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Originally posted by vjburnette
Originally posted by Miyuso

Originally posted by Hans Hammer




MANY HUMANS ARE START SOMETHING WITH I. THAT BECAUSE I GREAT WITH ALL AND EVERYTHING. YOU WANT KNOW WHO vjburnette IS? I TELL YOU. IT CAN BE THAT HE MAYBE MIGHT POSSIBLE BE BEST OWNER IN ALL GOALLINEBLITZ. HE GIVE ME MONEYS HELP AND SAY I AM CAN BORROW HE PETS.

WHY YOU ARE SHOULD FEAR HE: HE KICK YOUR ASSES IN ALL PLACES. IF YOU IN DISCO FUNERAL WEDDING BATHROOM BROTHEL MOON IT NOT MATTER HE ALWAYS KICK YOU ASS WHILE HE BETTER AS YOU. ME TOO.

I KNOW HOW PUSH CAPS LOCK. BUT WHEN I PUSH IT DO NOTHING. LOOK. I PUSH ONE TIME AND LIGHT GO OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE WITH I PUSH TWO TIMES EVERY TIMES SO I BE SURE IT NOT WORK. IT DEFINITE NOT WORK BUT GREEN LIGHT IS WORK AGAIN.

Are you like Mikebones's Retarded kid brother or something? you both have a fascnation with the caps lock, but at least he makes sense


THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START SHIT WITH HANS. YOU LOSE BY A POINT TO US IN THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE THERE'S NO 2 POINT CONVERSIONS.

Just like the Shiners are going to Kick your Ass in A?

Originally posted by Hans Hammer
Originally posted by LouDawg

Who's starting something with Hans?

Just a couple of questions: Who are you? Are you someone we should fear? Like a MMA master, a secret agent, or IRS auditor? Do you kick or bite, claw or gouge? Are you contagious? I'd like to know this before potentially starting anything with Hans and - by extension - you.

Also, do you, Hans, or any of his 100 level 1 players named Hammer know how to turn off the Caps Lock?

MANY HUMANS ARE START SOMETHING WITH I. THAT BECAUSE I GREAT WITH ALL AND EVERYTHING. YOU WANT KNOW WHO vjburnette IS? I TELL YOU. IT CAN BE THAT HE MAYBE MIGHT POSSIBLE BE BEST OWNER IN ALL GOALLINEBLITZ. HE GIVE ME MONEYS HELP AND SAY I AM CAN BORROW HE PETS.

WHY YOU ARE SHOULD FEAR HE: HE KICK YOUR ASSES IN ALL PLACES. IF YOU IN DISCO FUNERAL WEDDING BATHROOM BROTHEL MOON IT NOT MATTER HE ALWAYS KICK YOU ASS WHILE HE BETTER AS YOU. ME TOO.

I KNOW HOW PUSH CAPS LOCK. BUT WHEN I PUSH IT DO NOTHING. LOOK. I PUSH ONE TIME AND LIGHT GO OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE WITH I PUSH TWO TIMES EVERY TIMES SO I BE SURE IT NOT WORK. IT DEFINITE NOT WORK BUT GREEN LIGHT IS WORK AGAIN.

lol Best Post Ever!

coming at ya from the disco funeral bathroom.

Originally posted by jonesyNC
Originally posted by Hans Hammer

Originally posted by LouDawg


Who's starting something with Hans?

Just a couple of questions: Who are you? Are you someone we should fear? Like a MMA master, a secret agent, or IRS auditor? Do you kick or bite, claw or gouge? Are you contagious? I'd like to know this before potentially starting anything with Hans and - by extension - you.

Also, do you, Hans, or any of his 100 level 1 players named Hammer know how to turn off the Caps Lock?

MANY HUMANS ARE START SOMETHING WITH I. THAT BECAUSE I GREAT WITH ALL AND EVERYTHING. YOU WANT KNOW WHO vjburnette IS? I TELL YOU. IT CAN BE THAT HE MAYBE MIGHT POSSIBLE BE BEST OWNER IN ALL GOALLINEBLITZ. HE GIVE ME MONEYS HELP AND SAY I AM CAN BORROW HE PETS.

WHY YOU ARE SHOULD FEAR HE: HE KICK YOUR ASSES IN ALL PLACES. IF YOU IN DISCO FUNERAL WEDDING BATHROOM BROTHEL MOON IT NOT MATTER HE ALWAYS KICK YOU ASS WHILE HE BETTER AS YOU. ME TOO.

I KNOW HOW PUSH CAPS LOCK. BUT WHEN I PUSH IT DO NOTHING. LOOK. I PUSH ONE TIME AND LIGHT GO OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE WITH I PUSH TWO TIMES EVERY TIMES SO I BE SURE IT NOT WORK. IT DEFINITE NOT WORK BUT GREEN LIGHT IS WORK AGAIN.

lol Best Post Ever!

coming at ya from the disco funeral bathroom.


No, no... it is a fine Hans post, but he's done better in the Red Dots' forums. I still think my favorite was when he needed a contract renewal to keep up with his training costs.

Can somebody direct me to more of this fine gentleman's work? I kind of want to sign one of his 28492292 level 1 players just to have his presence on my team forum lol.

Originally posted by ICRockets
Can somebody direct me to more of this fine gentleman's work? I kind of want to sign one of his 28492292 level 1 players just to have his presence on my team forum lol.

he says the funniest things in our forum.

as quoted by hans hammer

"OKAY GUYS HERE IT IS. THIS THREAD NOT SAFE FOR CHURCH SO PLEASE YOU NOT READING IT THERE.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=520846"

Originally posted by Miyuso


Just like the Shiners are going to Kick your Ass in A?

Or we could just win the whole West and move up to AA4. Now if you'd said Atlanta was going to beat us, that would have at least been plausible.

Originally posted by ICRockets
Can somebody direct me to more of this fine gentleman's work? I kind of want to sign one of his 28492292 level 1 players just to have his presence on my team forum lol.

Totally, totally worth it. I have a player on the Red Dots with the original Hans Hammer, where he not only posts, but coaches special teams and gives build advice.

All the more reason the team has some equally startling wins and losses, but always worth it.

Edit: ahh, here's my favorite... when new contract time rolled around last season:

I NEED MONEYS

I AM LEVEL ATE (ALSO, NOW AM I LEVEL NINE) AND NOW CAN GET GOODER EQUIPMENS BUT I NEED MONEYS FIRST

PLEASE GIVE ME MONEYS THERE TO I CAN DOMINATRIX OTHER TEAMS



-HANS HAMMER"S"

Hans Hammer

Quote

BUMPING.

I HAVE $31. THAT ABOUT FIVE EURO OR SO. PLEASE HELPING. MY KIDS ARE EAT THE FURNITURE.

Doesn't really matter as it is greatness either way, BUT

Bit or Not?