Warrior General Games

(Walks up onto the stage with a bag.)

Mickey McDonld: I would like to tell you all that my new line of Condoms is officially on sale.

As of today,8-8-08, we are going to sell condoms in both male and female form. We have a few samples for you.

http://graphics.condom.com/Images/400JPG/CDD-LOVL-14R_400.jpg
http://graphics.condom.com/Images/400JPG/CFR-REGL-BLK_400.jpg

I will have also given Star RB Susan Sarradon a few of these Female condoms and she is allowed to wear them. I will now be taking questions



R1- How much will these sell for?
MM: Goto your local McDonald sports bar and their free
R3: Where else can you get them?
MM: Online at www.ebay.com/condomlove

( General Manger Ethan Sharp walks in)

ES: Sorry folks but i have to have a meeting with Mr. McDonald. He will be availible after after his next game.





Sorces say that the meeting was called due to a report about Susan Sarradon and He sleeping together. No other facts are known.



This was released about an hour after the meeting was called

As general manager of this team, i take on all responsiblityies of these players. If one of them is endanger, i will be there for them. This meeting with Mr. McDonald has nothing to do with him and Susan. We spotted a gun in the audience and felt it was safest to remove him from the premisis. Since the release the man with the gun has been detained and was asked why he was there. He pleaded the fifth, when identified, we learned his name was BlackBall. No other information has been released.

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Originally posted by blackball
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Don't pretend you know nothing about it....

SS Mickey McDonald was confronted about reports of waking up at RB Susan Sarradon's house this morning/

ABC- Mr McDonald, what is this we hear about you and RB Susan Sarradon?
MM: What about it? so i awoke on a team mates couch. No biggie.
ABC: Did any other players awake in her house?
MM: How the hell should i know? It was well past 3pm when i awoke. She threw a party. I had a couple of drinks. Every team does it.
ABC" Is there and kind of relationship between you and Susan?
MM: Yea, were team mates. Shit if somethin happens maybe but at this point in time it was just a party.
ABC: So you and Susan didnt do anything together?
MM: Man how many times are you gonna ask me this shit. We had a few drinks together, Ask me about todays game. Damn
ABC: 3 tackles and none missed. Acceptable?
MM: Hell to the yea. i saved 2 possibly 3 TD's today. Without the great work from the rest of the team, they mean nothing.
ABC: You predicted 4-0. Does it feel as sweet as imagined?
MM: Even sweeter when we got that last minute side bet in.

I RIDE SHORT BUS

Well i have places to go and people to see. IM out.



Hague,Europe

ABC star reporter John Cowell is reporting that Susan Sarradon has yet to make a public comment about this.