Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Leroy Jenkins
Originally posted by Doomsday

I say look on the bright side. At least it was your GF that gave you them. Otherwise you would probably have a tougher time explaining it to her.

That made me laugh... Mostly because the opposite scenario has happened to millah

this is true.

Get married...that will end that problem.

The proper reply cannot be formulated without a picture of said GF. Otherwise...blame paintball...

Do you like it here or in the winter?

Originally posted by Llyranwyar
Get married...that will end that problem.

Exactly, then 2 things will happen:

1. She will never give you a hickie again
2. You will no longer be allowed out anyway.

Originally posted by Beaker
Originally posted by Llyranwyar

Get married...that will end that problem.

Exactly, then 2 things will happen:

1. She will never give you a hickie again
2. You will no longer be allowed out anyway.

Wrong, she's saving herself for marraige... so when we get married it's gonna be daily nightly and ever so rightly

and i went to the pool, she was there, i just said they were hickies, noone believed me, so i had her suck me off in front of everyone.

And then your mom woke you up and told you it was time to get up for summer school...

Originally posted by txags92
And then your mom woke you up and told you it was time to get up for summer school...

Not quite seeing what you're getting at?

It was all just a dream...

We used to read Word Up Magazine, Salt n Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

Originally posted by ryanbrock
We used to read Word Up Magazine, Salt n Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

The magic of Iowa....if you build it, rappers will come.


BIGGIE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, perfect excuse.

You made a stupid bet with her, where if she won, you had to wax your armpits, and if you won, she had to do something men have to deal with (I don't know, be creative).

So you guys were getting out the wax and you guys were messing around with the wax stuff and you got some on your side. Have you ever tried to get that shit off? It does not come off, ever. So, in trying to get it off, you pretty much had to scrape it with something sharp.

Hence, the irritation.

I'm a genius. That's the kind of guy the JetNation Juggernauts employs.

Originally posted by MrMike
Ok, perfect excuse.

You made a stupid bet with her, where if she won, you had to wax your armpits, and if you won, she had to do something men have to deal with (I don't know, be creative).

So you guys were getting out the wax and you guys were messing around with the wax stuff and you got some on your side. Have you ever tried to get that shit off? It does not come off, ever. So, in trying to get it off, you pretty much had to scrape it with something sharp.

Hence, the irritation.

I'm a genius. That's the kind of guy the JetNation Juggernauts employs.

No.