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Screw you Burundi! How dare you take the luster off of this game! WHY DO YOU WIN NOW?!?!?!?!

For weeks we have been focused on one thing only. Upholding the honor of the mighty Elephant conference and now you #(*$^ it up for everybody. Now one of us has a win already and there will be no way to clearly tell who has the better conference. WELL @(%^ YOU!

And just to be clear, we hate you now! No matter how badly you might throw us around on the field, we will not forget that you have tarnished our shot at immortality. And one day, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next week, maybe not next season, maybe not ever, but someday Burundi, someday, you will pay. Dearly.

!#($)% You.

Fear Morocco*

*Offer not valid where you are at (but you shouldn’t sleep well Burundi, we lurk in the shadows waiting until we can extract our revenge. Morocco does not own an oven, a microwave or a range because revenge is a dish best served…..cold. Comeuppance is in your future, hear its footsteps)

LOL!!

I believe +1 is the term used on these boards.

HAHAHAHA

hahahah u guys suck BURUNDI ALL THE WAYY B!TCHES

haha, go burundi

Burundi sucks, Go Flames!

we gonna strip ur bones off!

BONE SRIPPERS SON! YOU BETTAH RECOGNIZE and RESPECT!

What's this Burundi had the audacity to win a game before playing us? I do not know whether to feel outraged or relieved..... You know what this means... that Burundi will really suck if we happen to screw up and win the game. Imagine that Burundi losing to the Flames.... Imagine the shame. Why you would have to forfeit ownership of your team for actually losing the the Mighty Morocco Flames.

And Mighty we are. I mean just look at all we have accomplished. We have the largest fanbase among goatherders between the ages of 72-85. Why I do not see any of you other teams even coming close to having the octogenarian set covered.

So just remember Burundi that we are psyched up for this game. Our fans have all put in there teeth (sporting the Morocco colors) just for intimidation. So you should Fear Morocco.... you Burundi you are marked for shame.

The Bone Polishers fear Morocco so much that they didn't want this to be a battle of the winless.

We held up our end of the bargain, tanking the last game! What, the pressure of the dual 0-fer game was so much that you had to go win instead?

Ticket sales will be nothing now. A zero win vs 1 win team, that's nothing. The Battle Of The Winless - that sells. WHERE IS YOUR VISION?

You have broken the sacred circle of trust. Morocco will crush you!

What exactly is a Bone Stripper? Is that some type of cheap prostitute indegenous to Burundi?

Bone polishers - LOL.

It takes a real team to go an entire season feated. Hey - anybody can win a game. Scoring = boring. We're taking this game to a new level. the world's first 300 yard drive! 2 steps forward? Next up is 2 steps back! This season is just preparation for this extrodinary event that may or may not ever occur.

I just set the entire O gameplan to 50% take a knee and 50% quick punt on first down. And 50% fake field goal. You won't know what's coming. 1st and ten from their own 12? Is that the field goal team? Go for the block!!!!! Oh no, it's a fake and he took a knee! I just got so faked out!!!!

We are officially protesting this game, but only because the Burundi bone swallowers won their last game. We want that game nullified so this game can be everything that the fans want - no, need! - the world's most horrific dispplay of football. People should be so disgusted at our game that they will leave and go invent new games just so they never have to witness to level of ineptitude displayed at this game.

"Hey man, whatcha playin'?"
"Flurguin. I just made it up. Wanna play?"
"Hell yeah, but I can't. I'm blind. I jabbed my eyes out with a stick after that last Morocco game. I just couldn't take it anymore.....'

that's we aim for. Sheer non-perfection. The Feated Season.

Fear it!

Okay, who was the guy that ate 21 pancakes?

hahahahahha morocco is jokes