Cheap Toys at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads:
- The metalheads rock on, but face some technical glitches in this performance. The song remains the same, but Thais are cheap and don't like to be toyed with at concerts. Sault Ste Marie sputters to a halt.
CHEAP TOYS by 1
Davao Destructobots at The Elephant Riders:
- With the Rider's showing some weaknesses after last week's tussle, the Destructobots move in to take advantage. Unfortunately for them, the Riders regroup from Davao's sabatogue and prove too much to handle.
ELEPHANT RIDERS by 10
Garut Fire Horses at Hong Kong Hustlers:
- The Horses ride into Hong Kong, and learn that the Chinese will eat anything. The bolt and ride away, but not before the Hustlers start selling horse-meat dim sum in the back alleys.
HUSTLERS by 13
Jakarta Jack Hammers at Maldives Munching Moles:
- Attention Munchers from Maldives.. Got some bad and good news for ya. Bad news, your Holes are going to get Jack Hammered. Good news, this is getting less painful as your team gets, uh, 'more experienced. Call it growing pains.
JACK HAMMERS by 28
Yamato Spirit at Xi'an Xplosivo: Yamato gets blasted to Kingdom Come in this mismatch. Xplosivo racks up the score in a frenzy, glad to be playing a weaker team than they're used to.
XPLOSIVO by 42
Algeria Addiction at Phuket Water Dragons:
-The Dragons are a good team, their 3-1 record good enough for 5th place in the Conference. However, unlucky for them, the Addiction eats good teams for breakfast.
ADDICTION by 14
Sumatra Swarm at Hong Kong Gunslingers:
- Guns are good for killing lots of things, but they'll run out of bullets before they can kill enough of the Swarm to make a difference. Use an area-effect weapon next time.
SWARM by 35
Phnom Penh Samurai at Krungthep Garudas:
- The Samurai focus on recruits and rebuilding in a difficult first season as Krungthep keeps its winning streak going strong.
GARUDAS by 18
Bay Area Riders at Salford Storm:
- If the Riders were sleeping at the wheel, they are wide awake now. Determined to reestablish themselves as a top contender, Big Poppa rallies the troops and conquers the Storm.
RIDERS by 15
Hiroshima Radiation at Mongolian Horder:
- Two juggernauts of the league clash in a battle of wills. The Radiation saps the strength of the Horde, but the Mongolians survive.
HORDE by 4
Ho Chi Minh Hookers at Hagatna Dogs:
The Vietgirls turn out to have limits to their depravity, announcing bestiality as off limits, much to the Dogs dismay. Losing the chance to be loved 'longtime' the Dogs are in no mood to play.
HOOKERS by 10
Cambodia Mountain Men at The Vestibule Rickrollers:
- The Rickrollers want to dance, but the Mountain Men don't hear the beat. In an awkward turnover-filled match, the ball bounces seem to always go against the Cambodia's way.
RICKROLLERS by 3
Manila Cyberballers at Columbus Black Knights:
- The Black Knights are more than prepared to defend Columbus, from the Balls of Manila. When the Balls roll in, the Knights bash away. Ouch.
BLACK KNIGHTS by 12
--------ZETA CONFERENCE-----------
Thung Yai Tigers at Singapore Flames:
- The Tigers rage with frenzy, but their claws and bite are useless against Singpore's fire. Burning down the house has a whole new meaning when the Flames play at home.
FLAMES by 21
Manila Envelopes at Bangkok Blue Demons:
- The boys in blue lick, seal and stamp the message home that they are one of the league's top teams. The Envelopes do little more than act as another messenger.
BLUE DEMONS by 24
San Fran Gold Rush at Bien Hoa Bushidos:
- This should be one hell of a game, as two conference powerhouses tangle to prove who's the alpha male. Bushidos keep it close, but San Fran gets the gold.
GOLD RUSH by 6
Thailand Cheap Toys at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads:
- The metalheads rock on, but face some technical glitches in this performance. The song remains the same, but Thais are cheap and don't like to be toyed with at concerts. Sault Ste Marie sputters to a halt.
CHEAP TOYS by 1
Davao Destructobots at The Elephant Riders:
- With the Rider's showing some weaknesses after last week's tussle, the Destructobots move in to take advantage. Unfortunately for them, the Riders regroup from Davao's sabatogue and prove too much to handle.
ELEPHANT RIDERS by 10
Garut Fire Horses at Hong Kong Hustlers:
- The Horses ride into Hong Kong, and learn that the Chinese will eat anything. The bolt and ride away, but not before the Hustlers start selling horse-meat dim sum in the back alleys.
HUSTLERS by 13
Jakarta Jack Hammers at Maldives Munching Moles:
- Attention Munchers from Maldives.. Got some bad and good news for ya. Bad news, your Holes are going to get Jack Hammered. Good news, this is getting less painful as your team gets, uh, 'more experienced. Call it growing pains.
JACK HAMMERS by 28
Yamato Spirit at Xi'an Xplosivo: Yamato gets blasted to Kingdom Come in this mismatch. Xplosivo racks up the score in a frenzy, glad to be playing a weaker team than they're used to.
XPLOSIVO by 42
Last edited Aug 8, 2008 20:58:04
I don't know about Cheap Toys beating SSM either, but hopefully that's a good game! The rest sound decent, SF will probably win by more than 6, though 
